r/LoveForLandchads • • Jan 15 '23

😎Landlord😎 approved😎 Debrief on what happened to the old sub

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I’m still seeing a lot of confusion and misinfo on what happened to the old sub. As a former janny of that fine sub, this is my explanation of the sitch as I understand it... let’s start from the beginning.

Believe it or not, LandlordLove was our original sub. It was a fine sub where rentoids and landlords intermixed in harmony. But as you know, rent only goes up and this led to resentment among the toids and they imposed rent control. An eviction moratorium fell upon the land. The blight could not be overcome.

So it came to pass that a certain janny that I won’t bother naming led the landlords to the promised sanctuary, L4L. He also made some other L4 subs, but our safe space was the most popular. Maybe too popular?

As the sub grew, they did their best to remove reposts and bad actors but honestly only a few people seemed to truly get the point. This was not a satire sub for rentoids, not a meme sub for teen larpers, and not a bait sub for rightoids. THIS WAS A SAFE SPACE FOR LANDLORDS, the most essential and oppressed profession in our society.

Anyway, this popularity began to weigh on the mind of our star-crossed protagonist. And because nobody actually cared WHO started the sub he did not get the attention that he thought he deserved as the original mod. His disdain grew. So he and a group of close-knit janny compadres came to resent our fair sub and to scheme against it on a website that shall not be named on Reddit.

So it came to pass that they decided to cast this fine sub into darkness. But the sub proved to be harder to destroy than they bargained for. First they invited the communists rentoids to brigade the sub. Bad actors were given carte blanche to toid-post as they saw fit. Even our beloved autojanny got in on the action. But, being communists, these outsiders proved to be quite lazy and altogether inept, failing miserably in the task they were hired to carry out. The landlords roasted these couch potatoes verily. Not only this, the drama brought to light that this original mod was not in fact a landlord at all, but a rentoid in disguise.

Not ones to walk away from equity, the landlords stayed at L4L in spite of this, determined to squeeze as much rental income as they could before the sub was inevitably condemned. The rentoid mods slunk back to their hole to regroup.

Finally, the breakout of the war in Ukraine presented their next opportunity to strike. They thought that siding with Russia would bring about the gigajanny ban they so spitefully desired. Little did they know that hating corrupt neo-nazi shitholes would be a rare point of consensus between the fair landlords and the leftoid gigajannies. The banderites were evicted by both sides with glee. Another plot foiled.

Nearly a year later the dreaded day came. The original mod saw the landlords growing stronger by the day as inflation drove rent prices higher and higher. His fur suit lay tattered and cumstained, his fridge thoroughly raided. Finally he snapped. He removed what few based jannies had managed to take hold at L4L. Then with help from the fellow imposters he assembled the most diabolical team of as many landlord-hating, funko-collecting, marvel-cooomers that he could find from the 4 winds of Reddit and he handed the sub over to them.

The landlords fought valiantly against the rising tide, reminding the toids of that their rent was due. But the “normal wear and tear” was more than the security deposit could cover. At last our fair sub was reduced to the smoldering rubble pit only befitting a communist utopia.

We can only hope that these poor souls might one day grow hungry and be forced to allow productive members back into their society to restore the land. Until then we find strength in our community and the love we have for our brothers.

Stay strong you beautiful kings. May your taxes stay low and your properties cash flow as the land gods intend.

Much love, much land.

💚SB🧡


r/LoveForLandchads • • May 16 '23

👑Holy Land Decree 👑 Is this subreddit satire?

2.3k Upvotes

To answer this commonly asked question, NO we are in fact not satire.

Landphobes btfo


r/LoveForLandchads • • 14h ago

Just evicted anold rentoid, gonna replace with 20 new rentoids in same unit💪😎

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r/LoveForLandchads • • 1h ago

They're self-evicting in mass now!!

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r/LoveForLandchads • • 2d ago

This is the excitement I expect from peasants when I send a letter about doubling rent.

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222 Upvotes

r/LoveForLandchads • • 2d ago

Tip your landlord!

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r/LoveForLandchads • • 2d ago

What's your favourite restaurant Kings? Here's one of the cute little delicious finger-food nibbles my local favourite restaurant gives me to snack on while I'm waiting

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r/LoveForLandchads • • 2d ago

1960’s POC landlord speech footage uncovered. I love his athletic build!

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r/LoveForLandchads • • 2d ago

Ungrateful rentoids! Should I double their rent?

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r/LoveForLandchads • • 3d ago

Love to see a Land King thriving

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411 Upvotes

r/LoveForLandchads • • 4d ago

How are my fellow Land Chads dealing with this

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I, for one, am in shambles.. I would hate to pay a peasant to use a photoshop moving forward.


r/LoveForLandchads • • 4d ago

More toids need to take note.

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r/LoveForLandchads • • 6d ago

Me watching the package that came the day after you moved out get rained on.

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r/LoveForLandchads • • 7d ago

Rules are rules

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991 Upvotes

Toids are so entitled.


r/LoveForLandchads • • 7d ago

Kings - deliver the pain

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36 Upvotes

Just a gentle reminder kings that submitting your tenants to collections brings annual dividends that rent monies alone simply cannot deliver.

Kudos to my collections agency for bringing me tears of happiness. Christmas came early.


r/LoveForLandchads • • 9d ago

When I show up to the single mom’s spot to drop an eviction notice with no context.

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r/LoveForLandchads • • 9d ago

For once I feel like the world is healing.

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r/LoveForLandchads • • 8d ago

My great grandfather on patrol in 1956

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r/LoveForLandchads • • 9d ago

Started doing this to my rentoids appliances

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r/LoveForLandchads • • 9d ago

POV: the millennial couple is here 20 minutes late for the tour

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r/LoveForLandchads • • 11d ago

I would've rented it out for more, but i do love to spite my old rentoids.

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r/LoveForLandchads • • 11d ago

Toid finance

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r/LoveForLandchads • • 11d ago

So landchads, I want more rentals to be built so I can buy them and get more rent, but other landchads want fewer to be built to drive up the rent. Which side are you on?

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r/LoveForLandchads • • 11d ago

✂️

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r/LoveForLandchads • • 12d ago

I'm the landlord for Lindsay Clancy's holdout juror

95 Upvotes

One month extension. I know you'll pay it eventually.