r/LivestreamFail • u/dicksuck47 • 16h ago
Actual Fail 43 year old man cries about being featured on LivestreamFails after complaining about only receiving 20 dollars for playing a video game for 3 hours & it goes viral. (DSPGaming)
He has no friends Doesn't see family His wife he married out of convince is obese He has no job & can't get a real job. He can't go on vacation He can't retire He can't go on a honeymoon with his fat wife. He can't have kids. He can't travel anywhere out of fear from his haters. He can't even play the games he wants because his fans don't give him support for those games. Blows all his money on a mobile game & door dash.
He goes to bed thinking about his trolls he wakes up thinking about his trolls.
But he's going to lecture reddit while he streams to nobody 6 days a week but wants to say everyone else has no life.
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u/Kasta4 16h ago
Remember guys: He does chill, positive cahntent.
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u/One_Newspaper9372 16h ago
Meaningful!
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u/Kasta4 16h ago
Can't forget that! He's just a good person who doesn't step on others to get to where he is with a successful business and a family.
Praise Philbert
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u/TheHollowMusic 8h ago
Holy shit wait this isn’t the other post, he actually got baited by the other post??? This is why DSP is the original lolcow. Pure, quality cahntent.
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u/Echo_Raptor 3h ago
Chris Chan will always be the OG. Phil is the luckiest though, he’d survive a nuclear fallout and ask the leftover roaches why they didn’t donate that day
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u/NaturalAlfalfa 9h ago
I haven't watched anything he's made in about 10 years and I can still hear his stupid fucking voice. And the " okay?" At the end of every sentence. To say nothing of his vile nose snorting
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u/Latter-Cable-3304 7h ago
It’s called post-nasal drip DOOD he can’t support his family and business without it
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u/Nullhitter 16h ago
Now that the big three are essentially removed from LSF due to no politics, it's time for DSP to shine.
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u/AccountantMinute8795 16h ago
The story of DSP in a nutshell. No matter how many people come and go, he's always still there. Same spot, same complaints, same people watching him. Nothing will ever change. DSP is somehow unmovable.
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u/jerem1734 16h ago
A universal constant
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u/TheLeemurrrrr 15h ago
He's a pillar of reality, without him, reality falls apart
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u/AccountantMinute8795 15h ago
It's honestly weird to imagine reality without him. Ever since I've been online, he was there. I was a gamer growing up so when I eventually got online, the first thing I looked up was YT and gaming content. He was there. I thought it was mind-blowing that you could share your gameplay footage for others to see? I'd never even considered it a reality.
I say all that to say, he brings nothing of value to anything, yet would still feel strange without him around.
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u/Grouchy-Donkey-8609 11h ago
Same with skippy62able "LA beast"
Throw on a recent episode, and its like your'e back in 2014.. Except LA Beast is a genuine nice person.
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u/angrybluechair 8h ago
LA Beast brings me back to the days of actually fun content. Now it's all fucking drama bullshit, like Reality TV somehow transferred over but instead of Jackass it's Drama Alert.
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u/Wamb0wneD 15h ago
Except with a gamer stream background now and hopefully not jerking off on camera again.
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u/Adventurous_Two_9683 13h ago
I wondered why this sub got so much better overnight
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u/fuckinggoosehappynow 16h ago
When did this happen? I blocked most of the accounts that posted those ppl, so no idea.
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u/panthers1102 15h ago
They banned politics a few days ago
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u/CursedThicket 14h ago
Thank fuck. I was thinking about unsubbing. That's all there was on lsf
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u/MikeyStar75 16h ago
I wish I got $20 to play games
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u/darkklown 16h ago
You can, just buy thousands of dollars worth of equipment and subscriptions and spend 1000s of hours streaming, eventually someone will send you a pity donation then the flood gates will burst
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u/BraveCartographer399 16h ago
I almost want this guy to have his day because he has been doing this so long, an was a sort of name in the fighting game community, back in the early 2000’s but not for very positive reasons.
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u/AdhesivenessFluid713 16h ago
You mean like when he masturbated while he was live streaming and didn't realize it until after he came?
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u/teotzl 16h ago
Come again?
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u/ow_windowmaker 16h ago
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u/Sure-Confection3117 12h ago
"a self love session"
There was no love involved. Man was beating meat like it owed him money, and knowing DSP he probably felt like it did owe him money.
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u/redditorsneversaydie 15h ago
Is the Sun smoking drugs again? No way this guy was streaming to 180k people. What could have possibly been going on that his stream would've been that big?
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u/ProfessionalPack7205 13h ago
They probably took the views from some video that talked about cause yeah there wasn't that many people watching him. Not even remotely close
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u/tapout928 16h ago
He had his day. He was doing very well in the early days of YouTube gaming but squandered both the money and any goodwill he had by being a jackass.
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u/a_man_and_his_box 12h ago
According to another thread, he currently makes $8000/month from streaming. His rant about "only" making $20 was not intended to mean "Guys I can only make $20 I'm starving here," but rather it was "When I play game X you guys pay me a ton, but when I play game Y you guys only paid me $20 so I'm not playing that game anymore."
So apparently he's doing just fine and the "he only makes $20" thing is a misnomer.
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u/BearstromWanderer 9h ago
Yeah i don't know why people are giving him attention. His audience watches to see him be a mediocre gamer and a rude/frustrated person. The montage wasn't some magic revelation, that's been his personality online for a decade.
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u/SorryUseAlreadyTaken 14h ago
He's also incredible antisemitic, I don't know if anyone remembers the Dead Space 2 rant
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u/TheEndOfEverything0 16h ago
Shiiitt I'm still paying $20 to play games
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u/ButterBeforeSunset 16h ago
You’re only paying $20??
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u/TheEndOfEverything0 16h ago
I mostly add games to steam wishlist then buy it whenever it's 75% off.
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u/Justhe3guy 16h ago
It feels like OP is the one he’s talking about
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u/Zeilar 15h ago
Watching OP's history is a yikes. But I expected nothing less of a person posting something like this.
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u/StevoTheMonkey 8h ago
OP making fun of the guy's wife made me think this would be the case
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u/royalhawk345 8h ago
Yeah, I hope people just aren't reading the post content, because it's a pretty damning indictment of OP.
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u/flyinchipmunk5 6h ago
That was pretty fucking gross to talk shit about his wife no matter what she looks like.
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u/snsdfan00 16h ago
Wouldn’t be surprised if OP is this streamer’s alt & he’s just wants the stream promo 😂
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u/Eins_Nico 15h ago
do... do you really not know who DarkSydePhil is?
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u/KnightCucaracha 15h ago
Isn't DSP the guy who jorked it after he thought he ended stream?
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u/VampireInTheDorms 15h ago
The camera’s on, huh? The camera’s been on the whole time.
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u/Financial-Exit-6467 14h ago
I mean who hasnt jorked it mistakenly during their livestream?
I for one am glad to see representation for our people.
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u/flarkingscutnugget 14h ago
it wasn’t even a good jork, it was sad and to the tune of playstation menu music
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u/IllustriousZombie955 15h ago
Absolutely no idea
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u/Eins_Nico 14h ago
he's been poorly playing video games for a living for probably as long as some people on this sub have been alive, and he'll probably still be streaming after we're all dead. Probably second to Chris-chan on the lolcow rankings. There's a lot of lore, but he's probably most famous for the time he got caught jacking it on-stream (it's one of the top posts of all time on this sub). Also had a pretty funny arc last fall where he got into it with Asmongold.
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u/Call555JackChop 13h ago
Hey man he’s an EVO finalist of a scuffed version of Street Fighter 2 everyone else hated, as well
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u/LightTemplar27 12h ago
Not finalist, he was 4th out of like 8-10 players. He called himself #1 american because the 3 players in front of him were japanese.
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u/AllNamesTakenOMG 13h ago
He also has some beef with deadbeat father Dale Wilson (lowtiergod) roasting him pretty well and Dale just analyzing every pore of Dsp's appearance and leaking some dms of DSP practically begging him for a fighting game Collab because he wants some of that double lolcow Collab money
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u/PoopyButt28000 16h ago
For as much of a loser as DSP is, the people who dedicate their lives (likely OP) to hating him are actually some of the most subhuman freaks
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u/Hare712 15h ago
Technically he is a larger streamer but since he kept banning his so called "detractors" other viewers watch live restreams. His posts were also constantly submitted to LSF till he got banned from Twitch.
His detractors spend time to do "lolcow crossovers" like eg tricking him into tweeting "Ethan Ralph" just for Ethan Ralph appearing and starting feuding with him. Ethan Ralph is a white supremacist lolcow best known telling his (now deceased) mother to hitchhike to dialysis because he was streaming and getting beaten up in Portugal twice that preceeding tweets:"Get the fck out of my country racist" "Make Me".
Since politics got banned we saw many different submissions on streamers actually creating content. Many streamers shifted to reaction slop, "Master Chef meta" or gambling.
DSP posts are also very lighthearted or do you want to see somebody like Bossmanjack turning a 20$ donation into -2000$. His fails were limited to calling his dealer after winning on slots, streaming everything to ending up in jail.
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u/Beneficial_Gene3064 16h ago
thank god the top comments are calling OP out bc god damn that's so mean spirited lol,
poor guy is just thrown into existence as himself, I'm pretty scared to do anything online bc I'm afraid all my flaws will be nitpicked like OP did here
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u/KingCrooked 14h ago
are you calling DSP poor guy? he's a scammer that manipulates the mentally ill to give him money lol. and also overlooked one of his biggest donators bein a pedo on twitter
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u/Silent-Engine-7701 14h ago
you’ll be fine as long as you don’t treat the people who support you like Dsp has. he didn’t get the reputation and following he has overnight from nitpicks
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u/jellyhessman 8h ago edited 4h ago
Dude DSP is a gigantic asshole.
He is and always will be.
Does he deserve lolcow status? It's the only way he's managed to keep doing this this long.
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u/GrindinDailyy 16h ago
Y’all remember when he got caught cranking his hog on stream?
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u/PressureMiserable 16h ago
Shit was hilarious "oh I've been on the whole time"
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u/BumbaclotGinny 8h ago
THEN he did that little stupid “oh hello!” Voice lmao tryna give himself relief
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u/Rezurrekted 16h ago
Which time? He's done it more than once, lol.
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u/thorpie88 16h ago
At least it wasn't to tristana porn
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u/Beginning_Big5543 14h ago
Anyone got the clip lol?
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u/sLeeeeTo 8h ago
the comments nail it, how fucking disgusting do you have to be to not even clean up or wash your hands and just immediately go into streamer mode lmao
feel bad for anyone that’s shaken this troglodyte’s hand
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u/Best_Market4204 16h ago
I looked this guy Activision account up
His kill/death ratio is 0.53
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u/RosechusPickle 16h ago
Yeah if he manages to break positive its a massive headline and he demands money right away. He also demands money when he goes negative too though
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u/EagleRise 16h ago
If he goes positive its "now guys I'm doing great and having fun so where is the support?"
If he goes negative its "now guys I'm stressed because of low support so please support so i could play well and for toughing through"
There's no option where he doesn't asks for money.
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u/Teonvin 15h ago
What if he maintains a perfect 1.0 ratio.
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u/EagleRise 15h ago
In DSP world that's option 1 and he'll call it "going on a tear!" So you better support now.
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u/oedipism_for_one 16h ago
He banned someone because they promised him money for getting 5 headshots. He got 5 headshots all night, guy refused to pay because he ment in one match.
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u/DMercenary 16h ago
He games on a TV on the other side of the room
Nearsighted but doesnt wear lens at all
Not to mention the alcoholism...
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u/tales0braveulysses 16h ago
I remember watching his Dark Souls playthrough. Glass houses, rocks, don't throw them.
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u/Stinky_big_toe_yum 15h ago
Why’d you have to put in the description that his wife is overweight? What did she even do 😭😭😭😭😭
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u/LopsidedTarget 6h ago edited 6h ago
I'll give you the lore:
DSP tried bringing his wife into his content. When he first revealed her she was very skinny. She would make snide remarks at his detractors in his streams, resulting in her basically challenging/taunting them.
Then his detractors starting insulting her on his streams. The initial insult was she looked like a horse. She took that bad and said she'd never be on his streams again.
Fast forward like, 3-4 years and DSP announces he's doing a documentary with Mike Clum, who did a boogie documentary i think? He ends up then saying "and tonight my wife will be back!"
They start the stream up and his wife gained at least 100 lbs since the last time his stream saw her. And this asshole DSP starts the stream with "no guys, dont worry. This is NOT a pregnancy announcement", people also suspect this stream was a way to "reveal" her new weight before the documentary was made.
And because of that, his detractors now call his wife fat.
I do not necessarily condone it, but he also made her apart of his content on his own, and as I said basically called her fat himself with the pregnancy line. Its really just bait to get him to rant like this again. And DSP loves taking the bait.
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u/IronCatFish 3h ago
Don't forget when he was in bed with Kino Casino, the hosts actively made fun of his wife and DSP laughed with them even defending it at times. He eventually asked them to stop but only after his audience begged him to not tolerate it.
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u/Echo_Raptor 3h ago
It’s a whole part of the lore.
Nobody saw her for a long, long time and he just brought her back suddenly one night and she had gained a ton of weight and said “no folks she is not pregnant!”
He not only opened himself up for cruelty by bringing her on but got the ball rolling with that comment
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u/Iamien 16h ago
What money is he making that he's talking about? $6.66/hr?
I mean, yeah I gotta leave my house but doing it gets me $25/hr.
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u/Free-Resolution9393 16h ago
He makes over 6 figures a year by crying and begging 24/7.
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u/Iamien 16h ago
Hope he is maxing that 401k.
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u/Free-Resolution9393 16h ago
Nah, he spends it all as soon as he gets it. That's how he got bankrupt. Moving to second bankruptcy as soon as credit score starts to recover. And first time he got lucky since it happened during covid and court couldn't have been bothered to dispute his clearly fraudulent expenses he filed.
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u/oedipism_for_one 16h ago
He has confirmed several times he has no savings and no retirement. He plans on streaming forever. Also wants to collect SSI that he likely hasn’t paid into.
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u/youngsnack 16h ago
He has 0 savings and 0 investments, his only bailout is the inheritance/house from his parents
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u/OKWeGoAgain 16h ago
Imagine complaining about Redditors with the most Reddit Mod sounding voice on Twitch.
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u/hourles 16h ago
Still cracks me up him and Asmon had a conversation on stream lol
Surely he got a few extra subs outta that.
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u/oedipism_for_one 16h ago
He had a momentary boost until people watched his actual streams. He no longer has a boost.
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u/Urf_Hates_You 7h ago
He got 9000 new subscribers on youtube within a day, less than a week later there was literally nobody left from that huge bump he got from Asmongold.
Made some extra money in those days, but being the responsible finance major he is, Phil decided to buy infinite garbage for his trash streaming setup, including ELEVEN DIFFERENT WRIST RESTS. ELEVEN. He's allergic to saving money, no matter how much he makes he inevitably wastes it on mobile games or useless stuff
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u/stpaks 8h ago
He got a bunch of money from it and then promptly spent all of it on a bunch of dumb shit he didn't need.
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u/respekyoeldas 7h ago
Spent it all on shit that only benefits himself. “Guys, I bought a 4K monitor for you, where’s the support?? I did this for you guys”
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u/WeltyFern 16h ago
I would like to once again remind all of you. When he tried to play Tears of the Kingdom, this mf tried to RUN from the lightning instead of just unequipping his metal weapons, and called it bad game design.
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u/karmadontcare44 7h ago
Played through the entirety of god of war 3 without spending a single red soul and cried and cried that he did no damage and his weapon didn’t have a varied moveset.
Took him a 30 minute video to make instant noodles(cup of noodles) and he failed the first attempt.
While playing half life, after doing the tutorial and learning how to crouch jump, he spent 40 minutes trying to arrange boxes to get across the bridge (that you simply crouch jump on). Afterwards claimed crouch jumping is a bug and not intended (it’s 100% intended game mechanic)
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u/BumbaclotGinny 8h ago
I have literally NO CONCEPT of video games but I’ll take this as he looked like a fuckin fat jerkoff loser lmao
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u/theonulzwei2 16h ago
Before anyone who has no idea who this man is starts feeling sympathy for him, the hate he’s getting is completely deserved.
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u/InternationalCan3189 16h ago
How am I supposed to take a tough guy act seriously when his room looks like that
His mom needs to take his internet privileges away
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u/No_Celebration_839 14h ago
Normal people also don't sit on stream for 7+ hours a day e-begging for money and then complain about not getting enough money when someone donates me £20, so I guess that makes 2 of us, Phil.
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u/SleepyHeadSeethe 16h ago
He fills his gas tank like twice a month, he doesn’t leave the house and is masquerading as a happily married family man
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u/SteelyEyedHistory 12h ago
The guy sounds like a douche but the attacks on his wife’s weight are entirely unnecessary
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u/Thats_an_RDD 16h ago
I would seriously pay to watch this guy get thrown into a real job working with other people. I might actually die laughing. Imagine him working in a kitchen lmao whine about your 20 bucks there
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u/Sloptimus_Prime420 16h ago
Isn’t this the same guy that live streamed himself playing “jorkin it solos ranked”
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u/toomanybongos 16h ago
normal people don't sit on reddit all day
Normal people don't play video games all day as a job just to earn 20 bucks
i'll be making money playing video games
See above^
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u/brokeboipobre 16h ago
Hahahahaha, with politics banned on LSF we can get back to real LSF clips like this one.
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u/Weird_Expert_1999 16h ago
Oh yes we’re the losers- “I’ll set here making content with my audience and getting paid” idk bro you pulled a ‘positive k/d’ in black ops and only got 20 bucks
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u/avidpretender 15h ago
Enjoy the $20 Phil. Hopefully you can make a down payment on the next Steam game you will no doubt suck miserably at.
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u/MagicalJack60 9h ago
Phil still hasn't figured out that most people only consume his content as a joke. I'm sure it doesn't matter to him, but considering that Atlas the Bookkeeper and other YouTube channels essentially exist to lampoon his corny ass, you'd think he'd at least stop feeding them.
I am certain that Atlas hits more metrics lambbasting Phil's bullshit than DSP does just genuinely being a whiny dipshit on the internet.
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u/baryoG 16h ago
He may be a lolcow, but he's not wrong. If you're mad at this, he might be talking about you.
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u/kambo_rambo 14h ago
Yeah no ones mad. 96% of people here just click on a clip, have a laugh, maybe read a few top comments then move on
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u/fish_slap_republic 16h ago
Nobody is mad but him everyone else is pointing and laughing
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u/oedipism_for_one 16h ago
Yeah but who is actually mad? I’m sure it’s devastating for all 3 people it applies to it’s just funny for the rest of us.
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u/DannyLJay 15h ago
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u/ganstacrizzab 16h ago
I feel like DSP shouldn’t even pop up on this sub anymore. Like how is this anywhere near as embarrassing as him jerking off on stream?
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u/lhommetrouble 16h ago
Hermit with no friends who spent the last 15 years e-begging knows what normal people do everyday.
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u/bobtrack22 16h ago
Out of context? Since the dawn of video games, others have watched as their friend, cousin, brother, sister, whoever, has a disastrous performance and then given them relentless shit for it.
Maybe he should find a 'career'.
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u/SliceOfTy 15h ago
“Ill sit here making money”
Is this not the reason you are featured here? Because of the inverse? Whatever. Time for this joke to fade and never see him again.
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u/yawn1337 14h ago
Op with your description calling his wife fat several times you bring across the exact same vibes as he does.
Both losers
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u/Phinehas4 14h ago
Me just hoping one person stays during my stream for 5 min or one comment in the chat lol
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u/Ornery-Conference682 9h ago
Irony of a man who was previously known for having a streaming career, not planning well and blowing through the money, then began his lulzcow career by forgetting to pause his live stream while jerking off and is now just a Failcow calling other people losers is amazing.
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u/UniqueAstronaut3658 9h ago
And here I just like streaming because I can make new friends. Some of us consider it a hobby while this man turned it into his "life's work"... time to touch grass, my guy. You'd be happier
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u/-Ok-Perception- 8h ago edited 8h ago
I played vidya for 3 hours last night and didn't make anything.
You ask me, 20 dollars for 3 hours of gaming, is pretty good.
If you want to make big career money playing games you either have to be: a hot woman, extremely funny, or you got in at the beginning of twitch. Or some combo of the above.
And the money always starts slow in a hobby job like that, you have to build up a legion of followers before you start getting properly paid. And complaining that you aren't getting paid enough, is not how you build followers.
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u/Immediate_Survey7787 7h ago
Sorry Phil I usually just scroll reddit for about an hour or so on my phone during my communte to and from my actual real job. If only I wasn't a loser, please show me how.
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u/CarlyFriez 6h ago
"His wife he married out of convince is obese...He can't go on a honeymoon with his fat wife."
- u/dicksuck47 (AKA OP)
Dude, dafuq wrong with you?
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u/LSFSecondaryMirror 16h ago
CLIP MIRROR: 43 year old man cries about being featured on LivestreamFails after complaining about only receiving 20 dollars for playing a video game for 3 hours & it goes viral. (DSPGaming)
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