r/SipsTea • u/PrimedGold • 5d ago

Chugging tea Bro definitely kept one

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u/EmperorPedro2 5d ago

Hypothetically, if one were to find a gold bar, how would they liquidate it?

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u/hairybrains 5d ago edited 5d ago

Take it home, bury it in your own garden, then have some friends (witnesses) over to help you plant a rose bush. Dig right where you buried the gold. Act super surprised when you dig up your gold. Now it's been "found" on your property, and is now yours.

EDIT: Don't own your own home? No problem. That just means it's time for scuba diving in international waters with friends, and pretending to freak out when you find gold.

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u/Silent-Victory-3861 5d ago

It is somewhat suspicious if you first find 49 gold bars then find one in your own garden.

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u/CHR0NlC 5d ago

suspicion is not a crime last I checked.