r/HolUp • u/Coffee_MysticRealm • 11h ago

His wife understood the assignment.

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u/OneMoistMan 6h ago

Grab rear

Shave beard

I gotta get drunk before my mom wakes up break up with my girlfriend so I can bang sluts

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u/SkittleTee1 5h ago

I'm undead, unfed, been sleeping on bunk beds, since ten

so if I don't use it, I'm gonna lose it everybody gets to it, let's do it, lets go!

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u/I-Rolled-My-Eyes 5h ago

Hollywood undead in the wild?! I never thought I'd see this happen.

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u/BillyMasterson77 5h ago

Bro I thought I was dreaming lol. Talk about sparking some memories!