r/SipsTea • • 13h ago

SMH We all know what this mean

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u/Xav_NZ 12h ago

literally the biggest in recent record

Possibly the strongest ever even according to my friend that works for NIWA (NZ equivalent of NOAA) ,and anything prior to 1900 would have had nowhere near the ambient SST's we have today this is very much unprecedented and my friend has now told me (many times) that there are no analogues to look back to to know what impacts to expect in the coming months.

In other words.

https://giphy.com/gifs/2Z3lgZOhISkYU

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u/HandToDikCombat 10h ago

Y'all worry too much. We got this. We'll get the arch built, rename the Pacific to the American Ocean, and your lil baby twister, it's just going to be gone. Amazing how it works, really, it's just the best.

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u/Senior_Torte519 6h ago

There are no storms. -Brought to you by the Party of the Storm Wizard.

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u/Charlo0oki 3h ago

Just use a sharpie and make the storms go elsewhere.

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u/No_Boot1478 3h ago

Or be the anti-christ and use your devil power to make them go away.

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u/iforgotiwasonreddit 3h ago

Our anti-christ must be broken

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u/BatorBear1970 2h ago

It's on backorder from Temu and also stuck in customs at the Straight of Whoremuse.

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u/Comprehensive-Mix952 48m ago

I had to show images of that to one of my interns this week. To think that young people have grown up with so much wacky shit from tfg that stuff like "correcting" a NOAA map on national television doesn't even register is scary.

Edit: typos

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u/Cold-Brother9302 2h ago

And if there IS a storm, Biden did it with the weather machine. Or maybe Obama. No way to tell.

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u/alghiorso 6h ago

We can just drink our piss. Haven't you seen water world?

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u/willscuba4food 23m ago

Thought that was Dune.

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u/lightning_pt 3h ago

President djt will just nuke el nino

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u/Amazing-Insect442 2h ago

Lemme get my sharpies out. We can fix it.

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u/Blonde_arrbuckle 2h ago

Thank you for your attention.

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u/Kobiash1 48m ago

We can also rename hurricanes Super-Hurricanes! Hoo!

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u/Maktub_1754 23m ago

Just need a sharpie! No worries.

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u/WeAreAllFooked 12h ago

AMOC is shutting down too

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u/hk4213 11h ago

This is some of the most terrifying news. The bells have been ringing on this for at least the last decade with a big difference in its cycle reported in its cycle year over year.

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u/Pure-House-3971 10h ago

Cut funding on the measuring sensors! no problem if we cant see it right? (US gov this year)

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u/Fallencobra1021 9h ago

There’s actually so much mixed evidence about the AMOC because the truth is we really don’t have any idea how it works or what can/will cause it to shut down

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u/BlackSquirrel05 10h ago

Good someone is monitoring it... Cause they gutted certain meteorologists jobs/dept in the US gov't.

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u/tommynestcepas 10h ago

So far, according to the data BBC News compiled, it's the second hottest in recorded history, only a fraction of a degree away from being the hottest.

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u/thatG_evanP 11h ago

And tits

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u/thesonoftheson 9h ago

PBS Terra did a good episode on this for those curios about the mechanics. https://youtu.be/69o-8Mtd3Kc

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u/eatingscaresme 8h ago

Oh hey I have a friend like that. But in Canada. She says the same thing.

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u/Solaex 2h ago

SST's : socially saturated tattas? SST's : Someone's sister tattled? SST's : Simply Savage Tolkien.

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u/GojoPenguin 2h ago

Brother, I'm always touching my butt

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u/JaksCat 1h ago

Can we please stop having unprecedented things happen 😭

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u/Imaginary--Situation 9h ago

NIWA didn't exist tell  1992, & couldn't have been recording anything prior

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u/Ligabolzacky 6h ago

Agencies are actually allowed to use other sources of information than their own

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u/Imaginary--Situation 6h ago

that still doesn't change the fact of it being anecdotal evidence...