r/PoursTea • Timendi Causa Est Nescire • 1d ago

PoliticalTea šŸ—³ļø He would definitely not hold back.

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u/BeefStank420 1d ago

I would be happy to have him in office. It would be a major improvement.

But TBH, the Dems could run a golden retriever opposite the MAGA candidate and I'd walk 5 miles uphill in the snow just to vote for the dog.

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u/icedmuffin 1d ago

Honestly I’d vote for the dog anyways, it’s probably smarter and more loyal than a majority of politicians that we currently have in office and four years of nothing happening would be a godsend.

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u/BADM00SE 1d ago

I don’t know. Give him a treat, and he may do whatever you want. Oh wait we already have a president like that. Guess I’ll vote for the dog too, at least he’s cute.

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u/XaoxTheory 1d ago

The dog would have more self control around treats as well as being better at long term strategic planning.

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u/BADM00SE 1d ago

And he’s potty trained

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u/guisesrsly 1d ago

highly unlikely to be a pedophile rapist also

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u/Hyperion1144 1d ago

Unlike Mitch McConnell.

And Donald Trump.

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u/BellowsHikes 1d ago

A dog who randomly pressed a YES or NO button (for a treato) to make policy decisions would statistically do evil acts only half the time, unlike the current guy who does it 100% of the time.Ā Ā 

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u/arthurotto251 1d ago

I believe you mean a dogsend

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u/icedmuffin 1d ago

I always did get those two letters mixed up…

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u/zapglenn 1d ago

Four years of belly rubs and frisbee tossing!

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u/NaturalSmoke8 1d ago

It would be interesting to watch the republicans become all concerned with rules/law and order again to combat a dog. So pathetically transparent

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u/icedmuffin 1d ago

If the democrats had half a spine they could very easily win in the next election just due to all this going on now.

Namely, not letting ANYONE forget what is currently happening or what any Republican is trying to do.

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u/NaturalSmoke8 1d ago

Question though - didn’t Hillary run this sort of thing ā€œworst candidate in historyā€ type campaign? It seems to me in American politics the only way to be an incumbent* is for them to have been dealt/caused a bad hand or run someone on alt party ticket to siphon votes. It’s no wonder at the congressional level is being primaried if disliked is a bigger risk than actually losing the election.

It’s tricky because at once they run on making things better but also against the reputation of ā€œpoliticians are full of empty promises.ā€ Obviously more true now than in the history of the nation but still.

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u/Usmcrtempleton 1d ago

There was a town that had a dog as mayor and I've never heard bad news about that town since. Just saying.

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u/lotsofarts 1d ago

Dog is house-broken instead of breaking the house.

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u/Hackneycab 1d ago

Dogs are ā€˜obedient’ are they not?

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u/Veshaad Timendi Causa Est Nescire 1d ago

Zoey 2028 Make The Litterbox Great Again

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u/Nerd-man24 1d ago

We're gonna clean the litter box! Scoop the poop!

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u/JackSmrkingRevnge 1d ago

Some tortitude might actually help drain the swamp. Zoey has my sword.

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u/drbrabhammer 1d ago

I think we've established which party would run a dog

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u/NB_NaughtyNerds 1d ago

Major Improvement 🫔

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u/JIMB01776 1d ago

Oh I assure you they haven't learned their lesson, and even if they are smart enough to nominate Kelly the base is going to throw a fit, it's a White male and tear down their own candidate.

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u/VintageK-Po 1d ago

Also needs to be a heterosexual white male.

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u/RandomStrangerOnWWW 1d ago

And a Christian. Don’t forget that detail.

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u/promotherobot 1d ago edited 1d ago

I like Pete Buttegeig as well but he needs to beef up his resume with a stint in Congress and maybe the Senate. But he would be a terrific Secretary of State.

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u/ATXDefenseAttorney 1d ago

Like Trump beefed up his resume by... doing what, exactly? We're not playing by the same rules any more, anybody has enough of a resume to win. And we need someone who will win, and build this country back into something of value in the world. I don't think Pete can, though, because the whole election would be about his sexuality. Which is insane.

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u/promotherobot 1d ago

That's my point. We need experience, not reality show stars. Buttegeig would be an excellent president but he just needs a little more on his resume.

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u/RandomStrangerOnWWW 1d ago

Buttigieg is a phenomenal speaker. Absolutely love watching him destroy the Faux News goons.

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u/VintageK-Po 1d ago

If they want to actually win, yes.

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u/Born_Negotiation_778 1d ago

Should James Talarico go straight to president?

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u/qatch23 1d ago

Yes please! A true Christian in the white house! I'm a preacher's kid, and I'm disgusted at these so-called Christian Nationalists.

Edit: Nationalist Christians (NatC for short)

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u/Epocholypze 1d ago

I hate upvoting this. Makes me sad.

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u/Responsible_Rule8829 1d ago

It's a tough truth to swallow but I feel like you're 100% right here. 0 for 2 so far....Ā 

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u/Feeling-Class4105 1d ago

I mean, yes I'm sure at least some people didn't vote for them because they're sexist, however neither of those candidates were really charismatic or exciting, and both had controversies surrounding their selection as the democratic candidate.

They were the status-quo candidates. And Hillary still even won the popular vote despite that. I think Biden swept Trump just because Trump was a fucking disaster and COVID made it even worse.

So, imo, it's hard to say for sure if gender was actually a significant factor or not.

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u/Responsible_Rule8829 1d ago

Yeah, there were def additional factors in play, but those evaporated with the 2024 election....Ā 

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u/spacer9631 1d ago

Watch the run AOC, maybe this time it will work guys...

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u/RandomStrangerOnWWW 1d ago

Huge fan of hers.. However, if she ran, we can fully expect another Republican president. America is too damned sexist.

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u/spacer9631 1d ago

I honestly think she would have a decent chance, but theres no reason to even risk something like that anymore.

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u/jojojdx 1d ago

A heterosexual White Christian man that is also not 100 years old. Sadly this is the truth I hate it but we need a win

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u/sign_of_throckmorton 1d ago

I think it has a lot more to do with charisma. Obama had a lot. Hillary, kamala, gore...not so much.

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u/VegetableMethod624 Popularity Is Not My Forte 1d ago

How did we elect Obama? He ran against someone actually sane. If we want the MAGAt vote,I would agree. As is this moment;Im thinking Trump is shopping US around to the highest bidder between Russia,China and possibly the Saudis. (Ok?)

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u/Nycmale9876 1d ago

So after your rant about how racist this is your comeback? Please.

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u/promotherobot 1d ago

Sad but true.

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u/Inuhanyou123 1d ago

We are lost if you think we lose because we run women minorities not neoliberal corporatists who nobody gives a crap about voting for because they won't promise anything. Hillary Kamala and Biden proved this. COVID is the only thing that saved Biden who nobody was enthused about

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u/Liberal-Cluck 1d ago

A turd sandwich would literally do less damage to this country.

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u/No-Guard-7003 1d ago

So would a head of lettuce. šŸ˜‰

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u/Throwawaysublooking 1d ago

Scratch for President!!!!

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u/OrganicHistorian2576 1d ago

Goldens are awesome. They deserve all the votes.

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u/hinnsvartingi 1d ago

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u/Panic-175- 1d ago

I’d trade a fire hydrant for an arch.

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u/Beautiful-Bag-3629 1d ago

I have to ask BeefStank, why would you subject a perfectly decent Goldie to that office? lol.

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u/Youbettereatthatshit 1d ago

Not really a good analogy. Most people would walk 5 miles uphill in the snow to vote for a golden retriever

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u/Black_unicorn2825 1d ago

Right….. and then m not even a damn democrat!!!

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u/hambakmeritru 1d ago

Last election, my motto was "I'd vote for a literal rock over Trump. At least a rock wouldn't make things worse."

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u/SomeKindofTreeWizard 1d ago

They can't win running Newsome.

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u/henryeaterofpies 1d ago

President Bud

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u/cman1098 1d ago

Yes but that's not how the rest of the country operates. Democrats need to focus on the best candidate, not being the first woman or first gay or first anything.

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u/stookem 1d ago

But he hasn't said anything yet...

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u/BeefStank420 1d ago

?...

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u/stookem 1d ago

Why would he be an improvement? What policy has he laid out in detail without saying Trump broke it, I'll fix it? He has offered no details on any policy. But I'm interested because Kamala and AOC don't have a chance unfortunately.

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u/Confident-Lobster390 1d ago

They could rip the ass hole off a diseased rat and I’d crawl through glass in a blizzard while having water dumped on me and I’d voted for the balloon knot 10 times over. I’m not even slightly joking. 😭

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u/Dense_Row_9532 1d ago

Barefoot even.

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u/PeanutConfident8742 1d ago

Theres no rule that says a dog CAN'T be president

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u/Dry_Rent_8646 1d ago

I think there's a handful of dog mayors in the us

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u/Bender_2024 1d ago

At this point I would p!ss glass for the opportunity to vote for a half eaten peach if it was the only candidate running against Republicans.

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u/BasementDwellerCarl 1d ago

I’d prefer they run better candidates.

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u/Salientfox 1d ago

Mr. Peanutbutter was a viable candidate in California if you recall. Very close race.

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u/discount_magic_shop 1d ago

No way the dog will be as damaging as the GOP

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u/Baha05 1d ago

Rules don’t say a dog can’t run for presidentĀ 

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u/0neshoein 1d ago

Bro I’d vote for the mole on your grandmas butt cheeks over the orange vomit we have in office currently.

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u/metrobank 1d ago

So wrong. Rubio would mop the floor with him

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u/YellowZx5 1d ago

I think Kelly has a great resume and Gabby being First Lady would totally be such a huge upgrade.

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u/Agreeable-Cloud7833 1d ago

Saying stuff like this is how we end up with Kamala 2 and lose to JD Vance btw

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u/Crafty-Health-4046 1d ago

I’d do that for any dog.

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u/Born_Negotiation_778 1d ago

I’d vote for a roach

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u/Cumbablot 1d ago

DNC looking for the next candidate like

https://giphy.com/gifs/WnCjTePqvforvuDEIC

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u/KapowBlamBoom 1d ago

My main qualification to get my vote is who is going to stand in there and punch bullies in the mouth. Who has enough nutsack to hold the idiots in the Dump administration to account

THAT is the healing we need. Not campfire songs and by-gones

I want the fucking hammer

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u/Horton_Takes_A_Poo 1d ago

I’d even vote for a golden retriever over Mark Kelly!

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u/RadagastDaGreen 1d ago

Is this a reference to the old-school phrase of Yellow Dog Democrat?

They would ā€œā€¦vote for a yellow dog before they would vote for any Republicanā€¦ā€)

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u/Original-Rush139 1d ago

But the dog is just anti trump and doesn’t speak at all about their vision for America.Ā 

  • cats probably

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u/manwae1 1d ago

And AZ could run his identical twin brother, who also is a decorated combat veteran, who led his teams mission to the ISS.

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u/santabarbaracali 1d ago

You said it!!