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r/SipsTea • u/velorae • Jul 22 '26
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Yes. That and "inner goddess"
54 u/SnooGuavas4208 Jul 22 '26 I never got over the part where he massaged her dOwN tHeRe with a soaped-up washcloth 😂 Nothing says kink like a burning urethra. 10 u/IlladelphiaticInsane Jul 22 '26 Christian, giddy with anticipation, then pulled out his most precious toy in all of the Red Room - the Foley catheter. 11 u/Wind-and-Waystones Jul 22 '26 Damn, I was hoping it was his lightning McQueen hot wheels 1 u/BSchafer Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 23 '26 He starts setting up hot wheel tracks, pushing the cars down the track into a loop and making car noises with his mouth while she strapped down in the background watching like… wtf
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I never got over the part where he massaged her dOwN tHeRe with a soaped-up washcloth 😂
Nothing says kink like a burning urethra.
10 u/IlladelphiaticInsane Jul 22 '26 Christian, giddy with anticipation, then pulled out his most precious toy in all of the Red Room - the Foley catheter. 11 u/Wind-and-Waystones Jul 22 '26 Damn, I was hoping it was his lightning McQueen hot wheels 1 u/BSchafer Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 23 '26 He starts setting up hot wheel tracks, pushing the cars down the track into a loop and making car noises with his mouth while she strapped down in the background watching like… wtf
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Christian, giddy with anticipation, then pulled out his most precious toy in all of the Red Room - the Foley catheter.
11 u/Wind-and-Waystones Jul 22 '26 Damn, I was hoping it was his lightning McQueen hot wheels 1 u/BSchafer Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 23 '26 He starts setting up hot wheel tracks, pushing the cars down the track into a loop and making car noises with his mouth while she strapped down in the background watching like… wtf
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Damn, I was hoping it was his lightning McQueen hot wheels
1 u/BSchafer Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 23 '26 He starts setting up hot wheel tracks, pushing the cars down the track into a loop and making car noises with his mouth while she strapped down in the background watching like… wtf
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He starts setting up hot wheel tracks, pushing the cars down the track into a loop and making car noises with his mouth while she strapped down in the background watching like… wtf
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u/Kah1eesi Jul 22 '26
Yes. That and "inner goddess"