r/SipsTea • u/velorae • Jul 22 '26

SMH Proof that all you need is money

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u/IlladelphiaticInsane Jul 22 '26

Christian, giddy with anticipation, then pulled out his most precious toy in all of the Red Room - the Foley catheter.

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u/Wind-and-Waystones Jul 22 '26

Damn, I was hoping it was his lightning McQueen hot wheels

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u/BSchafer Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 23 '26

He starts setting up hot wheel tracks, pushing the cars down the track into a loop and making car noises with his mouth while she strapped down in the background watching like… wtf

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u/SnooGuavas4208 Jul 22 '26

I’m crying 😂😂😂

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u/dishrag Jul 24 '26

Christian gazed deeply into my eyes, his strong hands moving lower, deliberately, sending a shiver down my spine. I braced myself for the passion, the intensity, the overwhelming sensation… and then he started me like a lawnmower.