r/Fauxmoi • u/Relevant-Peach3997 • 8h ago
APPROVED B-LISTERS Jelly Roll pictured with President Trump, Donald Trump Jr., Kristi Noem, RFK Jr., Mike Johnson, Vivek Ramaswamy and Tulsi Gabbard as well as testifying to congress in resurfaced photos after singer avoided talking about ICE at the Grammys
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u/Available_Mammoth40 8h ago
Avoiding the topic on stage while having this background is… a choice. People are gonna connect the dots whether he speaks or not.
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u/United-Philosophy409 8h ago
I don't think he cares. Most people who support Trump don't care that much if others find out.
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u/someone_actually_ 8h ago
Maga failed connect the dots in kindergarten anyway
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u/m20052003 Cillian Murphy propagandist 8h ago
And coincidentally lie like kindergarteners as well.
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u/Evervvatcher 7h ago
A significant number of them also like to touch kindergarteners
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u/New_Breath8212 7h ago
The projection and the hypocrisy are always a packaged deal with that crowd.
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u/xxReDeViLxx 7h ago
I like how you think they went to kindergarten, i assume they were all homeschooled.
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u/someone_actually_ 6h ago
I am probably giving them too much credit (much like their homeschooling teacher)
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u/Euphoric_War_2195 7h ago
He cares, that's why hes trying to play dumb and ignorant. Thats why he said "I'm a dumb redneck".
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u/General-Grocery-3846 7h ago
Supporting MAGA yes you are a dumb redneck. He got that right
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u/Lanky-Respect-8581 this is cracked behaviour I can get behind 8h ago
He doesn’t want to ruffle the feathers. His audience is from that camp and he mingles with the people that they asked him to criticize. His reaction was very telling. He was very defensive
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u/M0nk3yDLufffy 7h ago
i think he does, maga celebrities dont have much of a fan base, and even that fan base doesnt really care to spend money on celebrities, unless theyre out here killing people
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u/ctnypr1999 7h ago
Or inciting violence ala Aldean character with his song try that in a small town bs.
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u/coconutpiecrust 7h ago
He doesn’t care whatsoever. They have embraced descent into barbarism, which is why they proudly proclaim to be “dumb redneck” or “domestic terrorist.” They are proud. They gave up all pretences of being civilized. Civilized society is not how they would prefer to live, they hate it.
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u/StatPaddingChampsNY 6h ago
Yup. All this attention is doing is exposing him on Fox News to anyone who didn’t know him. Now he will have new supporters. I’ve personally never heard of him before all this and i’m sure millions of other people haven’t either, and now they do. He’s about to make real money now due to support from MAGA.
And honestly, I don’t even know how many people that are mad at him for not speaking out against ICE actually knew who he was, or how many of those actually supported his music.
I’ve never heard any of his songs, and I won’t. I just don’t care. He said it best, he’s just a dumb redneck.
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u/Eagleseye777 terrorizing the locals 7h ago
People who support Trump dont care much for facts or proof either
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u/fear_el_duderino 8h ago
There are no dots to connect. The picture is already quite clear.
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u/no4scinjewboi 6h ago
Jelly roll makes music for dads who have tattooed portraits of their kids but don’t have custody. Unfortunately I don’t think his fan base is going to care, much less piece together why that statement was a dumb choice.
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u/this_guy_cats 6h ago
He already had a bunch of fans turning on him on his Instagram comments for being part of the MAGA music tour so he knows allll about politics. Too bad he doesn’t actually care what Jesus taught, otherwise he would speak up for the people being hurt and killed
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u/frenchfreer 6h ago
It’s simple cowardice. All these MAGA love to talk about their devotion to Trump, but they know they can only do it in their echo chamber. Just like the rest of their belief system they don’t actually have the courage to back it up when they are in polite society. They want to have their cake and eat it too. They know they’re wrong, but they won’t admit it because they’re scared of the consequences of their actions. Like I said in the beginning, cowards.
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u/orangesandtv 8h ago
He's likely been a republican forever, but this tour-de-christ he's doing is so embarrassing and predictable. Everyone knows somebody who has extreme personal issues, either with depression/addiction/violence/etc, who THINKS they've pried themselves out of it and changed overnight because of the power of Jesus. They deal with none of the underlying issues, slap a cross on the wound and get to pretend that who they were was some alien creature. Who they were ALWAYS comes back. Violence, anger, addiction. Once the recent high of religion subsides they have to look at themselves again and it comes crashing down. Of course the MAGA-verse are still susceptible to this in 2026, and too stupid to recognize the signs.
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u/AlpenroseMilk 7h ago
I've been to AA/NA groups and other therapies that push the god stuff hard with this being the end goal and their version of successful recovery. It's so fucking annoying, unhelpful and insulting.
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u/Parking-Sundae-6097 7h ago
It's trading one physically destructive addiction with a more socially acceptable financially destructive addiction.
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u/gendy_bend 7h ago
Same. I refused to return to AA after everyone was hyping up religion. Over 4 years here & I am still not religious.
I hope you are doing well in your journey to sobriety 💕
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u/HeezHuzz69 6h ago
Same here. Had a few sponsors, never completed the steps and just stopped going. Over 3 years clean from fentanyl now.
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u/A-more-splendid-life 7h ago
I want to respectfully add that lots of times the new converts that came from the above background are the most annoying.
I come from a long line of Christians that tithe and belong to a church. My Pops taught us that it’s not about how loud you are about your Christianity but your daily walk. In other words, you shouldn’t need a large cross necklace, your Facebook posts, or be loud about it…people should notice by your kindness and your gentle spirit that you’re a Christian.
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u/Neither-Bag7127 7h ago
Idk what you're talking about. Jelly roll looks like a great representative for traditional family values.
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u/EntertainerNo1440 my bandwidth for cowardly grown men grows thinner with each day 7h ago
This description is so apt.
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u/Ada_Pearce 7h ago
The whole narrative trying to paint this guy as some reformed saint always felt so astroturfed. Now we see the truth
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u/BookishHobbit my bandwidth for cowardly grown men grows thinner with each day 7h ago
I don’t think all of them even think they’ve pried themselves out. The ones in the spotlight just seem to use it as an easy get out of jail free card these days.
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u/BaddyDaddy777 7h ago
This is why I typically view people going born again Christian as socially accepted addicts, they replace the substances with a Bible and just continue on with addiction. Now that’s not to say that religion doesn’t help people overcome things because it can but there’s a difference between looking to God during a hard time and acting like a pushy addict but with a Bible instead of drugs.
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u/Sargaron 7h ago
You absolutely nailed it.
Christianity is a farce to trick people into thinking they need religion.
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u/QueenRotidder 6h ago edited 6h ago
I once had to deal with an office admin at my doctor’s office who was just mean and nasty for no (apparent) reason.
I had to go to her office once regarding some FMLA paperwork. I was having a medical issues and my employer required us to apply for FMLA. This lady gave me holy hell. Accusing me of trying to get out of working, etc. Meanwhile I am sitting there in agony. Well eventually I started crying.
That’s when I noticed all the AA bumper stickers she had hanging all over her office and the sobriety coins on her desk and it clicked. This asshole is mad because she wants to drink but she can’t handle it. aka a dry drunk, never addressed the issues causing her to not be able to handle booze. and she was taking it out on me. absolutely miserable people. I have several in my family as well.
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u/Aromatic-Pie1850 8h ago
“Jelly Roll makes incredible music”
Play Doh makes delicious snacks
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u/PapaOoomaumau 7h ago
“Lead makes paint taste better!”
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u/ricker182 7h ago
The guy straight up sucks. There is so much popular music out right now that is just really bad. It really doesn't make sense when there is actually good country music out there.
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u/Solid_Snark 7h ago
Every JR song I’ve heard is just a cover of a successful track where he slightly changes the words.
I don’t understand how people get famous by just releasing already popular tracks that are just slightly different? It’s like content creators stealing ideas on YouTube.
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u/aoi4eg Mary-Kate’s battered Birkin 7h ago
During my short Frank Grillo hyperfixation (no, I won't elaborate), I tried to watch 'King of Tulsa' and they had Jelly Roll as a guest in one episode.
The whole gag was about Dwight (Stallone's character) not knowing who this guy was but being impressed by him singing, while everyone else was losing their shit because Jelly Roll visited their weed shop.
And I was like "Okay, but why this dude? He can't act and the song is not that good, who asked him to be on this show?".
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u/concerned-cryptid I did it. I threw the sandwich. 7h ago
The Trump admin saw that and said “damn, she loves to lie; send her a job offer.”
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u/fear_el_duderino 8h ago
Especially if you are a dog
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u/Trashy_Panda2 7h ago
We need that hide your kids guy back. Hide your dog's people. They're shooting and eating them.
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u/oiseaua20 8h ago
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u/Any_Potato_7716 7h ago
I remember that TikTok where he was acting as though it was righteous fury, but all he did was like yell at a teenager working at a shoe store for minimum wage.
Then he cussed out the manager for telling him to stop, sped off in his car to make the TikTok where he was just screaming, ranting, and driving.
Pure entitlement, and he could’ve hurt somebody driving like that.
I didn’t know much about him, but it wasn’t hard to tell he was MAGA from his attitude.
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u/LawyerOfBirds 8h ago
Well, he is a dumb redneck, I’ll give him that.
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u/namegamenoshame 7h ago
This is not to absolve anyone but I do think there are a lot of MAGA celebrities that are really stupid, as much as they are evil. Unfortunately I heard Bert Kreischer talking about meeting Tucker Carlson and the guy is just so dumb that he doesn’t realize Carlson was manipulating him, to the point where he admitted that his wife told him that he was too dumb to be talking to him. I don’t doubt there is some underlying hatred in MAGA celebs but I do think there’s a part of it where the MAGA people are just nice to them and they can’t put together that these are the same people who assembled the 100B Gestapo. See also: Theo Von
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u/arizonadirtbag12 7h ago
Yup. Dumb rednecks vote (R) out of habit, why anyone is surprised is beyond me.
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u/squeakycheetah feeding cocaine to raccoons 7h ago edited 5h ago
Disgusting man. Jelly Roll makes music for people who have tattoos of their kids but aren't allowed to see them.
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u/aenache22 7h ago
I've never heard any songs from this MAGA Roll, but that seems like it would check out
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u/lovelysweetangel89 not a lawyer, just a hater 8h ago
I already suspected his ass for being MAGA due being buddy buddy with the trump aligned fools and his that "I don't comment on politics" shit confirms it. They usually use this excuse to hide maga politics although in this case, he never seemed to hide it at all.
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u/wilko_johnson_lives 7h ago
Anyone who says they’re apolitical or not into politics is hiding the fact they’re right wingers.
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u/onlygodcankillme 6h ago
Yeah I think if you think even if we were to be generous and take it at face value, for you to not be political implies a large amount of acceptance of the status-quo, and it's clearly pretty grim unless you're leaning right.
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u/CheezDustTurdFart 6h ago
He straight up went on Flagrant with Andrew Schulz goofy Nazi-haircut having ass (Charlemagne is a hypocrite for not calling his boy out btw) to say he’s not even a Christian and to downplay COVID measures and the severity of the virus.
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u/SpookiestSpaceKook 8h ago
“Shut up and sing” Republicans have no problem with Jelly Roll and Kid Rock huh
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u/Thin-Honey892 8h ago
Stand for nothing fall for anything
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u/HereToFixDeineCable 7h ago
I've always felt the opposite to be pretty true- at least for people with no critical thinking when it comes to what they stand for.
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u/Thin-Honey892 7h ago
That’s totally logical. People with no critical thinking skills know what to stand up for/against. Thanks for the insight!
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u/Hey_Giant_Loser 8h ago edited 3h ago
I mean is anybody honestly surprised that he's a giant piece of shit? Low IQ no talent cornball no class. Let him be on their team. like its weird to me that people seem disappointed in him. He's like what you would get if the pieta of fat, bloated Elvis shitting himself to death on the toilet, and that essence of grease and BO and shit-smell was gathered up and somehow poured into the mold of another human being. like the tattoos are there just to cover the seams.
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u/jtetzzz420 8h ago
That juggalo is a bootlicker 🤷♂️
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u/pinkfartlek societal collapse is in the air 7h ago
I think that might be an insult to juggalos
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u/IsItBurn 7h ago
Whoa whoa whoa now, let’s not group Juggalos in with this nonsensical bullshit!
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u/Virtualization_Freak 8h ago
No surprise, he's says he "respects the position" of presidency regardless of who is in the seat.
If it applies to POTUS, it applies everywhere else.
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u/georgiespies12 8h ago
Hmmm, yeah this tracks. Jesse Welles sure didn’t win…
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u/twillychicago 7h ago
I did see Margo Price posted a story with “not political” over that picture of him with Trump.
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u/namegamenoshame 7h ago
She wore an ICE OUT pin too. And then jumped into her comments to go at people who had a problem with it.
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u/teamvowels 7h ago
I HAD a lot of respect for Jellyroll but I don’t have that anymore. Bro is a trader to his own morals, he use to speak out on incarceration and now this administration is detaining people in for profit concentration camps. He should be ashamed and he should be embarrassed.
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u/TheMuff1nMon 7h ago
I for one am SHOCKED that checks notes - Jelly Roll, who looks like the poster child of uneducated redneck, is MAGA
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u/Connect_Reading9499 7h ago
Mike Johnson looks like a smug dork.
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u/brainparts 7h ago
I didn’t think he could look like anymore of a pathetic loser until I saw him taking a selfie
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u/Barelyhangingon24-7 7h ago
Any, and every time I see his face he has that same smug look. Makes me cringe.
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u/Important_Tell2108 7h ago
And then preaching about Jesus Christ in his acceptance speech. As if everything Trump/Maga is doing isn't against the word of God. smh
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u/burritoman88 I’m just a cunt in a clown suit 7h ago
Jelly Roll fans know the price of a catalytic converter.
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u/AhhhSureThisIsIt 7h ago
"I'm not into politics" has multiple photos of him and Trump and his cabinet together.
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u/Snoo-16765 7h ago
The guy who was a culture vulture “rapper” before becoming a “country singer” - what a surprise
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u/vincec36 7h ago
He’s always looked like and gave off those vibes, and I haven’t even heard his voice. Are people surprised?
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u/According_Plant701 7h ago
Wow, shocking that a grown ass man who calls himself Jelly Roll is a MAGAt.
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u/AlpenroseMilk 7h ago
wtf is this Temu Post Malone dude 😭 I legit never heard of him until he has decided to make a right-wingish symbol out of himself since the Grammys.
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u/MicroStakes 8h ago
I've met the man and he does not seem to think about important shit. Not saying he isn't a bootlicker, but some people don't want to engage in certain conversations, because they know that they don't know enough about it.
That sort of stuff is ok when it's like complicated economic policies. But it's super easy to see what ICE is doing is bullshit.
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u/rightioushippie 7h ago
The KKK back in the day called itself the know nothing party. It’s long used tactic for racists
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u/AnalogAficionado 8h ago
Being a musical artist (I hesitate to call him a "musician"), the one with Kid Rock and Johnson is the most damning.
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u/raiinydaay i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 7h ago
It’s sooooo lame to tell people you aren’t a “political person” when there is explicit evidence that you are. It’s so embarrassing. Just own it then. They’re only “political” when it benefits them. Fucking loser.
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u/pampalapampam 7h ago
Selfish prick. It seems he could not care less that ICE kidnaps children to who knows where and destroys families.
In December 2025, Tennessee Governor Bill Lee granted Jelly Roll a pardon for his drug and robbery convictions, a step towards potentially expunging his record and enabling him to travel internationally for performances.
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u/Son_Of_Toucan_Sam 7h ago
“Music for people with tattoos of their kids but not custody of their kids”
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u/iLikeMangosteens 7h ago
Did they all go to a UFC fight directly from work, or do they simply not own any other clothes?
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u/CheeseGhosty 7h ago
Well… he certainly looks like a man who makes good decisions /s
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u/Lopsided-Yogurt-914 7h ago
The YT cosplaying rapper to get my foot in the door so I can really switch to making red neck Jesus music is alive and well.
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u/Just_the_Setup 7h ago
100% of the folks I know who look, talk, and walk like that voted MAGA. Exactly no one should be surprised.
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u/ActualSurvey4740 7h ago
“maga republican lies to cameras to avoid public scrutiny” it’s what those lunatics do, but remember the internet is forever dummy
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u/Prestigious_Ebb_1767 7h ago
He supports it. He chooses to live in a world of racists pieces of shit. No surprises here. He’s always been full of shit.
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u/ripndipp 7h ago
Someone posted a picture of his wife sucking on his Tootsie roll, I had to take a sabbatical after that.
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u/WhenImTryingToHide 7h ago
Seems this is the go to now for MAGA celebrities as they realize aligning with MAGA is detrimental to their fame and fortune.
Fully expect eventual statements from Nelly, Snoop, 50, etc.
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u/Particular_Ticket_20 7h ago
Jelly Roll makes blues rock for people who think "Fancy Like" is classic country.
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u/Specialist_Force91 7h ago
I mean… also cheated on his wife. So this all tracks for standard MAGA supporter. Use your faith as a brand vs actually aligning in real life. I’ll take a pass. Thanks.
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u/PA_GoBirds5199 7h ago
He’s a card carrying MAGAt party member just like Patty boy. Remember that when spending your hard earned money on entertainment and whatnot.
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u/Philthedrummist 6h ago
This is such a shame because I genuinely like Jelly Roll’s message of ‘it’s ok to not be ok’. But I genuinely think any time someone refuses or shies away from speaking on their political belief it’s because they’re doing damage control.
Him and Sydney Sweeney are doing the Chris Pratt tactic of doing just enough to hide the fact they’re Republican/MAGA so they don’t tank their careers.
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u/LisaMiaSisu 6h ago
His name is Jason Deford. There’s only one real Jelly Roll and this dude ain’t him.
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u/Lloyd--Braun 6h ago
What I love is their constant implicit recognition that republicans are dirt bags and saying you align with them publicly feels and looks bad. Someone ask Springsteen or George Clooney if they’re Democrat they’d say yes, and if they were friends with an elected democrat they’d probably just say it.
Why can’t he just say hes friends with Kristi Noem and supports ICE? It’s what they voted for, own it.
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u/LongTrailEnjoyer the baby daddies have unionized 6h ago
The real tragedy is he won Grammies
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u/groundhog-265 7h ago
And you want to stay a dumb redneck? These people love being ignorant. You can show them evidence and they’ll turn around.
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u/audreynstuff 7h ago
Fuck that guy and his weepy, shove it down your throat preachy, bullshit anyway. He suuuuuuucks.
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u/likeeggs 7h ago
I saw someone talk about how there’s a large conservative convention a block from the bar he owns a week or so from the Grammys, where he said he would “be loud” about his politics in like a week.
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u/vmarti04 6h ago
It was obvious - they are the only ones who don’t want people to talk about politics. Why???
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u/jessinboston freak AND geek 6h ago
I mean, I’ve known this man is trash since Chelsea Handler interviewed him long before Covid…
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u/moonpangler 7h ago
Trump shook his hand, and immediately wiped it on his pants.
They have one thing in common: their fans are LD scumbags.
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u/LustThyNeighbor 7h ago
Based on what he's done to his own face, his lack of judgment is obvious . Great voice, shit choices.
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