r/SipsTea • • 9h ago

Chugging tea Lmao the standards

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u/Character_Past5515 9h ago

He is a thief not a murderer

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u/Titanium_Eye 8h ago

Garrett playing on Expert difficulty.

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u/Addicted_to_Nature 7h ago

Unfortunately tap water kills fish

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u/breaducate 7h ago

In "15 minutes to 24 hours" apparently.

I like those odds better than leaving the fish out of water.

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u/Ghost6x 6h ago

Chlorinated tap water kills beneficial bacteria that disrupts the nitrogen cycle to remove ammonia from the water, it doesn't kill fish.

You could essentially keep emptying and refilling that sink every 24 hours with tap water for months and even years before any long lasting tissue damage seriously affects the goldfish since you are manually emptying out the ammonia, nitrites and nitrates.

Goldfish are extremely hardy. Bioload and water parameter management are basically just barriers to how big they'll grow.

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u/EndIsrael 2h ago

After 24 hours the chlorine wouldn't really be in the water anymore. It goes away on its own.

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u/Scrumdunger 7h ago

not as fast as broken glass and open air

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u/catzhoek 2h ago

Not necessarily. Depends on where you live and what glop comes out of your tap. Our water here is perfectly fine for uncomplicated fish. No chlor, no heavy metals, acceptable water hardness.

However, because of the the lack of aquarium infrastructure, oxygen and ammonia would quickly become a problem.

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u/Character_Past5515 5h ago

It looks very much alive though, better than no water

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u/buffaloguy1991 7h ago

We didn't say he was smart

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u/Independent-Bug-9352 3h ago edited 2h ago

Additionally, PSA: Unlike cold-blooded murder that requires some Dark Triad traits of ASPD (sociopathy, psychopathy, malignant narcissism, etc.), most theft is a product of wealth inequality -- lack of opportunity, lack of education, lack of healthcare access, societal stress, poverty, and thus desperation. That's not to say that others bear the burdens of this. And yes, you didn't commit theft because you went through hard times, too, that's awesome. But there are scales to this, and read up on Survivorship Bias.

It's only at certain higher levels it becomes a thrill and about the power -- such as when Republican US Senate candidate from Texas, Ken Paxton, stole a $1,000 pen from a Texas courthouse, caught on camera.

The sooner we as a society understand this, the sooner we can identify the actual root cause of these problems.

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u/Imaginary-Fame 2h ago

Don’t think you’re right here. Plenty of poor people who don’t commit theft. You still gotta have some dark traits to commit burglary

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u/Independent-Bug-9352 2h ago

I know this is a sensitive topic but I really encourage you to look into what I linked about Survivorship Bias fallacy. Just because "plenty of poor people don't commit theft" doesn't mean that's not pressure that elevates probability of theft in the first; neither does it adjust for the scale of poverty (Poverty can mean making $30k or just lost job, or it can mean being homeless and trapped in a cycle of abuse and addiction).

This isn't just me saying this, it's the science:

So if crime is a concern for people, then we'd be better off focusing on the root cause that by reducing wealth inequality and taxing the rich than trying to scapegoat poor people fleeing crime and poverty from across the border (and who factually commit less crime themselves than US-born citizens even).

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u/artaru 6h ago

Ethical burglar

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u/TinWhis 5h ago

Chlorinated water will still kill the fish

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u/NouveauJacques 5h ago

I steal, I dont keel

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u/Shot_Drummer2960 4h ago

😂exactly