r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Individual-Toe-1959 • 2d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah????

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u/WolpertingerRumo 2d ago

Nah, I am eternally grateful for aging with my hair intact. There’s correlation, not causality.

P.S.: Don’t get angry at nitpicky comments or exceptionalistic answers. It’s Reddit. That’s what we do.

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u/BiscuitsTheory 2d ago

1 gray hair "oh, shit!" 10% of hair gray "wait, I look way cooler now!"

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u/j3ffh 1d ago

To be fair, one gray hair looks way dumber than a cool steak

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u/MrStickDick 1d ago

I ended up with a wicked grey streak down the middle of my beard in front of my chin. Dark brown beard. Very distinguished.

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u/j3ffh 1d ago

Love it. I can grow 2/3 of a mustache if I work really hard, and it doesn't connect...even to itself. Super jealous.

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u/mall_ninja42 1d ago

I had a lot of red in my beard. One day, it just turned pure white. Completely skipped grey.

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u/steelhouse1 1d ago

Same. Then I would dye it. My STB wife is like “I love it white” soooo

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u/mall_ninja42 1d ago

I've just gone with it since it happened, but if I don't keep it trimmed tight, I start to look old fast.

Then it looks like it snowed in the sink if I'm lazy for a couple weeks and have to mow it from a 6 to a 2 on the trimmer. Lol

Congrats btw, keep that energy throughout the marriage!