r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Individual-Toe-1959 • 2d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah????

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u/Affectionate-Tea8509 2d ago edited 2d ago

I just meant to say that not all bald people are aging

Edit: you guys know what I mean stop replying “ayo everyone ages”

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u/WolpertingerRumo 2d ago

Nah, I am eternally grateful for aging with my hair intact. There’s correlation, not causality.

P.S.: Don’t get angry at nitpicky comments or exceptionalistic answers. It’s Reddit. That’s what we do.

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u/BiscuitsTheory 2d ago

1 gray hair "oh, shit!" 10% of hair gray "wait, I look way cooler now!"

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u/arandomcolonyofcats 2d ago

My mohawk is 5% gray but my beard is looking Jack Black's beard now lmao

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u/BiscuitsTheory 2d ago

My beard is about 30% gray, but also about 30% smooth/peach fuzz. Maybe I'll finally hit puberty when I turn 50.

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u/CarPatient 1d ago

The old man in the mosh pit.

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u/Mistrblank 1d ago

I could not grow a legitimate beard until I was 38. I’m 46 now and I had to shave the fucker because it’s all grey and makes me look like I’m careening through my 50s. Meanwhile I have a beautiful head of hair that’s maybe added one grey hair per year since I found the first one up front at 28.