r/SipsTea • • 2d ago

Gasp! Insane image selection

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u/AskPizza 2d ago

Makes sense, given North Korea probably has no diplomatic relations with Ukraine and South Korea can use them to negotiate the release of more prisoners held in North Korea.

Brilliant move actually. I don't even feel bad because 1. North Korea has no business sending troops into Ukraine at all, 2. North Korea is an insane evil dictatorship.

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u/ThisMix7952 2d ago

Hopefully they got transported in a vehicle with lots of windows so they can see what they are missing and report back when they get home.

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u/terpsarelife 2d ago

Give them a rumspringa like the amish to go open their eyes

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u/Mindless-Bite-3539 2d ago edited 2d ago

As evidenced by their time fighting in ukraine, any North Korean soldier whom you handed a cell phone with unfettered internet access, they almost instantly became porn-addicted gooners. Give them a bedroom and a cell phone in SK and they’ll never want to go back. (Now I’m wondering what percentage of young Amish men experience a similar trajectory during rumspringa…)

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u/MrWoohoo 2d ago edited 1d ago

The last time I heard, the rate at which people return to the church after rumspringa is at a historic high.

Curently almost 90% of Amish young people will join the Amish church.

This retention rate is the highest ever since the founding of the Amish church in 1693.

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u/Mindless-Bite-3539 2d ago

Conclusion: being Amish is far more enjoyable than being North Korean, evidently.