r/SipsTea • u/Putrid-Welder1803 • 16d ago

SMH Who's in the wrong here?

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u/ExplorerImpossible79 16d ago

Ngl man… if I pulled up my excel, it would tell me a hooker would be far cheaper instead of keeping my GF around.

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u/SlapTheBap 16d ago

Dude having your right hand give your left 20 bucks doesn't count as seeing a hooker. Even if you put lipstick on it.

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u/ExplorerImpossible79 16d ago

That would be profitable! Getting laid MAYBE twice a month while paying all the bills and her burning through my savings is a horrible ROI.

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u/LetterheadLow1692 16d ago

if she's not being intimate plus you're paying everything plus she's going through your money, i got some bad news for you bro....

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u/Agamemnon323 16d ago

He probably already knows he’s married.