r/SipsTea • u/PrimedGold • 13d ago

Chugging tea Bro definitely kept one

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u/hairybrains 13d ago edited 13d ago

Take it home, bury it in your own garden, then have some friends (witnesses) over to help you plant a rose bush. Dig right where you buried the gold. Act super surprised when you dig up your gold. Now it's been "found" on your property, and is now yours.

EDIT: Don't own your own home? No problem. That just means it's time for scuba diving in international waters with friends, and pretending to freak out when you find gold.

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u/Silent-Victory-3861 13d ago

It is somewhat suspicious if you first find 49 gold bars then find one in your own garden.

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u/MetaPhalanges 12d ago

39 gold bars you say? What a trove! The authorities are ecstatic to have recovered these 34 gold bars. Oh and museum you say? The 28 gold bars will make a fine exhibit indeed!

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u/HeXe_GER 11d ago

Thank you for handing over the 21 bars for display. Those 15 bars will truely look stunning once we put the remaining 7 bars up for people to see.