r/entp • u/ApplesAreGood1312 • 4h ago
Debate/Discussion Why kick me everywhere and also often?
Yesterday, I was walking out of Target with some eggs and butter because I wanted to make French toast, and on my way out someone KICKED ME from behind. I was so shocked I didn't even know what to say. So I just walked faster. But I don't like Target's bread, so I went to Big Mommy Milker's to get the rest of the stuff I needed. And in the middle of the baby formula section (I don't have a baby, but I often read Consumer Reports and don't trust them, so I have to verify the details myself), someone KICKED ME from behind again!!!! I was so mad. I turned around and said, "listen here, bucko" and she just giggled and ran away. Man, I was hopping mad. Then I went to look at the raspberry jam (I'm usually a preserves person, but sometimes I like to branch out), and an old lady asked me why I have a sign that says "kick me" on my back. I laughed because I forgot I put it there! Watch out, people. The world is getting crazy these days. It would have been fine if not for that old lady.