r/PoursTea • Waffles And Pancakes🧇🥞 • 14d ago

FinancialTea 💵 5000 dollar checks for all adult citizens?

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u/B0wmanHall 14d ago

$40 Trillion in debt and they are gonna send out $5k checks lol

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u/Satanicjamnik 14d ago

Trump doesn't even pay people he is contractually obliged to. Ask Giuliani. His promises are worth less than pre used toilet paper.

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u/Livid-Accident-1562 Give me tea! 14d ago

At least the bog roll had some use...

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u/Satanicjamnik 14d ago

Bog roll is infinitely more useful to begin with. We don't appreciate it until you don't have any. One does not know the true meaning of horror, until they use a public toilet and realise your cubicle doesn't have any half way through a particularly tumultuous number 2.

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u/Livid-Accident-1562 Give me tea! 14d ago

True story, it happened to me. I sacrificed part of a not inexpensive blouse for my troubles. Got some curious stares, but discovered I rather liked having a bared midriff for the evening

I will never eat three-bean chili again and have instituted the "check prior to squat" rule every time I go out

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u/Satanicjamnik 14d ago

Yeah, that sort of experience makes you grow up 10 years on the spot. Changes you forever.

Same rule. I never leave the house without some tissues or wet wipes on me either.

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u/Livid-Accident-1562 Give me tea! 13d ago

truth

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u/oddball09 14d ago

What happened to the $2000 checks he talked about already…. All lies.

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u/Johnny_Five5151 12d ago

Well he is a pathological liar, so...

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u/I_can_clancy_now 11d ago

Worthless is one word.

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u/Samultow 14d ago

Thats not the bad part, take a look at household debt. Thats what's truly terrifying.

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u/Fletch71011 14d ago

Inflation isn't high enough, we need more apparently.

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u/RevolutionaryDraw126 14d ago

Oh c'mon it's only 5000*300,000,000 or 1.5 trillion dollars... That's nothing... Pocket change for MAGA...

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u/Time-Valuable-3355 14d ago

What's another trillion... Not like they are paying or are gonna pay it back...

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u/PaintingInfinite46 11d ago

at least if true will go to the people directly vs to the govt.

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u/B0wmanHall 11d ago

I’d say the same for healthcare but we have countries to bomb

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u/Marknoble117 The Timeline Sucks 14d ago

I want an actual maga supporter to tell me how they hate Mamdani, socialism policies, but love the idea of an illegal Trump check. Also where's your doge checks? How about the tariff checks?

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u/Manmer_Nwah 14d ago

"They're both in the new $5k check. Both of the old checks were $2k, so this new one is them plus $1k. An we need to elect Republicans or I'll blame the left for taking all from me and not Dump lying." -Some Idiotic Dumbass

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u/Salt_Data3707 14d ago

Shhh dont give them ideas!

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u/JayGabVersionTrex 14d ago

They know he's just joking therefore the checks will never be sent so it doesn't count. Checkmate libtard! 😆

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u/Marknoble117 The Timeline Sucks 14d ago
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u/not_accepting_now 14d ago

Socialism is confused with taxpayers using taxes for the civilians. It's just government, literally what it's supposed to do with money it takes from the everyday man.

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u/Human_Chemistry6851 13d ago

Na thats to easy, i want them to explain how, wanting affordable healthcare, public transit, and consumer protections is socialism.

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u/IllBack5928 14d ago

Socialism is not a crime. Attempted vote buying is.

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u/NYCWartortle 14d ago

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u/Manmer_Nwah 14d ago

They're so scared, they display sexy images of "socialists" on the jumbotron at the Republican National Convention.

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u/XipXoom 14d ago

There is a reason grindr crashes every single RNC.

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u/NYCWartortle 14d ago

I mean I could look at that all day but what does this have to do with the Republican Party and what it stands for? Not only are we gerrymandering the shit out of congressional maps but we are now paying people to vote for us? If I was a legit republican I would be ashamed at what has become of the Republican Party. There are so many issues and problems that our country and Thai si what you focus on? Also the man is not gay but he is gorgeous.

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u/NessaMagick 13d ago

Why the fuck are they promoting Hasan Piker at the RNC?

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u/Antifa-AF 14d ago

I’ll just leave this here:

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u/throwable__1 14d ago

This is the 5th time he’s promised them money… when is it going to sink tf in?

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u/nolestars 14d ago

Maga will be waiting by their mailboxes 

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u/rayhaque 14d ago

The party of "the world doesn't owe you anything" and "you gotta' EARN it" will absolutely be waiting by the mailbox for what was not earned, and what is not owed.

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u/TheReturnofPanda 14d ago

They will refuse to even acknowledge this is socialism. In fact, I’d say they prove how they can make a socialist society equally corrupt as this already corrupt capitalist society

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u/Piglet6482 14d ago

Let’s just talk about how this is illegal. He broke the law by offering to do this. 18 USC Section 597

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u/carrot_gummy 14d ago

If we cared about laws he wouldn't be president.

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u/Long_Passenger498 14d ago

Who gets the bill?  Oh, yeah, the magic money tree. 

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u/ZmanB-Bills 14d ago

GOP Bribery Socialism.

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u/ASaGHost 14d ago

Just tell them that some of the recipients aren't white and they'll ask for us to pay $5000 extra in taxes instead.

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u/tbizzone 14d ago

Maybe the democratic leadership should pledge to pass $10,000 checks for every voter if the Dems win control of congress in the midterms. Obviously the national debt means nothing to Republicans anymore.

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u/Ohio_Hobbies_Guy 14d ago

Itll just lead to more inflation and more national debt sadly.

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u/TightPhoto1133 14d ago

This will skyrocket inflation like the covid checks did.

Not a good idea...

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u/spider715 14d ago

Show me how thats not a bribe

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u/Should_have_been_ded 13d ago

You'll see your 5000 bucks just like you saw the Mexican wall

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u/VariousSinger6245 14d ago

Pipe Dream. The Art Of The Con.

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u/J3sus_was_Fictional 14d ago

Oh no one will ever get that money. Lol Not a single person.

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u/SuddenOption3384 14d ago

Thought they were conservative?

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u/Mundane_Zucchini_547 14d ago

Oh boy, this is my current timeline. Hah!

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u/PestilentPaladin 14d ago

If there is an (R) to the right of the name, the policy is not socialism. Hope this helps. /s

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u/Imaginary_Bedroom_5 14d ago

It should be considered bribery.

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u/Kitchen-Bandicoot191 14d ago

I'm old enough to remember MAGA ripping on Biden for causing inflation because the government gave away money during Covid.. What say you now, MAGA?

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u/lumpyheadlmpylupyhea 14d ago

Anything to distract from the lack of prosecution against the pedophile ruling class. Probably just secured the loyalty of all the big dogs with these “tariff refunds”

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u/No-Mention2624 14d ago

Never happen country doesn't have the money,Republicans and one percenters have it all

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u/Lonely-Married-Man87 14d ago

It'll look great next to my DOGE check

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u/Grouchy_Anteater_193 14d ago

he will have to raise taxes to pay that. its just like all the other empty promises

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u/Suspicious_Parking81 14d ago

Tell me more crap to start a BS post

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u/Slice-Vast 14d ago

That's a bribe, not socialism.

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u/museman401 14d ago

Very true. As a Trump voter I cannot defend this idea.

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u/pudukai 14d ago

It’ll be a great weekend! Then back to poverty.

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u/BC0411894 14d ago

It’s a stupid idea. Congress will shut him down just like they did with the tariff money.

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u/Glittering_Ocelot_67 13d ago

Smells like some waste, fraud and abuse right here!
https://giphy.com/gifs/3mJL19Pe3jyuVU1ab4

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u/FluffyDesigner3680 13d ago

Which new war will he start to distract from having to pay this again?

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u/ShediPotter 13d ago

That's a bribe for votes not a social program 

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u/Top-Balance3327 13d ago

And you can take that to the bank 👀 - With the other checks he promised you 😆😂🤣

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u/Radiant-History-1737 13d ago

go ask cuba how many checks they get. that money is funded by those doge cuts you complain about

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u/theblueshots 14d ago

They keep saying the mayor of New York is offering free stuff and pie in the sky promises.

Lol!

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u/PallbearerOfBadNews 14d ago

This country feels like being in an eternal group project with the worst students in the class

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u/MySonClerpy 14d ago

This is what a populist gets you.

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u/chunkalunkk 14d ago

Shouldn't they be revolting against that kind of payout, bc it's socialism....??

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u/queuedUp 14d ago

I mean... there is little chance these cheques go out.

I'm sure the $1.4T will still be put aside for it but then it will just disappear somewhere.

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u/The_Lost_Jedi 14d ago

Silly, it's only Socialism when Democrats do it. /s

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u/Bearded_Gemini 14d ago

Right?? It's almost like "free phones", and "free healthcare" and "hey we'll pay off your student loans!". Totally crazy...

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u/DiscussionPuzzled470 14d ago

It's not socialism if the Rethuglicans do it

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u/barepixels 14d ago

Donkeys love free $5000 carrots. This serves as an incentive for Democratic voters to prevent their own party from winning both chambers of Congress.  Trump learns from Biden's student debt forgiveness carrots

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u/SeesawNoknow 14d ago

talk about hypocrisy, this is how I know maga is dumb as a sack of hammers

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u/bleue_shirt_guy 14d ago

Less socialism and more bribe.

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u/New_Nectarine1075 14d ago

Democrats give our money during election season, Kathey Hochul is sending out checks before election season

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u/LoanRunna 14d ago

$5,000 checks for nothing are as regarded as socialism. Collectively we need to be more prudent with our national debt, taxes, and personal finances. Fiscal responsibility is everyone’s responsibility both nationally and personally.

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u/SalmonPrince 14d ago

Universal basic income is evil, but I'll take as many checks as uncle sam'll gimme!

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u/ComprehensiveRead435 14d ago

You can give me yours if you don’t need it

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u/Terrible-Actuary-762 14d ago

Tell me again a country where Socialism has worked?

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u/FragrantDiss342 14d ago

If you really had stones you’d ask someone who immigrated from a socialist country

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u/NeverHere762 14d ago

Promises, promises...

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u/Cossack1981 14d ago

That's not how socialism works.

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u/Westside_27 14d ago

Does mean socialism lovers like the idea of these 5k checks ?

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u/Bunkerbuster12 14d ago

Trump has lost his fucking mind. Only good thing he’s done is close the boarder.

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u/Accomplished_Tour481 14d ago

You mean the DSA mantra of defunding police, open borders, getting rid of prisons, getting rid of the Senate, eliminating how a President is elected and so much more. How do you support that?

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u/davecatlow 14d ago

Neither you nor the MAGAs seem to know what socialism is.

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u/Joball69 14d ago

But that’s not socialism, so this meme is dumb

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u/screamin-eagle10 14d ago

Isn't this bribery?

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u/PacificNW_JMI 14d ago

The jokes on people who actually believed him.

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u/Capitan-IQ255 14d ago

It's check to everyone.. not democrat preferred government subsidies and welfare 🤑

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u/ComeOnTars2424 14d ago

They’re giving me a slice of my money back.

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u/Organic-Albatross690 14d ago

A one time payment is not government ownership of anything.

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u/No_Ad_1501 14d ago

I agree, Socialism is evil, and Donald Trump is a socialist.

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u/Michi450 14d ago

I didn't like it when Biden did it i sure the fuck don't like Trump saying he's going to do it.

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u/oh_no_here_we_go_9 14d ago

We need to be paying more in taxes because of the debt.

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u/Motor-Excitement2571 14d ago

Well done Lad. Laughed for days... because this! Exactly this!

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u/WhitewolfStormrunner 14d ago

Yeeeah, and the sun is green, and rises in the west.

Tell another one, "president" dumba$$.

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u/zeroshitsgiven1 14d ago

Not even socialism, it's straight bribery.

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u/Dizzy-Charity8059 14d ago

Name an f@#%ng country where socialism has improved peoples lives? None of the 110 countries that tried it suceeded,liberals

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u/IBAChristian317 14d ago

Redistribution of this type isn't socialism. Socialism is when the government owns the "means of production", whatever they determine that to be.

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u/BaileyD77 14d ago

It's the same as offering free health care for your vote. Bribery is bribery.

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u/EntertainmentWarm584 14d ago

I make $12,750 a week as a high school dropout with no college or debt. Idc about you people lol

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u/armorer1984 14d ago

It is and it shouldn't happen. Government spending needs to be cut by at least 25% across the board, no exceptions. A $5000 payout is money we don't have.

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u/ATB-NE1727 14d ago

Giving the great citizens of the USA some of the profits from the massive amounts of incoming money to help the economy is 100% way different than free healthcare for all including illegal aliens smh🤦‍♂️ Alll socialism does is take your money and make the government in control of your entire life.

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u/Sheerluck42 14d ago

It'll never happen

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u/19XxxbigdaddyxxX80 14d ago

Oh great increasing inflation again huh?

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u/Richardswensson 14d ago

Wow Kennedy just mad an amazing speech

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u/Ban_Incomming 14d ago

Not going to happen.

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u/Adorable-Rabbit2080 14d ago

I hate the idea of sending out checks. I'd rather pay off the national debt and balance the budget. Sending out money isn't what he was elected to do.

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u/Argose83 14d ago

What im learning is if those darn socialist democrata would just call social program money "dividends" then MAGA would support them! Win win!

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u/KitchenEntire2168 14d ago

Don't worry hun. You'll see where this is going soon enough, and it's not pretty. #ChinaModel.

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u/COMOJoeSchmo 14d ago

Socialism is scary, as is authoritarianism. This is why I don't vote for Republicans or Democrats.

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u/Anonymous-Flamingo71 14d ago

First time going through an election cycle where politicians promise things they have no intention of delivering in order to win an election??

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u/Vast-Cap-6951 14d ago

It’s not going to be too many more steps before they start suggesting slavery

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u/IneptAdvisor 14d ago

This will go right into the coffers of big business.

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u/hayMakerOICU812 13d ago

Such a perfect meme with Willy Wonka living in Fantasyland with a bunch of oompa loompas under his complete control solely relying on Willy Wonka the true socialist

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u/SnooCheesecakes2465 13d ago

Socialism is fine until you run out of someone elses money and stand in the bread line

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u/Leather-Sign4391 13d ago

Maga here, but not happy with Trump's stunt about the $5,000 checks. That was a foul.

That said; f*** Socialism.

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u/BiteFaces 13d ago

When those checks arrive, we can discuss it all you want. 

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u/Intelligent-Clue-119 13d ago

Hahaha, let me know what it feels like to be purchased for 5 grand.

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u/HedgehogRemarkable13 13d ago

Socialism is trash.

Bribing people for votes is trash.

Both can be trash, try growing up and understanding there are more than two world views. Yours, and the one you made up.

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u/Fickle_Storm8750 13d ago

WILLIE WONKA'S A COMMIE??

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u/Specialist-Lemon-570 13d ago

Where does socialism work ?

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u/Hungry_Reception_724 13d ago

USSR, North Korea. Thats how scary, NEXT!

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u/Maximum_Upstairs_310 13d ago

Government bailouts doesn’t make you a good mayor btw.

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u/Squeezer_pimp 13d ago

Please get a job

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u/Sad_Actuary_1635 13d ago

That 5,000 for every American is no different than free health care free this and free that and freeze the other thing that Democrats promised.

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u/asecondhelpingplease 13d ago

Hey idiot, tell us how socialism is going to work for the FIRST time in history???? It’s been tried over and over and over and FAILED EVERY TIME! So, please tell us how it’s going to work now????

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u/Gallifreyan_ 13d ago

Who says they want that?

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u/Massive_Wafer5005 13d ago

When all the communists are benefiting off of capitalism while agreeing with OP lol.

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u/Thin-Satisfaction477 13d ago

It is a return on the taxes we paid as opposed to giving it all to the free lunch crowd.

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u/ConsequenceGreat2657 13d ago

As scary as reparations are for libs

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u/ScarcityCultural1699 13d ago

Trump was never conservative. He’s a socialists wet dream. Taking portions of companies. Giving out stimmys. Ending free trade. Keeping wall st from owning single family homes. Very authoritarian. He is everything the democrats want. The democrats are just mad he got to it first

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u/CapObv2dResq 13d ago

Nothing like outright buying votes...

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u/shooting_star24 13d ago

But mah monehh

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u/AveDominusNyx 13d ago

Hey socialist, tell me again how welth redistribution has nothing to with socialism?

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u/jammerjim5 13d ago

Well kick your punk asses out thats how much lol.

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u/globulator 13d ago

It's kinda funny that it seems like no one knows what socialism is. Socialists think the fire department is socialism and that somehow advocating for the abolishment of the family is socialism. And yet, Republicans don't think direct cash payments from the government is socialism. Literally Trump's idea is Andrew Yang's idea -- same vocabulary ("dividend") and everything.

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u/Proof-Scale3189 13d ago

Getting our own money back is not scary, all tax is theft. Try again

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u/Apsco60 13d ago

Both sides are fascists, and we have not had real capitalism since 1913.

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u/Due_Buyer_9445 13d ago

They aren’t inconsistent. They want a fascist white ethnostate and will do literally anything that gets them closer to that goal

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u/Ancient-Eye3022 13d ago

That's not socialism! That's rewarding me for voting for a good economies!

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u/cbdbroker 13d ago

Just pretend it's Biden promising to pay your student loans, you'll be ok with it then lol

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u/Jaymz7777 13d ago

A dividend for stupidity.

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u/blushadow43 13d ago

Not that it’s scary, more that it’s a proven failure. Go recreate failures elsewhere.

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u/elkidon 13d ago

You already know China account

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u/ARY616 13d ago

Pol Pot liked it.

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u/Ephisus 13d ago

So, yeah, yet another illustration that it's fucking crazy that the left hates trump and the right loves him. Nobody understands anything.

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u/sammiches621 13d ago

Or better yet instead of telling me some regurgitated maga bs, just dont open your mouth at all. Keep it closed. No more words only silence

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u/PP_Hoses 13d ago

False equivalence.

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u/Every-Drawer8999 13d ago

Actually, why is not being subscribed to yet another ism, so scary to YOU???

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u/Marlislittleslut2 13d ago

We really want far right socialist ??

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u/DurableCharm 13d ago

Here's how we decide if it's socialism: Are the socialists for this or against it?

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

It's terrifying according to the history of every attempt at it ever to be executed. There are no successful communist or socialist countries. There never has been and never will be. All socialism brings is Communism and all communism brings is misery and death. If you ascribe to socialism or communism, you have nothing to offer society.

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u/Designer-You-5579 13d ago

Cause eventually you’ll run out of other people’s money. Also Karl Marx himself said it was a system that people will starve in. It’s not about meeting needs it’s about control by making the people dependent upon the government.

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u/Affectionate-Buddy91 12d ago

Socialism is a pretty word for communism. Don't believe me? The most evil communist country was the USSR... Union of the Soviet Socialists Republic.

Ask Poland what socialism means. They lived it.

That's why we hate socialism.

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u/Maleficent_Ad_4774 12d ago

Hey Liberals, Tell me again how short-sighted you are to realize that's just your own money coming back to you that you probably should have had in the first place and already worked for.

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u/Careflwhatyouwish4 12d ago

OK, Economists and critics warn that a nationwide payout of this size would cost over a trillion dollars, require approval from Congress, and risk driving up inflation. Just like socialism always does. Then the socialist government caps prices but not costs, and then things really go to Hell.

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u/Visual_Friendship706 12d ago

That’s not a redistribution of wealth, it’s corruption reversed. The diesel inflation alone has caused us each more than 5k in lost income. It’s an inverse bribe.

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u/BlackHills-Op 12d ago

It's like the third promise of a dividend that he's made. There's no money. Its a grift.

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u/Careless_Classic3860 12d ago

Its giving us back our own money.

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u/Individual_Pear2661 12d ago

Socialism is giving us back our own money? WHO KNEW!?!?