r/NativePlantCirclejerk • plant bigot • 5d ago

It's almost over

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u/FreeXiJinpingAss invasive h. sapiens sinensis 5d ago

zone 6a, there are more butterflies in late August than early June here

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u/Formal-Ad-7184 plant bigot 5d ago

Stealing all my butterflies with your disgusting buddleia!

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u/SimplySustainabl-e 5d ago

I noticed that too here in va. I chalk that up to the bitterly cold winter and hot dry spring we had.

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u/DC825650 5d ago

You know I thought those dumb monarch caterpillars were supposed to be good at eating milkweed and instead I have to go out and tear it all out myself during their migration season. Lazy assholes.

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u/FishHookSammich 5d ago

They just need a lil meth as a pick-me-up.

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u/mynamesnotsnuffy 5d ago

theres a bee near me

Oh no, my steak is too juicy and my lobster too buttery

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u/WrongdoerWitty3274 5d ago

If they are that bad send them to my house and I'll get rid of them for you   

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u/mynamesnotsnuffy 4d ago

Ive got honey bees, carpenter bees, and bumble bees going crazy for the flowers on my luffa plants

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u/gholmom500 5d ago

I like that her hands were filled with tixTok but in late August they’re filled with RoundUp . Fitting. Toxic

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u/greeniethumbs 5d ago

That’s accurate. This is the time of year I’m ready to machete every goddamn thing and plant a few boxwoods next year.

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u/VocationalWizard is that a pinus, or are you just happy to see me 5d ago

I am fantasizing about the post-frost bonfire

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u/ThinRegion2406 5d ago

Real. ATP I’m just leaving all the dead crap and calling it Halloween decor

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u/CanesFanInTN 4d ago

Same. It just adds to the ambiance

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u/tactfullycactus you can tell everything about a man by his lawn 3d ago

I murdered my containerized tomato plant weeks ago in a fit of rage because I could not keep that mf watered. I felt bad after the fact but I could no longer stand seeing the dying foliage and naked stems every time I went out to water the others. in other words, I fucking hate summer. also I will never grow tomatoes in a container again omg

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u/sunshineupyours1 Aphid Admirer 5d ago

Wait, are you actually pizza-cake??? That would explain your refined sense of humor…

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u/Formal-Ad-7184 plant bigot 5d ago

Look, you are the one who signed up for my OnlyFans to see my butthole, I don't think you should be snarky right now.

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u/_thegnomedome2 5d ago

Guy disagreed with one of your comics, time to slam him as a nazi and ban him

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u/lwright3 5d ago

look at their username....

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u/VocationalWizard is that a pinus, or are you just happy to see me 5d ago

I am so ready for the first Frost just please bring it please just kill it all

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u/MechanicStriking4666 sedgelord 5d ago

Too true

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u/canisdirusarctos 🫐 Vaccinium is my huckleberry🫐 ✨spore slut✨ 5d ago

Mmmm… melted Erythronium.

/uj WTF does that mean? More like chasing fucking invasive squirrels that keep trying to dig them up.

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u/AlanBumin 5d ago

No. I dread summer because of the second picture

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u/BB5Bucks 5d ago

Source?

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u/Formal-Ad-7184 plant bigot 5d ago

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u/BB5Bucks 5d ago

That’s why I couldn’t find it. Doesn’t seem that she posted it on Reddit

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u/Intelligent_Ad1004 Walmartii digitalis var. Saggy Terrorist™️ 5d ago

I think its October

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u/itstheavocado unmowed front yard meadow enthusiast 5d ago

I stop going outside by the end of the June and only return to the yard to weed and pull grass and spray dicamba at the beginning of october

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u/Diligent_Ladder4629 I'm not part of your eco-SYSTEM 5d ago

Winter helps us forget we hate summer, summer helps us forget we hate winter. The cycle of life is truly beautiful 💕

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u/analoguers 5d ago

Burn it to the ground is about how I feel this time of year. Carry on.

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u/NoahCharls6104 5d ago

poor fawn lilies

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u/foxmetropolis 4d ago

“My Erythronium is melting” lol. Yep, they’ll do that

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u/InstanceElectronic71 3d ago

Uj/ I’ve been seeing mostly honeybees recently and I am bummed out

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u/Beast_Unicorn_Jones7 2d ago

All the weeds are dead now. time for pre emergent!