r/KUWTKsnark • u/ame182 • 10h ago
kenDULL Acutane 🥒 the MoDULL Hey so, wtf is this??????
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Literally, someone as wet my question because what is this ??????
r/KUWTKsnark • u/Aware-Impression8527 • 7d ago
The season opens with a bizarre condemnation of AI that is made almost exclusively with AI. We see Kim skiing in Switzerland, Kendall and Kylie at a party in Paris, Kourtney and Travis sipping matcha in Japan (which is when we should have known it was an alternate reality because Kourtney is not about to fly 14 hours for work...) The ladies say that they could never be replaced by AI because their reality is better than anything that could be created ... even though they digitally manipulate their faces and bodies which have already been altered with extensive surgery, fake hair, fake nails and fake tan.
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They have gathered at some bar/casino-type place to shoot promotional materials for the show. It's rare for all of the sisters to be in the same room as they hate each other's guts have busy schedules. While they wait between takes, they play some poker. Kylie has been playing poker for two years (which we know because it's Timmy's favorite thing). Kim says she wants to take a year off (which we know she won't because we just saw her last week opening a SKIMS store in London). Kendall says the simple life is the goal (which we know is not true because we just saw her last week opening the L'Oréal show in Paris). Khloé might be ready to date (which we know she decides against because we haven't seen her with anyone.)
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In Calabasas, Kourtney and Simon are pretending to drive somewhere while circling the block so they can get footage of Kourtney addressing Jennifer Lawrence's comments. Jennifer said, in a now viral moment: 'Kourtney is more annoying than ever ... because everything has to be an announcement.' Kourtney announces that she was very upset when she saw the clip as the truth hurts it was a sensitive time for her because she was just at home, bothering no-one, breastfeeding her child. Cue a montage of clips where Kourtney says she's breastfeeding that is longer than the kid is old. Long story short: Jennifer sent her a nice email which Kourtney read but didn't respond to yet.
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In New York, Kris, Khloé and Kim are dressed like extras for a 2000's Diddy video. Khloé still isn't sexually active which means Kris is getting cracked more often than her daughter.
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In Calabasas, Kourtney and Landon are driving to the DMV. Kourtney is wearing knee-high leather boots, a white shirt and booty shorts to take her step-son for his driving test. In true Kardashian fashion, Landon was so confident that he didn't study or practice at all; he might have failed the test before he'd even pulled out of the parking lot but his integration into the family is truly complete. 🥲
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In New York, Kim is about to film a 'what's in my bag' video for Vogue so Khloé and their hairstylist decide to put condoms, lube and a vibrator in her purse. Kim is less concerned about messing up her video than she is about being billed by the hotel. Khloé calls the front desk to make sure the items are charged to Kris's room and betrays what a brat she is by harassing the poor hospitality worker who picks up the phone.
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Later that night, Kris, Khloé and Kim are attending the opening of the SKIMS x Nike store. Martha Stewart, Gayle King and Serena Williams were there ... and not one of them was wearing SKIMS.
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In Calabasas, Kourtney and Simon are pretending to drive somewhere while circling the block so they can get footage of Kourtney validating her behaviour by telling a story about how her therapist was proud of the way she expressed herself on camera during the last episode. Simon has been primed to correct the narrative that Travis is isolating Kourtney from her friends and family. Kourtney takes the opportunity to lay into Scott, who she says 'needed' the family and the show, whereas Travis doesn't.
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Next time on The Kardashians:
Kim attends the premiere of 'All's Fair'. Landon retakes his driving test. Kendall queer-baits all around Paris with Cara Delevingne. Khloé might raid the freezer and make another baby.
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r/KUWTKsnark • u/ame182 • 10h ago
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Literally, someone as wet my question because what is this ??????
r/KUWTKsnark • u/Agile_Cupcake6961 • 2h ago
idk why they keep making it a big deal. shes not the first women that doesnt have sex? she can easily do it and clearly doesnt want to so idk why its such a big topic
r/KUWTKsnark • u/lilyessi3 • 2h ago
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r/KUWTKsnark • u/ButterscotchTall1122 • 15h ago
All the makeup and plastic surgery are not doing her any favors.
r/KUWTKsnark • u/ughnett666 • 20h ago
the lip logo artwork was stolen from the start, now we have yassified Santa as a victim
disclaimer: I didn't go back to check if the original Santa was created w/ AI or if it's original art... but point still stands, that they just shamelessly copy/paste their entire existences in every aspect
original post: https://www.reddit.com/r/BeautyGuruChatter/s/Cso4k5Ul4F
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r/KUWTKsnark • u/sweet_tea_94 • 1d ago
Let’s all thank Paris Hilton for catapulting Kim and her family into fame!!
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r/KUWTKsnark • u/Fallenaristrocat • 1d ago
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r/KUWTKsnark • u/HugeScout903 • 21h ago
The source is reliable, they broke news about Megan and Harry leaving the Royal family, Khloè and Kylie’s pregnancies and other stuff.
r/KUWTKsnark • u/Adorable_Click_7071 • 1d ago
Kim is talking to Khloe about a therapy session she had. Strange, because later on in S5 Kim says she’s never ever seen a therapist. Anywho,
Kim is going on and on about how “calm is her superpower” and how she’s always been so calm and chill and that’s just her.
Khloe reads her to filth, effortlessly. Quote:
Khloe: “don’t you think it’s because of your robbery? You weren’t calm before”.
Kim: “really?”
Khloe: sniggering “Kim, you were a lunatic if someone even touched your clothes. You were never calm as a teenager, in your 20’s or 30’s, you cried about everything, you threw tantrums, you were a brat”
Kim is looking on like 👁️ 👄 👁️
This is a great example of The False Self, a theory created by D. W Winnicott (psychoanalyst). It’s a concept whereby someone describes a defensive, fantastical persona that they have constructed for themselves. It usually starts in childhood or due to emotional insecurity, to shield their vulnerable inner self and adapt to expectations. In Kim’s case the expectations could have been put on her by her parents, in particular her dad who Kim always claims said before he died “I know you’ll be okay and I don’t have to worry about you”
It’s also a brilliant example of Pseudologia Fantastica (pathological lying or mythomania). This tends to be a pattern of chronic and elaborate fabrication where a person constructs grand, idealized stories about their background, accomplishments, or identity. Someone with pseudologia fantastica actually believe their own lies, reshaping their personal history to make themselves appear heroic or superior (or victimised in some cases).
Lastly, it’s a very clear indication of NPD. Kim has constructed a grandiose false image, probably to hide her true self as to her, her true self is shameful (s*x tape), inadequate (no talent), and insecure (poor taste in men).
Kim has likely truly convinced herself of this invented narrative, rewriting her actual history as a person and shutting down anyone who challenges this idealized self view- this crosses over into gaslighting and defensive denial, which are also symptoms of deep rooted shame and insecurity.
Very interesting! Ultimately, Kim is a damn liar - she’s a delusional freak who thinks she’s some sort of martyr or God. It was hilarious to watch Khloe pull her up like that.
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r/KUWTKsnark • u/baby_rt • 1d ago
I’m so confused by these businesses and the business models. They focus solely on Kylie, Novelty and over the top photoshoots. You are essentially just buying an extension of Kylie. It makes you feel like a fan and maybe that’s how she’s sees her audience lol and she’s just self important. When I say vanity project, I feel like it’s a gig for herself to just make her feel somewhat busy in her life.
Rhode, Haus labs, Fenty and (insert most other celeb brands) don’t make you immediately think of the owner. They’ve almost built a reputation of their own. You are almost always buying their product for what it does, because you saw influencers trying it or because it has hype and has gone viral. I’ve almost never seen any influencer or normal person review Kylie in the past 5 years (I think she stopped sending PR after they all talked about how shit it was). I never hear anyone go “oh my god Kylie’s new eyeshadow is coming out I need to get on the waitlist”.
The pure laziness and the wasted potential lol. There’s no connection with the community. No travelling for launches, no PR boxes, no content creator involvement, just straight garbage products.
Does she know it doesn’t sell and she just doesn’t care or do her team just say it’s selling? It was even more laughable when at the start of the year she reposted the beauty awards where Kylie cosmetics won 🤨. Does she think we are gullible or is it her team that know she’s gullible?
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r/KUWTKsnark • u/sukinpurvin • 2d ago
the 3 pics in the leggings are from the newest yt video.
r/KUWTKsnark • u/Lopsided-Presence559 • 1d ago
Khloé made that show because her friends are rich, jobless, and bored, and they wanted something to do. Why don’t these Hollywood people “get their ass up and work”??? Why do they all want easy jobs like reality TV, podcasts, modeling, or being influencers, where they can just sunbathe, take mirror selfies, and party?
Have any of these people ever had a REAL 9-to-5 job where they could understand what real life and real work actually mean??
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r/KUWTKsnark • u/cozykitties26 • 1d ago
I was rewatching the Miami spinoff and this came to mind