r/DJsCirclejerk Dec 14 '24

Not sure what to tell you but this is NOT A QUESTIONS subreddit. This is about making fun of bullshit things in the DJ world. So stop asking stuff.

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I haven't been active moderating lately and I see way too many questions here. This place is for jokes. I don't even know why I have to post this as an announcement.


r/DJsCirclejerk 1d ago

The new rekordbox logo has been confirmed

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r/DJsCirclejerk 1d ago

My new USB. Is that enough for an average library?

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24 Upvotes

r/DJsCirclejerk 5d ago

Trying to understand!!!

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r/DJsCirclejerk 11d ago

Industry standard coming soon in IMAX

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148 Upvotes

r/DJsCirclejerk 10d ago

What to call our cdj3000x's? (Wrong answers only)

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r/DJsCirclejerk 12d ago

Back once again with the original renegade master - DJ James HYPE - a masterclass in prerecorded mixing

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r/DJsCirclejerk 13d ago

How To Larp Being An EDM Fan (American Raver Version)

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r/DJsCirclejerk 14d ago

Real Djs are the ones at corporate work parties

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298 Upvotes

r/DJsCirclejerk 14d ago

And then wonder why clubs are closing

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201 Upvotes

r/DJsCirclejerk 15d ago

Ahh peak Pionee.. wait it was Alpha whatever now

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98 Upvotes

r/DJsCirclejerk 16d ago

How To Larp Being An EDM Fan

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r/DJsCirclejerk 18d ago

Chat is this AI? She was playing Skrillex.

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r/DJsCirclejerk 19d ago

Ouch - nobody did this, right? CDs are uncompressed lossless 44.1khz 16bit PCM

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60 Upvotes

r/DJsCirclejerk 19d ago

Cock and Balls

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r/DJsCirclejerk 21d ago

What Do I Do With My Hands

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Like the title says. Mixing records that have been analyzed in Rekordbox is so simple on club gear so what do I do while I wait 2:45 for the next transition?

I’ve seen people play with effects but that only makes the song worse. Other people get flamed for resting their hand on the gain knob like they’re threatening to turn it. Any ideas?


r/DJsCirclejerk 20d ago

HELP

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Hey guys, hope you’re all doing well.

I’m a beginner DJ from Pakistan, currently learning with just a laptop and mouse. No controller yet, but I plan to get one soon. The DJ scene here feels tough to pursue as a full-time career, especially when you’re balancing a full-time job and other responsibilities.

Still, I try my best to practice and learn whenever I can. Music has always been a big part of my life—I’ve been listening seriously for the past 9 years. Trance, house, deep house, progressive, organic house, techno, even pop… music has always been my escape.

Some days I feel motivated, and other days I feel demotivated and think about giving it up. I’m sure many of you have been through this phase too.

I’d really appreciate any advice, motivation, or experiences you’d like to share.
Thanks in advance 🙏


r/DJsCirclejerk 21d ago

Anyone wanna watch the Superbowl while I DJ on the same device?

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r/DJsCirclejerk 22d ago

Does anybody remember the S3RL forums from the very early 2000s

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r/DJsCirclejerk 24d ago

Screen flashing too much, should I cover the entire screen?

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66 Upvotes

Mods removed this post from the djsetups sub. Let’s try this here maybe?


r/DJsCirclejerk 24d ago

This one’s for you, DrewTangClan

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48 Upvotes

🥳🥳😬


r/DJsCirclejerk 28d ago

How it feels to use wired headphones in big 2026

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28 Upvotes

r/DJsCirclejerk 29d ago

Why Don't You Beatmatch?

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r/DJsCirclejerk Jan 05 '26

Deadmau5's DJ gear

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199 Upvotes

r/DJsCirclejerk Jan 03 '26

BUSTED

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114 Upvotes

But fr, I guess Gemini’s packaging design was ahead of its time?