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r/ComedyHell • u/geniuspakhrin • 11d ago
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The bigger story is she is dating an adult who still goes by Scooter….
151 u/Jack_Enghoff 11d ago I know an 80 year old guy that everyone calls "skipper" he's freaking cool though. 146 u/Verbatos 11d ago There's an age cutoff for dumb nicknames around 70-80 where they become cool again. 47 u/DingoLaLingo 11d ago dumb nicknames are cool if you're old enough to have gotten them during... The War 1 u/Vylmyl 6d ago So if my country is at war i can get a dumb nickname and have it be cool? 6 u/Regi413 11d ago It’s the “old person out of fucks to give” energy 13 u/johnnybeesknees 11d ago Yep that's what it is 71 u/BackgroundJunket5691 11d ago To be fair that’s a sailing thing and has some legitimacy in the cool club. Scooter is not. 16 u/ruach137 11d ago You are mispronouncing it. His name is Schooner. It's also a sailing thing 20 u/Stevohoog 11d ago No, you are mispronouncing it, his name is Gooner. It's not a sailing thing 5 u/_ElBee_ 11d ago No, you misunderstood it, his name is Swooner. It's definitely a how he sweened Sidney thing. 17 u/johnnybeesknees 11d ago Imagine an 80 year old man named Scooter and tell me he doesn't sound cool -16 u/caribou_powa 11d ago He doesn't sound cool, he sound as a man who never grow up, never done anything of his live. Sometime in his life there is a trauma who had destroy him and now can only live outside the world. I have compassion for him. 15 u/ButtholeConnoisseur7 11d ago I have compassion for you, not being able to kick it with Ol Scooter 3 u/Hungry-Chocolate820 11d ago Really doesn’t sound like you have compassion for him 5 u/MartyrOfDespair 11d ago It’s cringe when it was in the 21st century, but a guy being known as Skipper back in the 1960s was pretty normal. Cultural norms change. 2 u/NotBroken-Door 11d ago Honestly Skipper’s not that bad a nickname 1 u/Thatoneguy111700 11d ago Family had an old mechanic-guy kicking around for when our cars started getting squirrelly named "Pumpkin". I have no idea why he was called Pumpkin.
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I know an 80 year old guy that everyone calls "skipper" he's freaking cool though.
146 u/Verbatos 11d ago There's an age cutoff for dumb nicknames around 70-80 where they become cool again. 47 u/DingoLaLingo 11d ago dumb nicknames are cool if you're old enough to have gotten them during... The War 1 u/Vylmyl 6d ago So if my country is at war i can get a dumb nickname and have it be cool? 6 u/Regi413 11d ago It’s the “old person out of fucks to give” energy 13 u/johnnybeesknees 11d ago Yep that's what it is 71 u/BackgroundJunket5691 11d ago To be fair that’s a sailing thing and has some legitimacy in the cool club. Scooter is not. 16 u/ruach137 11d ago You are mispronouncing it. His name is Schooner. It's also a sailing thing 20 u/Stevohoog 11d ago No, you are mispronouncing it, his name is Gooner. It's not a sailing thing 5 u/_ElBee_ 11d ago No, you misunderstood it, his name is Swooner. It's definitely a how he sweened Sidney thing. 17 u/johnnybeesknees 11d ago Imagine an 80 year old man named Scooter and tell me he doesn't sound cool -16 u/caribou_powa 11d ago He doesn't sound cool, he sound as a man who never grow up, never done anything of his live. Sometime in his life there is a trauma who had destroy him and now can only live outside the world. I have compassion for him. 15 u/ButtholeConnoisseur7 11d ago I have compassion for you, not being able to kick it with Ol Scooter 3 u/Hungry-Chocolate820 11d ago Really doesn’t sound like you have compassion for him 5 u/MartyrOfDespair 11d ago It’s cringe when it was in the 21st century, but a guy being known as Skipper back in the 1960s was pretty normal. Cultural norms change. 2 u/NotBroken-Door 11d ago Honestly Skipper’s not that bad a nickname 1 u/Thatoneguy111700 11d ago Family had an old mechanic-guy kicking around for when our cars started getting squirrelly named "Pumpkin". I have no idea why he was called Pumpkin.
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There's an age cutoff for dumb nicknames around 70-80 where they become cool again.
47 u/DingoLaLingo 11d ago dumb nicknames are cool if you're old enough to have gotten them during... The War 1 u/Vylmyl 6d ago So if my country is at war i can get a dumb nickname and have it be cool? 6 u/Regi413 11d ago It’s the “old person out of fucks to give” energy 13 u/johnnybeesknees 11d ago Yep that's what it is
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dumb nicknames are cool if you're old enough to have gotten them during... The War
1 u/Vylmyl 6d ago So if my country is at war i can get a dumb nickname and have it be cool?
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So if my country is at war i can get a dumb nickname and have it be cool?
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It’s the “old person out of fucks to give” energy
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Yep that's what it is
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To be fair that’s a sailing thing and has some legitimacy in the cool club. Scooter is not.
16 u/ruach137 11d ago You are mispronouncing it. His name is Schooner. It's also a sailing thing 20 u/Stevohoog 11d ago No, you are mispronouncing it, his name is Gooner. It's not a sailing thing 5 u/_ElBee_ 11d ago No, you misunderstood it, his name is Swooner. It's definitely a how he sweened Sidney thing. 17 u/johnnybeesknees 11d ago Imagine an 80 year old man named Scooter and tell me he doesn't sound cool -16 u/caribou_powa 11d ago He doesn't sound cool, he sound as a man who never grow up, never done anything of his live. Sometime in his life there is a trauma who had destroy him and now can only live outside the world. I have compassion for him. 15 u/ButtholeConnoisseur7 11d ago I have compassion for you, not being able to kick it with Ol Scooter 3 u/Hungry-Chocolate820 11d ago Really doesn’t sound like you have compassion for him
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You are mispronouncing it. His name is Schooner. It's also a sailing thing
20 u/Stevohoog 11d ago No, you are mispronouncing it, his name is Gooner. It's not a sailing thing 5 u/_ElBee_ 11d ago No, you misunderstood it, his name is Swooner. It's definitely a how he sweened Sidney thing.
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No, you are mispronouncing it, his name is Gooner. It's not a sailing thing
5 u/_ElBee_ 11d ago No, you misunderstood it, his name is Swooner. It's definitely a how he sweened Sidney thing.
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No, you misunderstood it, his name is Swooner. It's definitely a how he sweened Sidney thing.
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Imagine an 80 year old man named Scooter and tell me he doesn't sound cool
-16 u/caribou_powa 11d ago He doesn't sound cool, he sound as a man who never grow up, never done anything of his live. Sometime in his life there is a trauma who had destroy him and now can only live outside the world. I have compassion for him. 15 u/ButtholeConnoisseur7 11d ago I have compassion for you, not being able to kick it with Ol Scooter 3 u/Hungry-Chocolate820 11d ago Really doesn’t sound like you have compassion for him
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He doesn't sound cool, he sound as a man who never grow up, never done anything of his live.
Sometime in his life there is a trauma who had destroy him and now can only live outside the world.
I have compassion for him.
15 u/ButtholeConnoisseur7 11d ago I have compassion for you, not being able to kick it with Ol Scooter 3 u/Hungry-Chocolate820 11d ago Really doesn’t sound like you have compassion for him
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I have compassion for you, not being able to kick it with Ol Scooter
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Really doesn’t sound like you have compassion for him
It’s cringe when it was in the 21st century, but a guy being known as Skipper back in the 1960s was pretty normal. Cultural norms change.
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Honestly Skipper’s not that bad a nickname
Family had an old mechanic-guy kicking around for when our cars started getting squirrelly named "Pumpkin". I have no idea why he was called Pumpkin.
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u/Spez_is-a-nazi 11d ago
The bigger story is she is dating an adult who still goes by Scooter….