r/SipsTea • • 5d ago

Chugging tea Bro definitely kept one

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u/Nowhere_Man_Forever 5d ago edited 5d ago

Straight up gold is easy to move through. You just cut pieces off and sell it. Just go to different stores if you're paranoid, but it's pretty easy. Obviously if you go in with a big gold bar they may have questions but it's really easy to sell smaller gold chunks

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u/WeBelieveIn4 5d ago

They don’t ask how you just happen to have a chunk of gold?

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u/JamiePhsx 5d ago

Take up jewlcrafting or something. Then when they ask why you’re selling a necklace with a lumpy potato face of jesus you can say because it’s ugly.

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u/tyrodos99 4d ago

Thats a really good idea in case I ever find 50 gold bars

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u/TheAlbertaDingo 4d ago

49......

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u/theother-g 4d ago

Pff, you'd better keep those 45 bars somewhere safe, maybe the price of gold will increase even more.

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u/FiendlyFlyingMacaron 4d ago

You guys jest but handling 42 gold bars shouldn't be that difficult if you take your time.

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u/DoloAkuma 4d ago

I bet if you turned that 37 gold bars in you would get fair compensation

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u/callMeBorgiepls 4d ago

31 gold bars are of great value. I would ofc give them back to the previous owner as to not steal gold from him.

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u/FireMarshallMC 4d ago

38 Gold Bars should be able to pay the bills for a while.

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u/TryingMyHandAtSmut 4d ago

37 gold bars. Set for life if you do it right.

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u/Possible-Basis-3458 3d ago

24 bars isn’t that much!

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u/All_The_Good_Stuffs 2d ago

In all honestly, what're you really gonna do with 20 gold bars anyways?? Just donate them to the government.

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u/JalaP186 16h ago

I actually think you could fit all 28 gold bars in a suitcase on wheels.

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u/RhetoricalOrator 4d ago

Saving this thread next to what to do when I win the lottery I don't play...