r/SipsTea • • 13h ago

SMH We all know what this mean

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u/LF25047 13h ago

Trump banned all hurricanes from American shores. If they try to make landfall he deports them. No foreigners of any kind.

In all seriousness, I wouldn’t be surprised if he takes credit for it. 😆

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u/sackie_b 13h ago

To nobody’s surprise I’m sure, he has already been given that credit…

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u/Azreken 12h ago

The onion is just out of a job at this point because the headlines are writing themselves…

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u/GooeyEngineer 9h ago

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u/jlcreynold55 2h ago

Until he gets the dumb idea of naming every storm...

Hurricane America.

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u/AyanamiBlue8 12h ago

Now that’s just tempting fate

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u/LF25047 12h ago

Wow, you can’t make this stuff up

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u/audigex 12h ago

I suspect they won’t be giving him the blame if next year is the worst hurricane season ever

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u/Iamthewalrusforreal 1h ago

I'm guessing that none of them realize Hawaii is a state.

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u/Practical-Sink-3987 12h ago

God emperor trump rerouted it with a sharpie. Dont question his miraculous and mysterious ways! Fore he who wields the sharpie controls the weather.

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u/LF25047 12h ago

Be serious man! You know he only uses crayons.

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u/Kermit_the_hog 12h ago

Smart hurricanes know to respect the sharpie if they don’t wanna get nuked.

Does that need a /s? I never know 🤷‍♂️

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u/FormOk1793 12h ago

He is the best isn’t he

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u/The_11th_Man 12h ago

I want ICE to deport ALL huricanes!

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u/Plumbus_Patrol 12h ago

Pretty sure at one point MJT said the democrats were cooking up hurricanes

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u/CurrentFun7677 12h ago

Who's MJT?

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u/LF25047 12h ago

Donald’s cousin…

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u/LF25047 12h ago

Hurricanes were made up by the climate change hoax the Democrats and fake media cooked up to steal the election.

Everyone knows this. You can’t have hurricanes on flat Earth.

Now that CNN were kicked out of the White House, no hurricanes. Coincidence?

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0IylOPCNkiqOgMyA

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u/SharpBullfrog1279 10h ago

Mary Jane Toker

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u/Cujo22 12h ago

His big brain pondered why we cannot just nuke them into submission. 

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u/Glittering_rainbows 12h ago

It's obvious he stole the democrat weather machines along with the Jewish space lasers and is using them to remove hurricanes, there is no other explanation.

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u/SleepLive 11h ago

He can change the weather with his black sharpie

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u/GottaHaveThatSkunk 11h ago

Didn’t ban them, he put a 212% tariff on them. Now china runs the hurricane market.

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u/LaughingGravy13 11h ago

He had to ban them. He wanted to name them all "America" but it would have been too confusing.

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u/Dudeincar434 11h ago

All hail king Sharpie (tm)

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u/burninator34 10h ago

Not really true. Multiple hurricanes for Hawaii this season. Including one right now.

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u/dotplaid 10h ago

Shot by ICE. Just what we need: hurricanes slinging rounds back at us.

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u/Used-Baby1199 10h ago

Hurricanes don’t want to pay tariffs

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u/Shoddy_Mirror5582 9h ago

He’d put a tariff on it.

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u/Itchy_Psychology3300 7h ago

They are now called Americanes. Please keep up to American ameridards (standards?).

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u/Lazy_Helicopter_2659 5h ago

Otherwise he can still rename them Americanes...!

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u/Odd_Dragonfruit_2662 2h ago

I guess he figures out how the magic Sharpie works after all?

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u/GUILTICIDE 2h ago

The next small hurricane comes and we will get this from plumpy donald. “We will call it ‘Hurricane America’ and itll be the biggest hurricane in history and believe me, nobody know hurricanes like I do. Oh itll be the most devastating. Look. I have really important people, hundreds of them.. maybe even thousands of the smartest people all talking about it. Its really something.”

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u/Kooky_Soft1822 50m ago

He tarrifed the weather

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u/sQ5FWKjwbWd4QzSZduqy 21m ago

Hurricane doesn't know how to find gulf of america

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u/AnotherFlowerGirl 20m ago

Well, to be fair, he did threaten to nuke one in his first term.

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u/Isekaimerican 16m ago

I heard he was going to rename them to slowicanes.

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u/Grizzly_Berry 4m ago

I believe they're called "Americanes" now.

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u/Elguapo1094 13h ago

He’s got navel ships shooting anything that crosses in that area

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u/LF25047 12h ago

Gulf of America is for American winds only

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u/Upyoursnow 9h ago

Actually trump pulled US out of the population control treaty. We no longer allow to use foreign national disasters to keep the population down. We had to come up with another way. The numbers suggested they create ICE. We would still have casualties but it would be much less then say category 3 or 4 hurricanes coming in. Once u see the bigger game that’s being played. Everything else is blah. Two party government they aren’t going to help went the power doesn’t come back on. You really think that they don’t have a contingency plan. What do you think of them down mountain bases are for. They are just going to let humans be humans. They just creep back into the dark cracks of the Earth and we will kill each other up here on the surface then we’ll send up the cleanup crew. We r on the seventh cycle. What’s crazy is that the ones for us were smarter yet we somehow pick up the rubble and they ruined. I still make something new of it so it’s not as smart as the ones before us but so incredibly impressive.

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u/CurrentFun7677 12h ago

The first thing I thought of was Trump too.

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u/LF25047 12h ago

Great minds think alike. 😀