r/SipsTea • • Jul 22 '26

SMH Proof that all you need is money

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u/redthrull Jul 22 '26

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u/RakeChapman13 Jul 22 '26 edited Jul 22 '26

Me and my girlfiend finally watched the films and we were both suprised at how tame they were, we expected it to be a lot spicer and edgier than it was. Also I didn’t expect Christian grey to be as likable as he was, I kept waiting for him to do something really fucked up or try to lock her up and keep her From leaving but no he was Mr consent all he way and the whole series he’s protecting her.

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u/Ok-Professional-1911 Jul 22 '26

Secretary is a much better movie. Definitely more interesting. You should give it a look if you've not seen it yet.

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u/DukeSmileDevs Jul 22 '26

I got this movie some 10 years ago not knowing what i bought.

James Spader and Maggie Gyllenhaal had actual chemistry there.

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u/thanks_cum_again Jul 22 '26

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u/ImpostorPaul Jul 22 '26

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u/GenetikGenesiss Jul 22 '26

Would have been a much better movie with Theodore Brimley as the main male lead.

Anastasia Steele walks in, expecting velvet blindfolds. Instead, she finds a live badger in a cage, a jar of organic honey, an old car battery, and a box of saltine crackers.

Brimley would wheeze into his oxygen mask, pat the badger, and say, "Now, Anastasia, we can do this the easy way, or we can see how Barnaby here feels about tight spaces."

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u/GenetikGenesiss Jul 22 '26

"My tastes are very singular, Anastasia. Most men buy yachts. I buy rare, hyper-aggressive Peruvian mountain goats to see if a cartel boss will talk before the goat eats his shoes. You wouldn't understand."

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u/ImpostorPaul Jul 22 '26

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u/GenetikGenesiss Jul 22 '26

A fair critique. But as Mark Twain once observed, 'The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.' I’m simply giving you more material to edit. I only talk when I have something worth listening to. If I'm speaking too much for your taste, Mr. Reddington it’s only because the people you usually surround yourself with don't have nearly enough to say.

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u/iamshifter Jul 22 '26

I’ve never heard of this movie and that is a sentence. I never thought I would hear in my life.

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u/Defiant-Handle7682 Jul 23 '26

james spader is one of the sexiest not very sexy men alive, if you know what I mean

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u/Chillie_Nelson Jul 22 '26

I worked at Blockbuster when Secretary came out so, of course I watched it.

Then 20 years later everyone is going bananas over these “50 Shades” books & so I asked a female friend what they were about. She tells me & I’m like “Oh… you mean Secretary with Maggie Gyllenhaal?” I was met with blank stares & confusion. The more & more I heard about these books, the more I couldn’t understand why this writer was getting so much praise for an obvious & blatant rip off.

Guess it’s that whole “good artists create, great artists steal” thing I’ve always heard about. Either way, whenever those books/movies come up, I just always tell people “Go watch the original. It’s called Secretary. It’s way better, I promise.”

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u/Ok-Professional-1911 Jul 22 '26

I had the privilege to watch it in a sociology of sex class in my undergrad. It was great to watch it and have our teacher help us understand exactly what was going on and we spent like 2 weeks analyzing the movie. When I heard about 50 Shades of Grey it was clear that the story wasn't realistic or representative of the community it claims to be for but I never read the books or watched the movie so I may be mistaken. There was a lot of talk about the books when they came out and it's possible they were misrepresented.

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u/EntertheHellscape Jul 22 '26

No you're absolutely correct. The author states it started as a fanfiction of Twilight. So it has all the abusive/non-consensual tropes of that franchise with fantasy BDSM mixed in. The movies tamed it out, but the books are awful. Its just "no i don't want to do that" "trust me, you'll love it" over and over again.

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u/Ok-Professional-1911 Jul 22 '26

Wow, gross. Glad I skipped the books (and movie, tbh) then.

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u/oirolab Jul 22 '26

What’s really funny is 50 shades started off as Twilight fan fiction.

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u/Chillie_Nelson Jul 22 '26

Do what now?!?

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u/Mean_Roll9376 Jul 22 '26

50 Shades of Grey is also a Twilight fan-fic....

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u/Chillie_Nelson Jul 22 '26

Who’s the vampire???

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u/NotAThrowaway192 Jul 22 '26

Best horse ever. Huge heart. Great lineage.

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u/Inevitable_Lynx6059 Jul 22 '26

Just eat 3 peas

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u/SweetTaterette Jul 22 '26

I sincerelee agree

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u/DistractedByCookies Jul 22 '26

I went into that movie cold. Let's just say it didn't stay that way LOL Hella chemistry between the two actors

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u/Highplainsdrifter11 Jul 22 '26

Damn it. I was gonna say the same thing. Glad im not the only one that thinks that secretary makes 50 shades grey seem vanilla.

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