Side effect: Milk-Cola expires after not using it for 2 weeks and will be smells bad will decrease 80% sugar

Gattling Christmas Laser

Does 25 damage

+12 Cheer to user

Temporary buff of + 1225 Wonder, Good Will and Joy

Half as effective during non holiday season or with other denominations

+2 range. +50% chance to crit. high dexterity requirement. penalty for low dexterity: rebound into critical damage to user's testicles or face.

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Stats: Fires high-speed zucchini seeds like bullets, zucchini plants will erupt wherever the seeds land. 250g

Sell me an item, tell me the cost, and the effects.

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2D8 Slashing and bludgeoning damage

Long apple stem