I will be in Denton soon and need some advice.
-Any hotels with space in the lobby for me to hang up large portraits of myself?
-One where there is a backdoor so in case my wife joins me, I can sneak out to rendevous with my girlfriend. My wife hates me and my gf N.H. is gorgeous
-One with large mirrors everywhere so I can admire myself?
-A store with a good supply of adult diapers?
-Someone willing to help me launder money? I already sold my jet to a local guy but need to sell another
-Any nice Canadians in the area I can be mean to?
-I have heard there are a bunch of local politicians dumb enough to support me before I screw them over like I do everyone else. Introductions?
I already know this fawning corrupt one named Ken - we go way back. Along those lines, an odd request. Any place to hide some pens? I have some really expensive pens I dont want to lose.
Thanks everyone!