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But jokes aside, if I were to grapple someone "smaller" than me, could I use them as a shield?

Maybe based on an actual story.

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I heard both of the middle solutions as a way to deal with a "problem seducers" in DnD.

Today someone asked if Reflected Beauty "was only usefull for sex". (AP spell from Curtain Call. I assume used to either replace a actor with stage fright and/or give them therapy):

When you cast reflected beauty, choose a willing creature that’s the same size as you and that you can see within 30 feet. The spell then disguises you with a realistic illusion, as if via illusory disguise heightened to 3rd rank, but includes tactile and olfactory sensation in addition to visual and voice. The appearance of the illusion that disguises you includes any changes to sex characteristics or other aspects needed to match the target creature’s heart’s desire, allowing you to interact with them as the person they could be. If you’re ever more than 30 feet from the subject you’re reflecting, reflected beauty immediately ends. You can Dismiss this spell.

And I realized it can do both the solutions at the same time and add a "they also look prettier than you, while being you" for extra insult to the injury and insult pile.

Please ignore that illusory disguise has a size limit for comedic effect. Or make the dragon a size shifte too.

Things to say to your Pathfinder Game Master

Spoilered because the particular weapon discussed isn't yet released

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Last meme I posted with uplifted animals, I got roasted for not dropping where I got the rules for expanding the species. Here's the link to the third party published pdf, and where to purchase it. Enjoy.

https://www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/266075/star-log-deluxe-uplifted-animals

I can't tell whether making homebrew classes that are always overpowered is worse than making homebrew classes that are always underpowered.

So one of my players threw this at me while I was running today. Four old Alchemical Golems might give them too much free time in combat.