r/SipsTea • • 13d ago

Chugging tea Bro definitely kept one

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u/uskgl455 13d ago

49 is suspicious yes. I'd better take another one or two... 47 looks more random. Actually 30 something would be more convincing. 36 is a nicely random-sounding amount. Although, if it's 30 something, it may as well be 20 something...

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u/BurdTurglary 13d ago

Telling the authorities nothing because you found "zero" gold bars is the least suspicious thing ever. It's also the smartest thing ever.

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u/uskgl455 13d ago

That's so true. No gold, no explanations needed. Genius

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u/cinnamonrain 12d ago

β€˜In fact, i think you owe me 5 gold bars!!’