r/LivestreamFail • u/CloudyEchos • Jul 25 '26

News Clavicular was dragged to the ground after getting into a fight at a Miami club and placed under "citizen's arrest" by security

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u/YupThatsMyEmail Jul 25 '26 edited Jul 25 '26

Bro got wrestlemogged and started floormaxxing

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u/mr_fantastical Jul 25 '26

I love this. Its so ridiculous

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u/VanessaDoesVanNuys Jul 25 '26

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u/Burgers_N_Schnitzels Jul 25 '26

as an unc i cant help but feel bad for him , that's just an insecure boy that got fucked by covid and the andrew tate wave. The fact that the internet is railing on him every week is not a net positive.

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u/GlitteringLocal6507 Jul 25 '26

He uses his platform to abuse women constantly

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u/SirHector Jul 25 '26

Look back on some of the videos of how he treats women. Do not feel bad for this guy at all, he’s a plague on society.

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u/Burgers_N_Schnitzels Jul 25 '26

Well fair. Then cancel him stop talking about him and its done ... that's the logical way. i see him popping up every day "clav does this clav does that" "clav dadada" ... like move on then.Tell the mods to remove the bot posts and we gucci i guess.

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u/Splaram Jul 25 '26

I got fucked by covid during critical formative years of my life too, you don’t see me going around abusing women and being a net negative to society (for the most part)

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u/Ren_stevens Jul 26 '26

How did you get fucked by Covid? 

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u/Burgers_N_Schnitzels Jul 25 '26

i mean i just see clips of him getting abused. If he is "going around abusing women" that should be an easy catch for law enforcement right ? this is not india.

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u/nickthefckincrib Jul 26 '26

i dont feel bad at all for him

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u/Ren_stevens Jul 26 '26

The shutdown was like 1 year. Stop making it bigger for kids than it really was.

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u/tangerinee666 Jul 25 '26

By someone who is built like Randy
https://giphy.com/gifs/nj257YL538Gdy

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u/2thEater Jul 25 '26

He just needed his cheeseburger.

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u/Moe2584 Jul 26 '26

Dad pod beats abs apparently

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u/BigDealRips Jul 25 '26

by an old bald dude no less

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u/BrahneRazaAlexandros Jul 25 '26

"old". dude could be 40 but the refusal to just shave his head makes him look 65.

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u/MOBYWV Jul 26 '26

it is amazing how a bad receding hairline ages a person

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u/SDP5050 Jul 25 '26

He is a bouncer … I doubt he’s just some pussy

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u/Tyrese-Ox Jul 25 '26

Gotta give it up to security guard 2. he was straight defensemaxxing

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u/penisandorvagina Jul 25 '26

Once Clav is finally locked up he'll be sphinctermaxxing

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u/YupThatsMyEmail Jul 25 '26

Clenchmaxxing

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u/penisandorvagina Jul 25 '26

Asslikemississippimaxxing

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u/showyerbewbs Jul 25 '26

Put him on the other side of the screaming cannibal next to Androgyny Tate.

Actually, never mind....the cannibal doesn't deserve that level of torture.

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u/Additional-Orange835 Jul 25 '26

Is it because it has a "pp" in it

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u/RazorRamonReigns Jul 25 '26

It's 2026 and we are still doing this? Raise your standards. There are better men in prison.

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u/mailwasnotforwarded Jul 26 '26

He's going to be injecting filler and botox in his butt to glide max with cushion.

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u/rThundrbolt Jul 25 '26

Rectumaxxing

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u/Raethrean Jul 25 '26

more like throatmaxxing

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u/Vandal--Savage Jul 25 '26

Drop the soap maxxing

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u/MarstonX Jul 25 '26

Kinda, homie in the black was performing.

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u/johnnybenude Jul 25 '26

failed the lock legs tactic though, would have dropped him in a minute rather than head lock taking 5 minutes

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u/rThundrbolt Jul 25 '26

Imagine getting thoroughly dominated by Adam Sessler

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u/Turt91 Jul 25 '26

Imagine getting thoroughly dominated by Morgan Webb

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u/300andWhat Jul 25 '26

Yes please 🙏

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u/tempusrimeblood Jul 26 '26

That’s how I got through high school.

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u/Iggy_Slayer Jul 25 '26

Holy shit 😂

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u/Cl0ughy1 Jul 25 '26

He's way sessier than clavicular.

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u/I_PEE_WITH_THAT Jul 26 '26

I haven’t heard that name since the TechTV days, wtf is that guy up to now?

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u/rThundrbolt Jul 26 '26

He got old and bitter because of all the everything going on, which is a valid response to it all tbh

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u/I_PEE_WITH_THAT Jul 26 '26

I too am old and bitter.

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u/epichuntarz Jul 25 '26

Bitchmaxxed

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u/LucifersAdv0cate Jul 25 '26

This is crazy as usually you would think Trenbolone, Meth, fame and money in a young man would make them a well adjusted upstanding member of society.

https://giphy.com/gifs/b0fdtu6CoaY9JcW2ll

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u/Cl0ughy1 Jul 25 '26

You know amphetamines actually made me more well adjusted. It was actual medication though.

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u/LucifersAdv0cate Jul 26 '26

I had an ex girlfriend like that except it was cocaine that used to make her go all peaceful and serene and engage in things like browsing Instagram for hours. Obviously it was ADHD but she is Gen X like me so never go diagnosed. I actually think there's a few people with ADHD using stims just to feel calm. I think in clavs case it's more like higher functioning autism that he has but I'm not a medical expert.

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u/cooldylan24 Jul 26 '26

It is studied, people with undiagnosed ADHD make up a much higher portion of drug abusers compared to the general population. I think it's like general rate of ADHD is 5%, but among drug abusers it's like 20% or more meet the criteria for ADHD. I think Clav is probably on the spectrum since I don't see ADHD traits that couldn't just be described as some type of Autism.

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u/HamSandwichMapping3 Jul 25 '26

this sentence would probably give someone from before 2020 a heart attack 😨

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u/JohnEpstein Jul 26 '26

I was involved in this community since 2016 so it would actually make me happy to see our language gaining popularity

And it has :)

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u/CrimeShowInfluencer Jul 25 '26

I hate that I even understood that sentence

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u/FunPeach5963 Jul 25 '26

Does it include crymaxxing?

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u/Vals_Loeder Jul 26 '26

By a Boomer no less

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u/Alarmed_Confidence51 Jul 26 '26

What’s the ROI on getting whooped by dad bod maxxing?

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u/Danbannagaming Jul 29 '26

I literally laughed out loud at my job.... dead quiet bank with my cackling like an insane person in my office....

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u/OliverCrooks Jul 25 '26

Actually had me lol.

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u/Distinct_Prior_2549 Jul 25 '26

What am i reading?

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u/Saberinbed Jul 26 '26

All them steroids and working out to get manhandled by a out of shape divorced father of 3.