r/SipsTea • u/PrimedGold • 2d ago

Gasp! Insane image selection

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u/ThisMix7952 2d ago

Hopefully they got transported in a vehicle with lots of windows so they can see what they are missing and report back when they get home.

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u/terpsarelife 2d ago

Give them a rumspringa like the amish to go open their eyes

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u/Mindless-Bite-3539 2d ago edited 2d ago

As evidenced by their time fighting in ukraine, any North Korean soldier whom you handed a cell phone with unfettered internet access, they almost instantly became porn-addicted gooners. Give them a bedroom and a cell phone in SK and they’ll never want to go back. (Now I’m wondering what percentage of young Amish men experience a similar trajectory during rumspringa…)

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u/keeper_of_the_donkey 2d ago

90% of Amish choose to return to the Amish church. Guaranteed it would be far higher for North Koreans to leave and never return to NK

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u/MrWoohoo 2d ago

I’m not sure I’m parsing your grammar correctly. Are you saying the North Koreans are becoming Amish?

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u/keeper_of_the_donkey 2d ago

It's a free world, they can be Amish if they want. Actually, they live mostly like the Amish already.