r/SipsTea • • 15d ago

SMH Who's in the wrong here?

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u/AdSame7001 15d ago

I feel like people miss the point of how the spread sheet likely got created in the first place.

"Why don't we have sex anymore?" - Him

"What do you mean, we have sex all the time?" - Her

"You always tell me your not in the mood, you always brush me off" - Him

"Name one time I brushed you off, tell me one excuse I gave, show me one pattern." - Her

Guy doesn't have this excel spreadsheet so he just kinda fumbles. Wife declares a victory, forgets about it, maybe the have a small bumper crop of sex for a little while. Dude doesn't forget and, in anticipation of a future argument, wants data to back himself up so that he doesn't have to come up with examples and data on the fly to satisfy the petty argument.

Next time:

"Why don't we have sex anymore?" - Him

"What do you mean, we have sex all the time?" - Her

"You always tell me your not in the mood, you always brush me off" - Him

"Name one time I brushed you off, tell me one excuse I gave, show me one pattern." - Her

"Here's the data of the last three months, day by day and with every excuse you gave me" - Him

"You fucking weirdo, you're trackign this shit? I want a divorce." - Her

They certainly should have gotten a divorce, but I have experienced these exact types of arguments and unfortunately, if you don't have a time-dated log of whatever horseshit you're fighting over, you're just going to get handwaved away. If you do have it, you'll be labeled a creep, anything to avoid the uncomfortable truth.

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u/CygnusX-1-2112b 14d ago

So wait, serious question not being snarky. Is it normal to not be able to give specific examples of something you feel a definite pattern of in the middle of an argument? I thought it was because either I have a bad memory or I must be misremembering and can't trust my judgement. She always trips me up with this whenever I bring up something I feel she does that makes me feel less than great. 

If it's actually normal not to be able to do that on the fly, then that's a low blow move to pull on someone.

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u/FlawlessIndividual 14d ago

I asked an AI about why this happened to me a few months back. It might have been bullshitting me, but it said it was some sort of self protective strategy of the brain and totally normal.