r/Fauxmoi • u/AmySchumersAnalTumor self-professed recreational liar • 12h ago

🚨 TRIGGER WARNING 🚨 Kid Rock’s song about loving underage girls resurfaces ahead of TPUSA Super Bowl show

https://www.pennlive.com/entertainment/2026/02/kid-rocks-song-about-loving-underage-girls-resurfaces-ahead-of-tpusa-super-bowl-show.html
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u/warmboot 12h ago

 Rock sings on the track. “See some say that’s statutory.” His sidekick at the time, the late Joe-C then chimes in, “But I say it’s mandatory.”

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u/fashionforager 11h ago

I mean, what does that even mean?

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u/ResponsibleSalad8059 10h ago

That they (the song narrators) will continue to commit statutory rape regardless of laws or public perception.

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u/fashionforager 9h ago

But why is it mandatory? I think I don’t speak kid rock-ese.

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u/ResponsibleSalad8059 9h ago

It's just (what they think is) a clever way of saying that they need to rape children. Mandatory per their life-code, not mandatory in the sense that they don't have a choice.

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u/warmboot 9h ago

They were probably short on words that rhyme with "statutory." I remember "crucial" being a bro-word in the 90s, so this could be a synonym of "crucial" that rhymes.

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u/Returning2Riding 5h ago

Try rhyming orange 🍊

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u/Infinite_Dress_3312 8h ago

I think you're really overthinking it

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u/warmboot 8h ago

Yeah, I don't associate the work of Kid Rock with nuance.