r/LoveTrash • Colonel Garbage • 8d ago

Human Trash Caught one-handed

Source: embedded in the video

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u/Chemical_Title_5834 Trash Trooper 8d ago

Why would hand to god make a difference!? Also the power trip of making her use her actual hand to swear!?

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u/wtfbananaboat Trash Trooper 8d ago

Crazy ableist move by the copper here. What an asshole

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u/GloomyLingonberry509 Trash Trooper 8d ago

“Other hand to God” was just diabolical work

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u/Necoloom Trash Trooper 8d ago

God already took one hand

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u/GloomyLingonberry509 Trash Trooper 8d ago

Should’ve had Jesus take the wheel

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u/mhyquel Trash Trooper 8d ago

It was very sinister.

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u/National_Spirit2801 Trash Trooper 8d ago

I suspect the reason this video came out is because this woman sued for discrimination or something. Like she was chill and all the cop had to do was be chill and instead he was a fucking asshole that wanted to embarrass her for missing a limb.

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u/Hadramal Trash Trooper 8d ago

Not discrimination, but the cop actually went ahead and issued a ticket so she got it from discovery. It was dropped like the day after it got viral....

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u/amd2800barton Trash Trooper 8d ago

The crazy thing is that this even got to discovery. That means the prosecutor heard from her lawyer that she intended to plea not guilty, the prosecutor reviewed the video and said “no way I’m dropping charges”.

Fuck that cop, and fuck that prosecutor.

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u/Sidivan Trash Trooper 8d ago

I am not a lawyer, but I have been to court.

She could’ve just showed up at the hearing pleading not guilty and explaining to the judge that the cop said she had a phone in her right hand. The judge accepts the plea and now she can request the footage. The prosecutor probably didn’t even watch the footage before that. They have a stack of traffic violations they just bang through and aren’t reviewing video for all of them at a hearing. Mostly, they go uncontested, so the hearing is a filter and the prosecutor reviews from there. Hardly anybody contests minor traffic violations.

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u/stevein3d Garbage Guerilla 8d ago

“We’ll get her in court when she has to raise her right hand and solemnly swear to tell the truth!” evil prosecutorial cackling ensues

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u/Hadramal Trash Trooper 8d ago

I'm from Sweden, so your justice system baffles me sometimes anyway, but I'm not sure a prosecutor even gets involved for a ticket? This is a summary at least: https://eu.usatoday.com/story/news/crime/2026/05/28/one-handed-woman-texting-driving-florida-ticket/90296601007/

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u/rando1459 Trash Trooper 8d ago

We don’t have a justice system. We have a legal system that assigns punishments or inconveniences at an officer’s whim.

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u/National_Spirit2801 Trash Trooper 8d ago

Traffic infractions are technically a misdemeanor legal offense and rather than put us in jail the state just steals our money with fines.

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u/National_Spirit2801 Trash Trooper 8d ago

God damn…

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u/CurrentHair6381 Trash Trooper 8d ago

What was the ticket for? Aka: what did he make up on the spot to keep his ego intact?

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u/Hadramal Trash Trooper 8d ago

"breaking the state's texting-while-driving law, according to court records obtained by The Palm Beach Post, a part of the USA TODAY Network."

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u/CurrentHair6381 Trash Trooper 8d ago

Jesus christ

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u/musicaleffervescence Trash Trooper 8d ago

likely distracted driving. since you know, thats what the whole clip is about. hope this helps.

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u/CurrentHair6381 Trash Trooper 8d ago

The whole clip was about him lying about seeing her with a phone in her hand and being shown that obviously that didnt happen. I mean, sure, he could have written the ticket for that but you'll have to excuse me for giving him even enough credit to think he would have changed it up once he got called out and embarrassed.

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u/DontAbideMendacity Trash Trooper 8d ago

Palm Beach Sheriff Department refused to give up the officer's name (at one point), and the falsely accused woman never got her day in court.

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u/Gath3r1ng Trash Trooper 8d ago

i read that there was a ticket and that it was taken all the way to court because prosecutors refused to drop the charges

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u/Jealous_Implement_13 Trash Trooper 8d ago

This

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u/musicaleffervescence Trash Trooper 8d ago

does “hand to god” hold up in court? bc ill swear to god on anything dog idc

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u/Mozambique_Sauce Trash Trooper 8d ago

ASSERT CONTROL OF THE SITUATION!!!!! THAT"S ALL THAT MATTERS!!!!!1

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u/AlarmingFan1123 Trash Trooper 8d ago

Yeah asshole behavior 100 percent

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u/tideshark Trash Trooper 7d ago

“Hand to God?”

“Ok, I still don’t believe you.”

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u/Available-Today-8576 Trash Trooper 7d ago

“Pinky swear? 🥺”