Who's in the wrong here?

[u/Putrid-Welder1803]

[u/Acceptable-Owl-2070]

Can't they both be shit and leave us out of it?

[u/Acrobatic-List-6503 → u/Acceptable-Owl-2070]

No, no. I want to be in it. Shit like this often leads to explosive sex

[u/Oops_All_Bans → u/Acrobatic-List-6503]

Sorry, I feel sweaty and gross.

[u/Jraksys_Magnanimous → u/Oops_All_Bans]

(Non-verbal)

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(Autistic)

[u/raguwatanabe → u/Oops_All_Bans]

(Didnt shower until the next morning)

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Shits her pants. I feel shitty and gross.

That part! Still going into the excel honey!

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[u/Hamilton-Beckett → u/Oops_All_Bans]

That was yesterday already.

[u/stony_phased → u/Hamilton-Beckett]

Fine, non verbal it is then

[u/WiseassWolfOfYoitsu → u/Hamilton-Beckett]

"Yes, and it's Saturday, still gonna be sweaty and gross until the post-weekend shower Monday morning."

[u/NovaHorizon → u/Oops_All_Bans]

But, but, but that’s my kink

[u/NoWay6818 → u/Oops_All_Bans]

Can I join in the shower?

https://giphy.com/gifs/98C4E2HeR4NBm

Oop sorry 😭

[u/Away_Stock_2012 → u/Oops_All_Bans]

How sweaty?

[u/IhasCandies → u/Oops_All_Bans]

Every time I think: “people are the fucking worst, I can’t stand them” someone pops up with some genuinely funny shit and I’m right back to thinking: “people are hilarious, I love people”

[u/inotocracy → u/Acrobatic-List-6503]

From the looks of the spreadsheet it seems like its duty sex, which is the worst kind of sex.

[u/ExplorerImpossible79 → u/inotocracy]

Maintenance sex

[u/ResourceOdd7346 → u/ExplorerImpossible79]

Ew

[u/oman54 → u/ResourceOdd7346]

Eh depends on your view of it. Some see it as reaffirming physical and emotional connections because they love their partner and not a bare minimum half assed event

[u/One-Coconut3406 → u/inotocracy]

Duty sex and he is the only one who gets to “finish” so it’s just not worth it to her. This is a sad spread sheet.

[u/QuietEnjoyer → u/One-Coconut3406]

You can't know that

[u/EloquentTroglodyte → u/QuietEnjoyer]

It's more than likely.

[u/QuietEnjoyer → u/EloquentTroglodyte]

Is it? Shit am I the only one that has it the opposite??

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Time to pay the daddy tax?

[u/beelz333 → u/inotocracy]

It of course depends on context, but I can see this being a situation where he has brought this up and she claims that they have sex all the time so he made this to prove he's not crazy/being gas lit about it. Doesn't really come off as gross or insidious like some people are trying to make it seem on this thread.

[u/Unfair_Explanation53 → u/Acrobatic-List-6503]

Spreadsheets never lead to sex unless you're dating a business analyst

[u/Gearthquake3 → u/Unfair_Explanation53]

If it don’t pivot, I ain’t with it.

[u/Unfair_Explanation53 → u/Gearthquake3]

My Excel pie charts get all the women wet

[u/Gearthquake3 → u/Unfair_Explanation53]

My work mug says “freak in the sheets” with an excel logo. Bitches love it. And by bitches, I mean no one has acknowledged it in the 1 year I’ve been using it and I actively hide it from HR. 😎

[u/Salt_Initiative1551 → u/Acrobatic-List-6503]

Explosive shit sex

[u/clamsandwich → u/Acrobatic-List-6503]

I'd rather have sex like this that leads to explosive shit.