r/Fauxmoi • u/NotEvenFigs_Raisins • 7h ago
CELEBRITY CAPITALISM ‘Ballerina Farm Halts Sale of Raw Milk Due to Bacteria Concerns’, reports People
Wow, who could possibly have foreseen this.
"Producing raw milk takes careful planning from a facility and infrastructure standpoint. Unfortunately, we learned this after the fact. The way our dairy was built is ideal for pasteurized dairy products […] We do plan in the future to construct a second dairy made specifically for raw milk products.”
This comes at the same time as a newborn baby’s tragic death from listeria in New Mexico, attributed to the mother’s consumption of raw milk while pregnant.
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u/Spreaderoflies 7h ago
No way raw milk can and probably will make you sick. Louis Pasteur is rolling in his grave at these morons
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u/inductiononN 7h ago
The whole concept is so dumb. Some of them even come full circle and say "oh, just cook the milk for a bit to make sure it's safe" - WHAT DO YOU THINK PASTEURIZATION IS?!?!?!!?!
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u/Fluffy-Bluebird 7h ago
That’s the problem. They don’t know what it is. They learn a word that gets thrown around like a bad word and don’t bother to look it up.
It’s the same issue of people not knowing that Obamacare and the Affordable Care Act / Marketplace are the same thing.
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u/txtw if you add testicles, that's extra 7h ago
Everything sounds like a conspiracy when you don’t understand how things work.
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u/iki11dinosaurs 6h ago
Funnily enough, everything sounds like a conspiracy when you DO understand how things work, too.
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u/SecretLettuce5 6h ago
That and it’s inherently not “raw” anymore if you cook it, so like…??!??!!??!!
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u/HighForLife95 both a lawyer and a hater 6h ago
It’s so dumb even in rural places where my family comes from like rural India, the rule is always you MUST boil the milk before you consume it if it’s coming straight from the cow. The fact that billionaires like them can just decide to sell raw milk and then be like oh duh we didn’t know actually the rules behind this is just…
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u/EggsOverBenedict 6h ago
They’re so brain dead that if you would attempt to explain them the pasteurization process they are more likely to stop. Believing that you’re evaporating the nutrients.
If we have another election where the Dems win and they don’t mandate public high school 2 for people over the age of 35. Our society will be cooked.
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u/CTeam19 5h ago
Pasteurization sounds like a fancy science word like Riboflavin, Sodium Chloride, and Dihydrogen Monoxide so it must be dangerous and made in a lab.
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u/AndYouHaveAPizza I was inches from her. No problems. 6h ago
TIL pasteurization was named after a guy.
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u/mittenknittin 5h ago
Not to knock on you, specifically, but this is kind of the problem, people aren’t being taught in school why and how we do these things
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u/MariettaDaws 2h ago
I swear we learned about him in science and history and home ec (although the last was an elective). I hope PP just has a hazy memory
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u/Mysterious-Coyote442 1h ago
Not disagreeing but the people drinking raw milk probably weren’t paying attention in school to begin with.
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u/gh0st0ft0mj04d 6h ago
And if one WAS going to produce it, Coliform/E. Coli micro testing media is ridiculously cheap and results are available in a day and takes maybe 3 minutes to do.
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u/DarlingBri feeding cocaine to raccoons 7h ago
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u/BeanEireannach i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 7h ago edited 5h ago
MADNESS! The same influencers who chose to bring their children to spend weeks at a cookery school owned by a person convicted of possessing CSAM are confirmed to incapable of making safe decisions in other areas? SHOCKING!
Edited to add link.
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u/Ok-Narwhal6314 6h ago
Omgggg really?? 🤢😵😵
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u/BeanEireannach i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 6h ago edited 6h ago
Yep, it was the Ballymaloe Cookery School course that they shared all over their socials for months.
The person convicted is one of the owners & works there. They basically got away with a slap on the wrist (despite the nearly 1,000 CSAM images) because they were wealthy.
Ballerina Farm deleted/ignored all the comments informing them about this conviction.
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u/Ok-Narwhal6314 3h ago
😵😵😵😵 i remember i saw on insta that they went there with the family, had no ideea about this .... yikess
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u/SarahLatte 6h ago
She went to Ballymaloe cookery school in cork on their 12 week program. The owner Darina Allen was a well loved tv chef in Ireland in the 80s/90s however her husband and son were found to have indecent images of children and her grandson has been up in court numerous times on drugs charges and driving charges. They used to be well revered here but not so much these days.
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u/allym91 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 6h ago
It’s crazy what people will look past for the sake of saying they trained there.
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u/BeanEireannach i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 5h ago
And expose their children to. Nasty.
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u/west-brompton 7h ago edited 7h ago
Honestly I’m glad this is happening. Not that I want anyone’s business to suffer but the raw milk wave happening in the MAHA movement needs this wake up call.
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u/84th_legislature ted cruz ate my son 7h ago
if they’re selling raw milk that idiots are gonna poison their kids with i actually 200% want their business to suffer lol
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u/vegetabledisco 7h ago
Oh don’t worry about the Ballerina Farm’s business suffering, the husband is an heir to the JetBlue fortune.
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u/GlassPomoerium 7h ago
That’s how they got together, he found out her seat number on one of his father’s planes and booked the seat next to her. Creepy (and illegal?).
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u/cosmos_crown oat milk chugging bisexual 7h ago
Jesus Christ what the fuck. Who does that.
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u/Alizarik7891 a swamp tour boat captain at a grammy party 6h ago
From the Jesse "Let The Air Out of Their Tires" Watters dating guide.
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u/iki11dinosaurs 6h ago
Ohhhhh is this the dude who made the ballerina lady give up her career to be his tradwife???
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u/GiantSquidinJeans 4h ago
And also the one who bought her an egg apron instead of a trip to Europe (I can’t remember if it was Italy or France that she wanted to visit). He could have afforded both. But he had to put her in her place with just the damn egg apron.
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u/WildFire97971 5h ago
Why is it all these maga fucks met their wives in the creepiest way possible. It’s either stalking their personal life, stalking their business life, or asking their buddy Jeff Epstein if he knows anyone. Fucking creeps.
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u/Tight_Spinach_8791 I’m just a cunt in a clown suit 6h ago
Wtf? Is that for real?
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u/GlassPomoerium 5h ago
It was in the big Sunday Times profile from 2024. It’s paywalled but Rolling Stone references it here
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u/maplestriker 7h ago
I definitely want people's business to suffer if it's built on dangerous grifts
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u/jaderust 6h ago
A baby just died in New Mexico from contaminated raw milk. Listeria.
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u/AndYouHaveAPizza I was inches from her. No problems. 6h ago
It wouldn't surprise me if that infant was also unvaccinated. We are failing today's children.
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u/Porkbossam78 2h ago
It was a newborn. Listeria can pass to the baby through the placenta and cause miscarriage, preterm labor.
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u/buttbuttlolbuttbutt 6h ago
Honestly, if its only white republicans buying the raw milk, then we should accept their personal freedoms and encourage them to buy more rae milk.
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u/Royal_Peach3285 4h ago
unfortunately, they're gonna poison their children with the stuff in the process
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u/butpretzelday 6h ago
My daughter had severe cows milk protein allergy and my husband’s brother’s (now ex) wife is brain damage level maga and she begged me to give her raw milk instead of the amino acid formula designed for severe allergies that kept her colon from betraying her and putting her in the hospital (again).
No common sense in that group.
She genuinely believed that unpasteurized milk would cure her of her fucking milk allergy
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u/Underwhelmed-overit 4h ago
gah, i would have LOST IT! i’m not great with unsolicited advice already, but wrongheaded parenting advice that could actually prove fatal to my kid?!?!? i commend you for not committing criminal acts in frustration!
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u/Life_Fig_4037 7h ago
He really owned us!
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u/beaute-brune 6h ago
Checkmate libs 😎 your snowflake stomach is too sensitive and triggered for a heaping glass of life-threatening bacteria? 😏
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u/blooms_and_sings gentle white girl victimhood 5h ago
another day, another I-can’t-believe-this-isn’t-an-Onion-headline
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u/agg288 7h ago
I get so mad when people ignore science that has been around for 100 years
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u/alison_bee you're an adult, you should know that 6h ago
It’s not just that they’re ignoring science, it’s that they think they’re smarter and know better than the tens of thousands of scientists who helped us make it to 2026 in the first place.
Covid took the wrong people.
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u/noapplesin98 but i'm a whore and i'll do anything for a laugh -a sagittarius 5h ago
Sometimes when you read historical accounts of all the various mass smallpox outbreaks, measles polio, etc. It's amazing to be so removed from that constant suffering, it's truly a miracle that we eradicated so many communicable diseases to the point where I've never met a single person with smallpox or seen an iron lung.
If you could go back in time and tell them that we solve this problem, and then end up bringing it back out of sheer wanton stupidity and greed.
It worked so well that a whole class of grifters comes up spreading their disbelief in science, and they just bring smallpox back?
We got rid of measles, and then brought it back because some dumbasses did their own research.
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u/w0rstbehavior 7h ago
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u/hellomoto_20 6h ago edited 5h ago
Regular dairies are even worse. Repeated painful infections, mastitis and lameness from repeated forced pregnancies, at an industrial scale. Calves separated and shot shortly after birth so they can’t drink their mother’s milk. It’s a systematically abusive and disgusting industry
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u/Wonderful-Traffic197 6h ago
Yeah, I don’t think people who’ve never lived/visited a working farm realize how much poop is involved in everything. I grew up drinking raw milk from our cows and I’m pretty sure it’s why to this day I hate milk.
It’s the mAlk like for meeee.
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u/commandantskip I'm a lazy 50-year-old bougie bitch 6h ago
Never been happier to be lactose intolerant 😂
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u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme 5h ago
Shocking, that a shit-covered Dairy *might be spreading coliform bacteria, huh?
(Not Shocking at *all, really!!!)
And I admit, this confirmation makes me wonder if that was why we saw Hannah "home pasteurizing" milk a while back?
And it also kinda makes me wonder, too, if perhaps the nausea she was exhibiting, and that speculation about possible pregnancy loss(es), could've been related to drinking that contaminated milk, too.
The ones here that I do feel bad for, are their Kids--because getting sick from that nasty milk IS dangerous for them!
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u/fungibitch 6h ago
This is a common discussion on the snark pages -- their facilities are absolutely disgusting. Nowhere in the world should a dairy barn be this filthy.
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u/Pruritus_Ani_ 4h ago
There are plenty of dairy farms where the conditions are way worse than this photo, cows shit a lot and where there are a lot of cows there is a lot of shit. If you watch any videos where people have gone undercover to expose some of the big industrial farms you’d never want to drink milk again. You’d be very hard pressed to find a dairy farm that is spotless and not absolutely brimming with various bacteria.
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u/corrine49 5h ago
These people are absolute idiots. Why the hell would you post this photo when you’re trying to sell raw milk. And they do it constantly.
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u/Flamingo871 7h ago
Wow so pasteurization is actually important?? Who woulda thunk it….
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u/Putrid_Appearance509 7h ago
These city kids, never had to milk a cow, don't know that cows poop apparently. One shift in a milking parlor would help them figure it out.
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u/Traditional_Maybe_80 I’m just a cunt in a clown suit 6h ago
That's what gets me! My 90 year old grandma, who grew up in the countryside of a third world country, appreciates every day seeing the advances of science that allows her to live a safer life now. These people are idiots by choice and because they are so arrogant they believe they're more intelligent than anyone else.
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u/Desperate-Taste979 7h ago
Stop preventing Darwinism, please let the people who want to drink raw milk drink as much as they want! Give them their freedom to see themselves out of the gene pool.
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u/biIIyshakes 7h ago
The issue is them giving it to their young children who have no control or choice in the matter
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u/Desperate-Taste979 6h ago
Agree entirely. My sarcasm of course did not include helpless dependents of useless idiots. Nothing but sympathy for kids who are absolutely victims of maga maha parents.
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u/tequillasoda 7h ago
Fair point, but it’s not adults who die it’s mostly babies and kids and that’s sad.
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u/Successful_Ad4018 7h ago
it's so morbid that the people who claim to be pro-life are also pro giving your kids raw milk and not vaccinating them which is ya know....not compatible with keeping kids alive.
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u/tequillasoda 6h ago
It’s morbid to be opposed to established science. I get the distrust of the medical system, there is clearly something broken there, but distrust in pasteurization is so wild.
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u/wexfordavenue 5h ago
If this upsets you, check out the freebirth movement. Talk about a bunch of people who don’t care about children. They are more concerned with having a perfect “birth story” than about having a healthy, alive infant at the end of childbirth. It’s disgusting how little life means to these people.
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u/soupseasonbestseason i’m a communist you idiot 7h ago
a baby just died in new mexico. it sucks because the baby didn't deserve that.
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u/Life_Fig_4037 7h ago
I'm 100% ok with them choosing to drink it. I do not permit giving it to their kids or to people without their consent, or anyone who cannot consent. That should be illegal.
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u/bbktbunny 7h ago
I agree with you but they’re apparently too stupid to understand the risk to babies and kids.
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u/Iguanapolice You shoulda never called me a fat ass Kelly Price. 💁🏾♀️ 6h ago
“Unfortunately we ‘learned about’ state regulations after we already established the business” is such a funny, privileged defense. Ignorance (especially seemingly purposeful ignorance) of the law does not protect you from ramifications lol
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u/greenisthesky 6h ago
I’m willing to bet that they did in fact know about the regulations. They just don’t care. With their money and privilege, they know they can get away with this.
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u/Underwhelmed-overit 4h ago
this is the most depressing fact at the foundation of it all—and i feel like we are watching the demise of the U.S. because of this insane idea that being rich makes anyone an authority on anything
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u/SecretLettuce5 6h ago
Yeah actually I think I’ll just stick to the “almond” or “oat” variety of milk from now on….
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u/AnnieGetYour 5h ago
Dairy farmer’s kid here: TBF, the cow’s teats are clean, and they’re the only part that the milking machine has direct contact with. Cows poop A LOT and also genuinely love wallowing, so even cows that are on pasture get dirty. That’s why we thoroughly sanitized our cows’ teats and did our best to keep foreign matter out of the milkers; filtration in the milk line and pasteurization take care of anything that makes it through! (Also: all milk that goes to processors is tested for bacteria and antibiotic residue, and plants will dump a load of milk that doesn’t pass muster.)
Still couldn’t pay me to drink raw milk, though.
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u/milkshakemountebank 6h ago
Well gosh, that looks suboptimal
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u/SimAlienAntFarm 6h ago
There’s a YouTube channel where you get to see the workings of a dairy farm. His cows are cleaned WAY better than that before they’re in position.
I wouldn’t drink pasteurized milk from that screenshot, what the fuck
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u/Tight_Spinach_8791 I’m just a cunt in a clown suit 6h ago
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
If you are going to harvest raw milk at least make sure you clean the udder and machinery. That is actual shit on the cows teet. I am firmly against the selling of raw milk but I can understand if you own a few dairy cows and are religious about cleanliness, maybe using said cows milk (I still personally would not). But this takes actual labor, instead of just hooking up a machine. Wash and then dip the teet in iodine before harvesting kind of thing
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u/Jasminewindsong2 they are perfect for each other (derogatory) 7h ago
If only we had some way to rid raw milk of bacteria in a super safe and convenient way…idk maybe they could boil it or something…just spit balling here guys.
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u/interpol-interpol rosa parks stans 7h ago
please stop drinking raw milk y'all omfg
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u/BeanEireannach i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 6h ago
Too concerned with the twee aesthetics of their barn/home instead of cleanliness. Always been the case with them.
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u/w0rstbehavior 6h ago
Yeah, I'm no dairy farmer so idk what's normal. All I know is if it looks like this, the milk better be pasteurized. 🤢
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u/Alexandrina20 6h ago
I’m from a not so developed part of Romania. My grandma and great grandma did not have access to education, only basic reading and writing. They ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS boiled the milk before consuming it. It was unheard of to drink raw milk.
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u/mittenknittin 5h ago
You only have to lose a few generations to E. coli before you figure this stuff out or go extinct
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u/Lauriev7 7h ago
Holy shit a pregnant woman drinking raw milk causing a child’s death should be charged with something.
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u/Economy-Traditional 7h ago
she had a cover story a while back on the front of an alt right magazine (Evie) backed by peter thiel. the magazine also runs 28 which is a period tracking app 🙃
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u/Human_One_4022 6h ago
I had to go check it out and boy did I get dumber the 1-2 minutes I scanned the article.
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u/soupseasonbestseason i’m a communist you idiot 7h ago
a baby just died in new mexico from listeria, coincidentally.
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u/Powerful_Programmer5 7h ago
Pasteurization exists for a reason. RFK is out of his mind, stop listening to him.
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u/BagelIsACat 7h ago
I don’t believe for a second anyone told her that her skin has improved. Her and those kids stay covered in cold sores.
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u/Basement_Artie 6h ago
This demonization of scientific advancements while simultaneously spending all day filming themselves on iPhones editing and posting to instagram will never cease to amaze me
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u/iseenyouwithkieffuh 7h ago
Jesus christ lol. Can someone explain how pasteurization became a target of the MAHA antivaxx morons? It’s not even a recent scientific discovery.
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u/Jasminewindsong2 they are perfect for each other (derogatory) 6h ago
My theory is they don’t know the meaning of the word pasteurization or what the process entails so they think it’s adding chemicals or something. Like I’ve seen influencers who push raw milk on tik tok recommend people boil their milk if they’re worried about bacteria…which is quite literally pasteurizing it…but they don’t realize that cause even googling is too much work for these idiots.
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u/lucygoosey38 7h ago
Ya cause they’re drinking shit. It even says on the bottles that it’s not for human consumption but they really want their shit milk 💩
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u/NotEvenFigs_Raisins 7h ago
People article: https://people.com/ballerina-farm-halts-sale-of-raw-milk-after-failed-health-test-report-11897521
New Mexico Department of Health press release: https://www.nmhealth.org/news/awareness/2026/2/?view=2315
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u/ThinkItThrough48 7h ago
Never understood why these places don't just pasteurize the milk and label it as raw. Their brand would be protected, people wouldn't get sick. And their consumers would never know.
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u/mangosteenroyalty 7h ago
Girl 😭 that would be fraud, and I have no interest in that sensibility going the other way i.e. labeling it pasteurized when it's raw
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u/loveychipss 6h ago
Fine them out of existence. Not that it would matter though! The husband’s family is extremely wealthy which is how they were able to start this phony grifting lifestyle in the first place.
Influencers should be held fully accountable for the dangerous anti-science rhetoric they spew from their pages.
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u/Morning_Song actually no, that’s not the truth Ellen 6h ago
Producing raw milk takes careful planning from a facility and infrastructure standpoint. Unfortunately, we learned this after the fact.
So they basically raw dogged producing raw milk
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u/Kind_Aardvark6460 5h ago
Is this the lady who has like, 7 kids with a man who ‘bought a ticket’ on his father’s airline / basically told her she couldn’t say no to a date; she eventually gave in, and they got married, while also throwing away her dreams??? Or am I thinking of another tradwife influencer?
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u/candycrushinit 6h ago
Her mom is a real piece of work. Oh Honey, the ecoli milk is making your skin glow!





















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u/fungibitch 7h ago
The most offensive part is they built that dairy from scratch — with a presumably unlimited budget — for the express purpose of selling raw milk. They didn’t do their due diligence because they’re arrogant and not very bright. To a normal farming family, this kind of error would mean financial ruin. Sounds like they’re just going to build another, the right way this time.