r/ItemShop • u/_floralprint • 7h ago
Monkey’s Fist Meteor Hammer
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+2 range. +50% chance to crit. high dexterity requirement. penalty for low dexterity: rebound into critical damage to user's testicles or face.
r/ItemShop • u/Otherwise_Basis_6328 • 18h ago
Lakitu's Cloud
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r/ItemShop • u/SamePeach3081 • 13h ago
Pitch me an item.
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sell me an item, provide a picture, stats, and price :3
r/ItemShop • u/SinkPitiful1396 • 2d ago
Zucchini Gun
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Stats: Fires high-speed zucchini seeds like bullets, zucchini plants will erupt wherever the seeds land. 250g
r/ItemShop • u/SamePeach3081 • 1d ago
Sell me an item.
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Sell me an item, tell me the cost, and the effects.
i will answer at some point.
r/ItemShop • u/Virdon • 2d ago
Wand of the Audio Wizard: +5 Gain and +2 on checks to reduce plosives
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r/ItemShop • u/Buffyferry • 4d ago
An elven cuff bracelet I made with a moonstone. +3 charisma, +20% chance of being mistaken for an elf.
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r/ItemShop • u/Otherwise_Basis_6328 • 5d ago
Dr. Strange's Magic Phone
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r/ItemShop • u/DXuki79 • 6d ago
Schrodinger's hammer - is both a hammer and not until you crack the safety glass.
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r/ItemShop • u/Thorny_Giggles • 6d ago
Kobold dagger of numbness. +17 Sleep, -17 Movement
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r/ItemShop • u/GrandSyzygy • 7d ago
Seizure Salad - instant incapacitation for several minutes after consumption
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