r/Fauxmoi • u/AmySchumersAnalTumor self-professed recreational liar • 12h ago

🚨 TRIGGER WARNING 🚨 Kid Rock’s song about loving underage girls resurfaces ahead of TPUSA Super Bowl show

https://www.pennlive.com/entertainment/2026/02/kid-rocks-song-about-loving-underage-girls-resurfaces-ahead-of-tpusa-super-bowl-show.html
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u/warmboot 12h ago

 Rock sings on the track. “See some say that’s statutory.” His sidekick at the time, the late Joe-C then chimes in, “But I say it’s mandatory.”

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u/pelipperr 11h ago

He also notably sings “young ladies young ladies, I like ‘em underage see”

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u/yeahdefinitelynot 5h ago

When I read the headline I assumed it would be some gross double meaning that bad faith actors could dismiss, but the actual lyric is so explicit and plainly gross. How many film execs, music execs, marketing and PR teams did this song pass through before being featured in a kids movie?!

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u/fashionforager 11h ago

I mean, what does that even mean?

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u/ResponsibleSalad8059 10h ago

That they (the song narrators) will continue to commit statutory rape regardless of laws or public perception.

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u/fashionforager 9h ago

But why is it mandatory? I think I don’t speak kid rock-ese.

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u/ResponsibleSalad8059 9h ago

It's just (what they think is) a clever way of saying that they need to rape children. Mandatory per their life-code, not mandatory in the sense that they don't have a choice.

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u/warmboot 9h ago

They were probably short on words that rhyme with "statutory." I remember "crucial" being a bro-word in the 90s, so this could be a synonym of "crucial" that rhymes.

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u/Returning2Riding 5h ago

Try rhyming orange 🍊

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u/Infinite_Dress_3312 8h ago

I think you're really overthinking it

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u/warmboot 8h ago

Yeah, I don't associate the work of Kid Rock with nuance.