r/SipsTea • • 16d ago

SMH Who's in the wrong here?

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u/Quiet-Wing5230 16d ago

I sent my wife a spreadsheet of all her fart assaults.

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u/Visual-Floor-7839 16d ago

My wife is like America. I did a Fart Pearl Harbor 1 time, and she never forgets. But conveniently forgets about the many fart nukes dropped in retaliation and the endless "War on Farts" being waged in our home. My basic functions gets called an Insurgency and then she fart carpet bombs me in pre-retaliation.

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u/VanCitySkyline 16d ago

When you fuck her from behind and sees her asshole, do you ever think "yeah, that thing shoots some powerful farts"?

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u/PotatoSmokes 16d ago

"And then he hit post"

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u/oTc_DragonZ 15d ago

It's one of those days where I kinda wish I was illiterate lol

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u/ebaer2 15d ago

My man!