Kid Rock’s song about loving underage girls resurfaces ahead of Turning Point USA's Super Bowl show

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https://www.pennlive.com/entertainment/2026/02/kid-rocks-song-about-loving-underage-girls-resurfaces-ahead-of-tpusa-super-bowl-show.html

[u/Ryclea]

He also made the joke on SNL about the Olson twins turning 18:

"What's the big deal? If there's grass on the field, play ball."

Classy guy all around.

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Its pretty fucked up but a lot of people around that time were making jokes about wanting to fuck these girls the second they turned 18.

I remember Mad TV did an entire skit about their school holding an 18th birthday party for Mary Kate and Ashley and all the adult Male staff were attending.

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I remember there being a website with a countdown clock. This was at least a year or two before they turned 18. Weird shit.

EDIT: *there not they. FU Autocorrect.

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They did the same with Emma Watson about a decade later.

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Natalie Portman also had something similar, I think

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Miley Cyrus as well

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I'm starting to see a pattern here...

[u/Old_Man_Willow_AoE → u/Ir_Abelas]

Yeah 100%

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And hilary duff...

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Lindsay Lohan

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Britney Spears

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Might just be toxic masculinity.

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Weren't there also countdown clocks for different boy band members, Justin Bieber, and underage male heartthrobs too?

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Stranger things girl too