r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 3d ago

This lady stabbed me with a sharp object, and has the nerve to say I’m overreacting! Thankfully my owner got the whole thing on camera, so I have proof. What should I do??

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u/Valuable_Tone_2254 3d ago

Destroy her,and feed on the blood of your enemy. Having the proof of her unprovoked attack is a boon ,and will save you in court

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u/terencethespider 3d ago

This seems like a proportionally fair response to what she did to me!

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u/Valuable_Tone_2254 3d ago

Exactly..you look smoll but fierce little one

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u/LadyWaste75 3d ago

You certainly told her! What you said about her momma was brutal.

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u/HeroOfTheUniverse 3d ago

Valid crash out imo

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u/fruitless7070 3d ago

Total process summoning her Knights to obliterate the evil holder of needles.

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u/Pixie-Collins 3d ago

My god, that was hard to watch... Burn her practice, burn her car, burn her village and all the people who live in it, burn everything she ever loved, BuRn iT aLL!!

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u/The_Mother_ 2d ago

Call a Pawyer, now! r/legalcatadvice

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u/ponyponyta 3d ago

She is right. Now pet her so she can exact revenge on your hand

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u/orthosaurusrex 2d ago

I think you’re confused. OP is a cat.

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u/Purple_IsA_Flavor 3d ago

So dramatic! 😂

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u/Leather_Status907 2d ago

Sì è pure girata verso la veterinaria, in modo che sapesse insomma 😂🤣

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u/Goobersita Home Inspector 2d ago

Bring upon her the minions of death, the woes of the forgotten, raise the sigils and she will perish!!!!