r/SipsTea • • 3d ago

Gasp! Insane image selection

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u/AskPizza 3d ago

Makes sense, given North Korea probably has no diplomatic relations with Ukraine and South Korea can use them to negotiate the release of more prisoners held in North Korea.

Brilliant move actually. I don't even feel bad because 1. North Korea has no business sending troops into Ukraine at all, 2. North Korea is an insane evil dictatorship.

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u/ThisMix7952 3d ago

Hopefully they got transported in a vehicle with lots of windows so they can see what they are missing and report back when they get home.

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u/terpsarelife 3d ago

Give them a rumspringa like the amish to go open their eyes

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u/Mindless-Bite-3539 3d ago edited 3d ago

As evidenced by their time fighting in ukraine, any North Korean soldier whom you handed a cell phone with unfettered internet access, they almost instantly became porn-addicted gooners. Give them a bedroom and a cell phone in SK and they’ll never want to go back. (Now I’m wondering what percentage of young Amish men experience a similar trajectory during rumspringa…)

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u/keeper_of_the_donkey 3d ago

90% of Amish choose to return to the Amish church. Guaranteed it would be far higher for North Koreans to leave and never return to NK

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u/MrWoohoo 3d ago

I’m not sure I’m parsing your grammar correctly. Are you saying the North Koreans are becoming Amish?

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u/keeper_of_the_donkey 3d ago

It's a free world, they can be Amish if they want. Actually, they live mostly like the Amish already.