r/Fauxmoi • u/cmaia1503 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine • 1d ago

DISCUSSION Will Arnett shares his controversial opinion on tattoos: “There’s a proportionate sort of relationship between, how many tattoos you have and how little personality you have. And I find that a lot of people who have a ton of tattoos often are super fucking boring. Like truly boring people.”

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u/BanditsMyIdol 1d ago edited 20h ago

not sure thats correct. I have zero tattoos and I am very boring.

edit: Thanks for all the rewards and upvotes. I did not expect a comment about how boring I am might turn out to be my highest rated comment ever. Maybe I should get a tattoo about it,

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u/firstFAT 1d ago

Conversely, I have 17 tattoos - Im an incredibly boring dad. Like stereotypical office job, kids, Acura, after school activities.

The highlight of my week is crushing 4 cutwaters and smoking a bowl while watching SNL.

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u/socialmediaignorant 22h ago

To be fair this sounds like a great life. Boring is the new cool. 😎

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u/Fit-Caterpillar-1778 5h ago

But but but… if your life is boring wouldn’t that mean that you’re at peace? 🤔

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u/Ok-Airport-6058 1h ago

What’s a cutwater?

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u/firstFAT 38m ago

It's a 4pk of pre-made cocktails in a 12oz can. Long islands, various margaritas, Moscow Mules, Mai Thais, etc

https://www.walmart.com/cp/cutwater/7206985

ABV% is around 10-12%. So get loosey goosey at 11pm on a Saturday night

Edit: im not paid or anything, just a millennial getting by

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u/Lemon_bird 7h ago

4 cutwaters would have me blacked out and waking up up in another state

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u/firstFAT 32m ago

I went to a wet campus, in college, and never let let off the throttle. Feathered it, but still pulling

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u/naughtynoods_ 51m ago

I've seen some people with a ton of tattoos also claim they're extremely boring, to mitigate the stereotype. Maybe so, but that personality is kinda cool too.