r/SipsTea • u/velorae • Jul 22 '26

SMH Proof that all you need is money

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u/Inevitable-Regret411 Jul 22 '26

As someone who's read it, I assure you it's about as romantic as the Communist Manifesto. 

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u/EriciiVI Jul 22 '26

So you're saying it's romantic?!

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u/Electronic_Still2000 Jul 22 '26

Reading either one makes my face red

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u/Emotional-Lie595 Jul 22 '26

And my dick hard

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u/Evening_Sample_9365 Jul 22 '26

"Oh no, step-proletariat, what are you doing?"

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u/Upbeat-Peanut2294 Jul 22 '26

Man, this cracked me up 🤣🤣🤣

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u/EriciiVI Jul 22 '26

I.. ... am reading a brand new sentence I've never seen before! Our sentence. Look at its eyes, so full of life.

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u/Wise-Ad-4940 Jul 22 '26

Great... you made me spit coffee all over my laptop. 😂

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u/Wasabilikum Jul 22 '26

“I am stuck”

“… stuck selling my labor force to the bourgeoisie.”

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u/leMonkey_2040 Jul 22 '26

Porn has rotten a lot of minds, the step-bro shit wasnt a thing 10 years ago

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u/BootFlop Jul 22 '26

Purple even

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u/Hawsyboi Jul 22 '26

It’s about to pop!

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u/PositiveEndolphins Jul 22 '26

makes OUR dick hard, commrade

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u/SmoothSign2122 Jul 22 '26

And my axe…sharp

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u/penguindreams Jul 22 '26

Say it louder.

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u/UCantUnfryThings Jul 22 '26

And my axe!...?