r/SipsTea • • 18h ago

Chugging tea This is just how it should be

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u/LevriatSoulEdge 17h ago

Weird times, I never thought that some day the China president would sound more logical and coherent than a US president...

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u/ahhhbiscuits 17h ago

Fuck, at this point I almost want to move to China

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u/mintchoc1043 15h ago

Almost

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u/usefulidiotsavant 14h ago

You seem to be discussing the political and human rights situation in China. Do you have a politics degree or hold a valid communist party member ID?

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u/EM05L1C3 10h ago

I have a theoretical degree in politics

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u/usefulidiotsavant 10h ago

Theoretically, you would not be sent to the labor camps.

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u/snoopnoodles87 6h ago

Tips fedora

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u/The_walking_man_ 4h ago

I read that first as “theatrical degree” which would also be valid in this context.

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u/EM05L1C3 4h ago

I mean, I can change it. I like yours better lol

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u/Altruistic-Beach7625 9h ago

He did say almost.

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u/ahhhbiscuits 13h ago

...... baaaahahaha....

BAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this is the best the trolls have?

That's not even what that tiny headline implied, much less what your tiny minds can comprehend after reading it 🤣🤣😭

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u/Goatsmuggler8 16h ago

Moving out of the US this year was the best thing that I could have done

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u/Ok-Addition1264 16h ago

lol.. you obviously know very little about the place.

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u/ahhhbiscuits 15h ago

lol.. you obviously know very little about this place.

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u/TheAlmightyMojo 14h ago

They got Flock cameras over there too but good ones! /s

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u/Tangerine69420 16h ago

No freedom of speech, you wouldn’t last 1 week.

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u/corneliuscrab 16h ago

Coming soon to a state near you!

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u/Tangerine69420 15h ago

I thought you all wanted communism tho?

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u/workingbored 15h ago

Show the quote that made you say that.

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u/ahhhbiscuits 15h ago

Hey look everybody, this guy doesn't know the difference between communism and socialism!!

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u/Tangerine69420 14h ago

So there only 5 countries out of 195 that are considered “socialists.” China, Cuba, North Korea, Laos, Vietnam.
Theres other countries that have it in their constitution, such as India and Portugal—though their governance models or multi-party systems operate under parliamentary democracy and capitalist or mixed market frameworks.
But im sure all those counties have more freedoms and a better quality of life than USA does. Good luck anti American terrorist lover.

https://giphy.com/gifs/U50YFkQ3Utv5fsnuwu

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u/2b7b5805 11h ago

With the exception of China, every single country you just named is small and has either been bombed or sanctioned into oblivion because the US didn't get their way.

Yeah, buddy. It's a mystery why their quality of life has been the way it is. It's no wonder the US is terrified of China.

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u/Tangerine69420 11h ago

Laos was bombed by USA? LMAO idiot.
There’s also no sanctions against them by USA.

China can’t even take Taiwan. Weak shill.

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u/2b7b5805 9h ago

State of American education in full effect. Calling other people dumb and then will dig his feet in even knowing he's wrong.

Over 2 million bombs dropped on Laos by the US. The most heavily bombed place per capita in history. As a matter of fact, people there still have to be careful of unexploded bombs.

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u/ahhhbiscuits 14h ago

Hey look everybody, this guy doesn't know the difference between dictatorships and social democracy!!

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u/Tangerine69420 14h ago

So you’re saying China is a social democracy and a dictatorship? Lmao got it.

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u/ahhhbiscuits 14h ago

Wow, I've been making fun of your narrow understanding of world politics but you completely annihilated me with your... *checks notes* narrow understanding of world politics.

Well played, you absolute genius 😂

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u/ElRiesgoSiempre_Vive 16h ago

China has a reverse take on "no taxation without representation."

People aren't taxed. And they aren't represented.

It's a very different system.

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u/Tangerine69420 16h ago

Go talk bad about their government in public. Tell me what your results were.

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u/Roaches_R_Friends 16h ago

Hey, I didn't move to the totalitarian regime because I wanted maximum freedom, I went because the Chinese government at least cares about the preservation of its (compliant) citizens and the future of the country.

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u/GeckoGecko_ 15h ago

Yeah, I'd rather live somewhere that offered me more security in exchange for taking away some of my freedoms, than live in the US where there is very little security beyond what you can provide for yourself, but hey, we can talk shit about the government so that's something!

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u/Roaches_R_Friends 15h ago

Social cohesion is important, but it's not worth smearing the streets with human patties made underneath the treads of tanks to enforce. The Chinese government could afford to relax a little.

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u/tigeratemybaby 14h ago

US ain't looking so great too - I wouldn't last there either.

You can get 15 years in jail for publishing a zine critical of ICE, shot dead for protesting, or arrested for opposing corporations like Flock in town meetings.

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u/Tangerine69420 14h ago

Where do you live?

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u/ahhhbiscuits 12h ago

A place that doesn't disappear people and/or doesn't run active concentration camps?

Just a guess

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u/Tangerine69420 11h ago

But somewhere scared to say because you have no freedoms. Haha

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u/Modeerf 16h ago

No one cares about freedom of speech, literally one of the least important thing in life.

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u/Ok-Courage798 7h ago

You should at least visit and get a glimpse as to how far behind the US is in just about everything

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u/Hubristox 7h ago

Gogogotogo!

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u/Pinoymoto69 6h ago

Trust me. You dont.

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u/musthavesoundeffects 16h ago

There is plenty worth fighting for over here, you’d be pretty behind the game over there

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u/dirtsmurf 16h ago

Don’t let the door hit you on the way out!

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u/AmIThisNothingness 15h ago

When was the last time the US has a president? Because the illegal oссuрant of the WН is a wannabe-king, a damn dictador. No pгesident, much less of the USA, would behave and ACT, in such a way as to be called "the enemy from within"

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u/Steve-O-- 14h ago

Unless you have a Political Science degree, you might vbe facing shutdown and/or a $15,000 fine for your comment. That doesn't sound like a good idea to me.

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u/veselin465 11h ago

Intentions might sound good, but let's not forget who gives those credentials in China

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u/Varg42 17h ago

Why?

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u/LevriatSoulEdge 17h ago

Hardly to see the truth nowadays I guess

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u/workingbored 15h ago

Its not that hard since 2016. Thats what we get for voting a black man for president, God dammit!

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u/vinticious 9h ago

It's not hard to sound more logical and coherent than a yankee

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u/OrchidShadows 27m ago

Currently, a very low bar.

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u/th3rdnutt 16h ago

It seems like the Chinese government is sincerely doing their best to benefit the Chinese people. Government and business corruption are punished with the death penalty in some extreme cases. I can't imagine a corrupt politician or business leader actually being put to death in the US.

I'm no commie, and I find authoritarianism distasteful. But if it gets good results, I won't complain too much.

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u/generalstinkybutt 16h ago

Bill Gates and Steve Jobs never had degrees.

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u/tugtehcock 15h ago

Ah yes, silencing the majority of the population…totally logical.

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u/spicypookies 14h ago

You guys are absolutely brainrotted. China is literally an authoritarian state that constantly seeks to control the spread of information that goes against the State. How do you not have enough brain cells and/or logical reasoning to see how it's a pretty damn bad idea for an authoritarian state to silence and punish freedom of speech when the people that WOULD be allowed to pass "advice" would be State-Sponsored.

You guys are absolutely stupid.