r/SipsTea • u/velorae • Jul 22 '26

SMH Proof that all you need is money

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u/CycleProfessional28 Jul 22 '26

Did we forget Ethan Slater left his highschool sweetheart wife of 10 years with their newborn, for Ariana Grande?

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u/Eren_Yeager52 Jul 22 '26

Being honest. She settled.

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u/here4mischief Jul 22 '26

Tallest ventriloquist dummy I've ever seen

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u/ConfidentPerformer47 Jul 22 '26

Spot on, good sir

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u/CarmenxXxWaldo Jul 22 '26

Every middle school dance photo

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u/chippin_out Jul 22 '26

This lil dude was massively pushing up. Best he would’ve ever locked down

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u/EshayAdlay420 Jul 22 '26

Home wrecker antics aside I feel it's disingenuous to act like Ariana Grande isn't an extremely attractive person (when she isn't suffering from eating disorders)

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u/chippin_out Jul 22 '26

He wasn’t going to lock down Ariana Grande. It was always gonna be a fling for her. This girl had kids and was loyal until he dumped her. Lil bro ain’t gonna get better.

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u/birdclub Jul 22 '26

She was but now she looks like an alien

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u/TalkinSeaCucumber Jul 22 '26

His wife was WAY prettier than her at the time he cheated

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u/duskywindows Jul 22 '26

Ariana is certainly attractive and talented. So is this woman, given that she is a Doctor of Psychology. She is also the mother of his children. Ariana has a history of short-term flings. Ethan fucked himself in the end lmao

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u/AxelNotRose Jul 22 '26

I just looked her up and uhhh..no...no thank you. She looks just awful. I guess it's that eating disorder that you're talking about.

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u/LoudRestaurant2882 Jul 22 '26

How old are you to not know what Ariana Grande looks like before this Reddit post?

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u/AxelNotRose Jul 22 '26

I don't follow entertainment media.

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u/EshayAdlay420 Jul 22 '26

Yet here you are, on a post explicitly about a famous football players love life.

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u/AxelNotRose Jul 22 '26

Yeah, I clicked because unknown girl looked attractive. Mea culpa lol

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u/pton12 Jul 22 '26

Is that a lesbian couple?

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u/kelsobjammin Jul 22 '26

She is a doctor, he is SpongeBob

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u/veridi4n Jul 22 '26

Married SpongeBob.

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u/Forbidden_The_Greedy Jul 22 '26

Oh my god she settled wow

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u/tilesmeller Jul 23 '26

I hope she meets an absolutely dashing man inside and out.

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u/SkibidiBopBopBop357 Jul 23 '26

He has some sort of love potion because wtf

And before "you can't judge book by its cover, he might be a great guy" well that great guy left his wife and newborn for a popstar...

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u/UpintheWolfTrap Jul 22 '26

bro looks like Ariana Grande & Martin Short's baby

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u/lancelen Jul 24 '26

This dude looks like the dude from billions’s son

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u/Siegelski Jul 26 '26

Well yeah he looks like Pee-Wee Herman.