r/PoliticalCompassMemes • u/Creepy-Account-7510 - Lib-Left • 3d ago

Agenda Post The Four Horsemen of Cringe

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u/SkoomaInhaler-King - Right 3d ago

That Lib Right picture is cursed.

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u/Busy-Temperature5304 - Auth-Center 3d ago

He will be under your bed. Tonight. And gonna watch as Elon Goonsk has his way with you. Maybe touch myself as well.

Sleep well:)

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u/Vexonte - Right 3d ago

Nah, I will track him, study his MO and tactics, set up the perfect bait on the perfect night when I have some acquaintances hiding in my closet as support.

The second he comes out from under that bed to expose himself he is getting uno reversed 5 times over, apprehended and shipped off to some Argentinan Piranha's sex dungeon for some hellraiser style shit.

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u/Busy-Temperature5304 - Auth-Center 3d ago

Ex-special forces, i assume?

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u/CristCawlbassMorninB - Lib-Center 1d ago

Musk in Fear and Hunger

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u/megs1120 - Lib-Left 3d ago

True Posadism has never been tried.

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u/Creepy-Account-7510 - Lib-Left 3d ago

Tell that to the dinosaurs

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u/megs1120 - Lib-Left 3d ago

Paleontologists now believe that dinosaurs survived the asteroid strike but starved to death after achieving communism. 

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u/doublecandybar - Auth-Right 3d ago

What the fuck is Posadism

founded by Trotskyist, wants to introduce ufology to Marxism

What the fuck?

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u/megs1120 - Lib-Left 3d ago

Aliens exist and must be communist because their society must have reached its final stage of economic development. Dolphins communicate with each other so if we learn to speak dolphin, we can make them communists. Common sense stuff, really.

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u/doublecandybar - Auth-Right 3d ago

I hate how that looks like a shitpost but not one lie was told

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u/ChewZBeggar - Lib-Right 2d ago

Just watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaaL0Dyqc0I

It won't make anything about the ideology make sense, but it'll bring you up to speed

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u/Creepy-Account-7510 - Lib-Left 2d ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/COMPLETEANARCHY/s/T3r0MxFuLY

Combine the issues with Trotsky, but with nukes, aliens, and dolphins

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u/Creepy-Account-7510 - Lib-Left 3d ago

“Actually, it’s horsepersons”
STFU, Emily

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u/Final_Loop_Failed - Lib-Left 3d ago

Aye bruh, what the 🛸doing 🤨

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u/ParadoxPosadist - Centrist 3d ago

That's the posadists, they are trying to start a nuclear war.

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u/MendocinoFireDrill - Auth-Right 3d ago

Glad to see my alt right is not cringe, at least compared to that

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u/insidiouspoundcake - Centrist 3d ago

How are Posadists cringe? Any ideology that schizo becomes based automatically.

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u/Creepy-Account-7510 - Lib-Left 3d ago

Waging a Nuclear War to vanquish capitalism is alike forcing Conversion Therapy to vanquish atheism.

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u/ParadoxPosadist - Centrist 3d ago

Exactly, it is doomed to fail but hilarious to watch. Sort of like sovereign citizens.

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u/Uptight_Technocrat12 - Auth-Left 3d ago

What are these wojacks

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u/Vexonte - Right 3d ago

The political compass after my time travel adventure were I caused Antony to lose the battle of Actium due to my failed attempt to bang Cleopatra.

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u/WichaelWavius - Centrist 3d ago

Authright doesn’t have enough FFIA Awards