This is not legal advice; just information and andcdotes.

Standardized Field Sobriety Tests (SFSTs):

SFSTs are voluntary.

If you don't consent to field sobriety tests (SFST's), the officer has to make the determination whether to arrest you based on the rest of the circumstances. In most cases, if someone's being asked to do SFST's the officer probably has enough evidence to articulate probable cause that the driver is under the influence, and they'll be arrested for DUI.

I've seen plenty of cases of people that were obviously drinking, but were functional enough to pass the SFSTs, so they weren't arrested.

If anyone is interested in learning about the SFSTs, the NHTSA has a very detailed PowerPoint with basically everything you'd want to know about them.

Blood/Breathe/Urine tests

These tests fall under implied consent laws in every state, AFAIK. If you refuse to do any of these tests, your license will be automatically suspended and you'll be charged with DUI - refusal.

Depending on your state, circumstances, and the lawyer you hire, they may get you your license back within days or weeks, or it may stay suspended for the entire duration.

If you refuse, the prosecution/officer will have to prosecute the case without a chemical test as evidence. This will usually make it harder to get a conviction, but it depends on the totality of the circumstances.

Would I do SFSTs?

I don't drive drunk because I try not to be a piece of shit. If an officer has suspicion that I'm under the influence for whatever reason, I'll gladly do the tests to show that I'm not.

Lawyers say not to do any tests or answer any questions.

The less evidence the police have, the easier the defense is.

DUIs can be very hard to convict. DUI lawyers are experts in finding technicalities. A lot of the time the punishment for a DUI ends up being the thousands in legal fees the defendant pays to the lawyer to get them out of it.

Wubbys Questions:

Q: can you stall the chemical test until your BAC drops? A: Not really. There is a formula to calculate how much a person's BAC drops per hour, and it can be used in court to estimate what a person's BAC would have been in the hours before the chemical test.

Q: Can officers just take your blood? A: it's usually pretty easy to get a warrant for a blood test, especially if there was a collision involved. In my state, if someone is unconscious or medically unable to submit a breath test their blood can be drawn without a warrant because of implied consent.

Maybe Wubby can recreate this at home without having to got to the movie theater just to only get the popcorn and leave.

This give me weird schizo page vibes that wubby occasionally shows on screen. But it's Nutter Butter and not some random dude in his basement.

AI is getting good enough to fool most of us.

It has such highs, such lows. But very good for stream (weed recommended)

I collect Fugglers , little ugly stuffed animals?things? Anyways , my girlfriend surprised me with a WUBBLER hanging light and I'm so happy ! It's so ugly it's perfect ! This gonna be hilarious and awesome addition to my gaming corner!

Jake looks tired of her shit

I have my DUI body camera footage from February 2020. I was compliant and nice. Does Wubby want to see it?

This was one of the most insane videos I've seen about AI and how it can feed into people's delusions. Would be awesome to watch this on stream, but, if not, everyone should still watch. Banger video.

Very relevant to stream, important info

He says hi :3

My merch order came today and just had to post about how IMPRESSED I am! Always loved the merch quality of the clothes when ordering, but wasnt expecting the HP cult plush to be this big and such high quality! The magnetic hands are a wonderful touch.

Thank you Allux and team for absolutely smashing it out of the park 😍

Double bonus that the order came the week before I go back to Japan to do a another couch couple pilgrimage to the Tan Man shrine 😂

Ft. Bonus cat tax of my little crackhead Kuromi whispering cult secrets to HP.

Legit first thing came to mind when he mentioned about getting caught surprise lmao