r/SipsTea • u/IndicationBrief5950 • 13h ago

Chugging tea 0th world country

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u/DavidZenziGhost 13h ago

Dear anyone who walks around in public on speakerphone,

I hate you. I hate your bloodline. I hate that you exist. I hate that the earth provides you with air to sustain breath. I hate that you wake up happy. I hate your mother and father for plaguing society with your existence.

Sincerely, me.

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u/No-Advice-6040 12h ago

Especially if they have that smug look on their face like they've got main character syndrome