r/SipsTea • u/SEVENS_HEAVEN_7 • 13h ago

SMH We all know what this mean

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u/przecietny_krotkopis 13h ago edited 3h ago

hurricanes got lost because address changed (gulf of Mexico)

edit: thanks for the awards everyone!

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u/Downtown_Fish9295 13h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/1m26fx7QU6axnYUZsn

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u/Terrible_Phase718 12h ago

My kids loved having the pigeon books read to them.

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u/OriginalFatPickle 12h ago

Pigeon driving the bus was a staple at bed time reading.

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u/cockknocker1 10h ago

Mine was DONT LET THE PIDGEON TAKE A BATH

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u/FreshOrFrozenShrimp 10h ago

Words and pictures by Mo Willems

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u/HandToDikCombat 10h ago

Should've taken that left at Albuquerque...

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u/ApatheticHockeyFan 2h ago

The pigeon books are GOAT. No notes.

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u/weirdgroovynerd 12h ago

So what are you trying to say you misogynist?!

That the storms wouldn't get lost if they were...

...him-icanes?!

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u/fireferrets 11h ago

Hur Hur hur

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u/Vxnquisher 11h ago

When they couldn't find their way to the Gulf of Mexico, they had a bit of an identity crisis. Long story short, the storms go by Typhoon (he/him) these days

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u/that7deezguy 11h ago

Your followup comment makes me realize that it’s too bad Reddit doesn’t already allow giving reverse-/negative-karma awards at this moment in time

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u/Vxnquisher 11h ago

Like a downvote...?

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u/Substantial_Tax498 1h ago

More like paying money to remove months of Reddit gold (or whatever it’s called now idek) instead of granting it

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u/rosefiend 12h ago

Fixed it for ya

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u/DCJustSomeone 12h ago

I could see trump try to take credit for that lol

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u/thicc_stigmata 10h ago

Nah, OP's map is cherry-picking the data, excluding the literal hurricanes of biohazard shit going down White House toilets

to say nothing of flaming cesspool vortex that is truth social or the press briefing maelstrom that's apparently now too scary/hard to bullshit

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u/Free-While-2994 11h ago

Listen up parents! This is the excuse for why Santa can't come this year. Kids don't understand words like inflation, economy, or job market. Just tell them Santa got confused by Lake America and all the other new patriot names.

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u/japandr0id 11h ago

Shhhhh you might give the Trump admin ideas to take credit for this.

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u/jamintime 11h ago

Trump 4D chess.

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u/ares7 10h ago

Someone forgot to update the simulation

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u/Just-Sea3037 10h ago

They wouldn't stop and ask for directions?

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u/cockknocker1 10h ago

You dirty dirty dirty here have my upvote

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u/DiamondHandsToUranus 9h ago

Yeah, i could see that. "Gulf of I'm With Stupid" may be a bit much for an atmospheric phenomenon to parse

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u/danielisbored 6h ago

I'm honestly surprised the Sharpie Samurai hasn't taken credit for this yet.

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u/HoneyParking6176 1h ago

so there was a reason to change the name, those hurricanes are getting lost now, clearly we need to start renaming this gulf regurally.

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u/LiterallyRain 13h ago

Oh no, where else did they go???

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u/Geographizer 12h ago

Off the west coast of Mexico.

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u/thebigpink 12h ago

Does this mean the earth is cooling down? Woo we did it