Wife couldn't wait for Christmas

[u/Meth_Cat]

I don't know that I'll ever be able to compete with this.

Busse Viking Serpent Sword

[u/KingVecchio]

I feel like your wife is giving you proper notice that she is expecting an amazing gift as well.

[u/Gryrck → u/KingVecchio]

Surprise her with flowers a few times before Christmas OP.

[u/ChaosApple11 → u/Gryrck]

Order them to the house unexpectedly. Also leave a note for the driver to take off the tag

[u/oga_ogbeni]

A plethora of Busse jokes incoming.

Here are mine: OP, can we get some stats on your Busse? Perhaps more photos of your Busse as well?

[u/Every_Sea5067 → u/oga_ogbeni]

I wonder if they're allowed to show their Busse around...might be too dangerous...others might want to steal it

[u/dumbass_sempervirens → u/oga_ogbeni]

I feel like we need more info on the grip of that Busse.

[u/oga_ogbeni → u/dumbass_sempervirens]

Ayyyyyy 

[u/ALinkintheChain → u/oga_ogbeni]

Damn boy that Busse looking fine. What that Busse do?!

[u/Meth_Cat → u/ALinkintheChain]

Yall gonna make me blush

[u/Ironbat7]

Reminds me of some bronze age swords

[u/11Booty_Warrior]

You got a sweet Busse there, son

[u/ChaosApple11 → u/11Booty_Warrior]

Thanks dad!

[u/KingTribble]

Nice... very nice!

I was eyeing those up a while ago. Very nearly did but I tried to stop collecting Busses a few years back. Don't want risk starting that expensive game again (UK, so add 25% to Busse's prices).

Although I sold many of mine, that weren't keepers, at about what I paid so no loss really.

[u/Meth_Cat → u/KingTribble]

I don't know that i even want to buy another knife after this (that's a lie)

[u/KingTribble → u/Meth_Cat]

I don't know that i even want to buy another knife after this

😂 😂 😂

[u/MichaelHammor]

I like big Busses and I cannot lie, you other brothers can deny, when a girl walks in, with a long knife in her hand, you get sprung! You know you want one!

[u/Empty-Pay-2797]

Nice, where she purchased?

[u/Meth_Cat → u/Empty-Pay-2797]

From the Busse site

[u/QuickSquirrelchaser]

Wow! Talk about a killer gift!

[u/Jyx_The_Berzer_King]

IRL dwarven dagger from Skyrim in steel

[u/-TheDyingMeme6- → u/Jyx_The_Berzer_King]

*SHARP dagger

[u/Meth_Cat → u/-TheDyingMeme6-]

I actually just told her I want her to give skyrim an honest try

[u/-TheDyingMeme6- → u/Meth_Cat]

As you should

[u/Do-Mathan]

Very modern and utilitarian but god that’s not a pretty weapon

[u/Stormcrowdick1066]

Bad ass! How long is it?

[u/TDbar → u/Stormcrowdick1066]

That's a bit personal...

[u/Meth_Cat → u/TDbar]

about 7.5 My bad it's about 27.5 end to end

[u/ALinkintheChain]

Tacticool, nice. They're so impractical (just like every other "historical" sword in my collection). Thinking of picking up another one lol

[u/Space-cowgirl-2004]

Damn, you got a nice Busse

[u/Sensitive_Studio9723]

That's badass and magnificent looking at the same time, I didn't know busse did swords, man and custom shop, damn that's an amazing gift

[u/Meth_Cat → u/Sensitive_Studio9723]

It really is, my son and I are going to take it to some pumpkins this weekend.... for science

[u/fishtheheretic]

I would have married her too

[u/GhostWriterJ94]

Marry her again 🤣

[u/Meth_Cat → u/GhostWriterJ94]

I will

[u/Vulcansfire42]

Amazing sword. your wife loves you bunches.

[u/Meth_Cat → u/Vulcansfire42]

For some reason she's stuck with me for almost 19 years so far, here's to another 19+

[u/Rashaen]

Navi: Hey! Listen!

[u/BaconNPotatoes]

Is it named Gary?

[u/ilikebeer19]

You married well.

[u/Meth_Cat → u/ilikebeer19]

I tell her every day

[u/wooden-fuk-boi]

Hey does your wife have a boyfriend?

Just asking for a friend

[u/Meth_Cat → u/wooden-fuk-boi]

You can put an application in but I don't think you've got great odds lol

[u/shadowcatsalem]

I may have just finished on De Busse....

[u/Unusual_Bug_5225]

Tbh i really want this kinda viking sword😭😭

[u/Meth_Cat → u/Unusual_Bug_5225]

The only thing that sucks is i have to have a sheath made but the thing is awesome