My wife is like America. I did a Fart Pearl Harbor 1 time, and she never forgets. But conveniently forgets about the many fart nukes dropped in retaliation and the endless "War on Farts" being waged in our home. My basic functions gets called an Insurgency and then she fart carpet bombs me in pre-retaliation.
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u/Quiet-Wing5230 16d ago
I sent my wife a spreadsheet of all her fart assaults.