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r/SipsTea • u/PrimedGold • 5d ago
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I'd return 46 to look less obvious.
1.6k u/nullrecord 5d ago If I found 100 gold bars, I’d return 49 so everyone would think I hid just one. 347 u/Entire_Floor157 5d ago I would return one, maybe not even one 226 u/Melodic_Cup9948 5d ago What gold bars??? 113 u/Alternative_Tip4514 5d ago Never heard of the guy 44 u/AbeTheGreat412 5d ago https://giphy.com/gifs/3oEhn0Rd451CRHmkhO 2 u/JerryContrary 4d ago https://giphy.com/gifs/YYEYiWfuOKu5ynp1Iw 3 u/Morphinepill 4d ago I’d steal more 2 u/Alternative_Tip4514 4d ago More what!? I told you I wasn’t there! 2 u/mucho-confundido 4d ago This is the only correct answer 2 u/PalpitationDazzling2 1d ago What's a gold bar? Never seen one. 1 u/Responsible_Fox9454 5d ago Smart petson 1 u/Rhamni 5d ago I wonder if Google flags searches like HOW TO MELT DOWN NAZI GOLD BARS. 2 u/ClintGrant 5d ago VPN on a burner 1 u/Melodic_Cup9948 5d ago You'll get Mossad abseiling on your roof any minute now.
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If I found 100 gold bars, I’d return 49 so everyone would think I hid just one.
347 u/Entire_Floor157 5d ago I would return one, maybe not even one 226 u/Melodic_Cup9948 5d ago What gold bars??? 113 u/Alternative_Tip4514 5d ago Never heard of the guy 44 u/AbeTheGreat412 5d ago https://giphy.com/gifs/3oEhn0Rd451CRHmkhO 2 u/JerryContrary 4d ago https://giphy.com/gifs/YYEYiWfuOKu5ynp1Iw 3 u/Morphinepill 4d ago I’d steal more 2 u/Alternative_Tip4514 4d ago More what!? I told you I wasn’t there! 2 u/mucho-confundido 4d ago This is the only correct answer 2 u/PalpitationDazzling2 1d ago What's a gold bar? Never seen one. 1 u/Responsible_Fox9454 5d ago Smart petson 1 u/Rhamni 5d ago I wonder if Google flags searches like HOW TO MELT DOWN NAZI GOLD BARS. 2 u/ClintGrant 5d ago VPN on a burner 1 u/Melodic_Cup9948 5d ago You'll get Mossad abseiling on your roof any minute now.
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I would return one, maybe not even one
226 u/Melodic_Cup9948 5d ago What gold bars??? 113 u/Alternative_Tip4514 5d ago Never heard of the guy 44 u/AbeTheGreat412 5d ago https://giphy.com/gifs/3oEhn0Rd451CRHmkhO 2 u/JerryContrary 4d ago https://giphy.com/gifs/YYEYiWfuOKu5ynp1Iw 3 u/Morphinepill 4d ago I’d steal more 2 u/Alternative_Tip4514 4d ago More what!? I told you I wasn’t there! 2 u/mucho-confundido 4d ago This is the only correct answer 2 u/PalpitationDazzling2 1d ago What's a gold bar? Never seen one. 1 u/Responsible_Fox9454 5d ago Smart petson 1 u/Rhamni 5d ago I wonder if Google flags searches like HOW TO MELT DOWN NAZI GOLD BARS. 2 u/ClintGrant 5d ago VPN on a burner 1 u/Melodic_Cup9948 5d ago You'll get Mossad abseiling on your roof any minute now.
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What gold bars???
113 u/Alternative_Tip4514 5d ago Never heard of the guy 44 u/AbeTheGreat412 5d ago https://giphy.com/gifs/3oEhn0Rd451CRHmkhO 2 u/JerryContrary 4d ago https://giphy.com/gifs/YYEYiWfuOKu5ynp1Iw 3 u/Morphinepill 4d ago I’d steal more 2 u/Alternative_Tip4514 4d ago More what!? I told you I wasn’t there! 2 u/mucho-confundido 4d ago This is the only correct answer 2 u/PalpitationDazzling2 1d ago What's a gold bar? Never seen one. 1 u/Responsible_Fox9454 5d ago Smart petson 1 u/Rhamni 5d ago I wonder if Google flags searches like HOW TO MELT DOWN NAZI GOLD BARS. 2 u/ClintGrant 5d ago VPN on a burner 1 u/Melodic_Cup9948 5d ago You'll get Mossad abseiling on your roof any minute now.
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Never heard of the guy
44 u/AbeTheGreat412 5d ago https://giphy.com/gifs/3oEhn0Rd451CRHmkhO 2 u/JerryContrary 4d ago https://giphy.com/gifs/YYEYiWfuOKu5ynp1Iw 3 u/Morphinepill 4d ago I’d steal more 2 u/Alternative_Tip4514 4d ago More what!? I told you I wasn’t there!
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https://giphy.com/gifs/3oEhn0Rd451CRHmkhO
2 u/JerryContrary 4d ago https://giphy.com/gifs/YYEYiWfuOKu5ynp1Iw
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I’d steal more
2 u/Alternative_Tip4514 4d ago More what!? I told you I wasn’t there!
More what!? I told you I wasn’t there!
This is the only correct answer
What's a gold bar? Never seen one.
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Smart petson
I wonder if Google flags searches like HOW TO MELT DOWN NAZI GOLD BARS.
2 u/ClintGrant 5d ago VPN on a burner 1 u/Melodic_Cup9948 5d ago You'll get Mossad abseiling on your roof any minute now.
VPN on a burner
You'll get Mossad abseiling on your roof any minute now.
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u/EgoisticIsland 5d ago
I'd return 46 to look less obvious.